Everypony thinks that she's so great Everypony thinks she's the perfect date
Everypony thinks she's a ball of fun Everypony thinks that she's the one
Everypony knows she can make you smile Everypony knows that she's worthwhile
Everypony knows you don't ask why Never ever ever when it's Pinkie Pie
Yeah why can't I be like that?
Yeah why can't I be their perfect match?
But she can always make me laugh So I guess I'll move on, no I'm not like that
Everypony knows she's not the newest trend Everypony wants her as their girlfriend
The manliest of men get all sappy Everypony knows she'll make you happy
They'll all know she aint one in a baker's dozen
Everypony knows she'll give your heart some lovin
Little does she know she always makes me cry Cause everyone's in love with Pinkie Pie
Yeah why can't I be like that?
Yeah why can't I be their perfect match?
But she can always make me laugh So I guess I'll move on, no I'm not like that
Yeah why can't I be like that?
Yeah why can't I be their perfect match?
But she can always make me laugh So I guess I'll move on, no I'm not like that
I just don't wanna be alone It's hard not to envy when she's got it all
I'll find a stallion that is right for me If he isn't in love with her already
Yeah why can't I be like that?
Yeah why can't I be their perfect match?
But she can always make me laugh So I guess I'll move on, no I'm not like that