hey guise check out my new original song and shower me with praise and money bitches, GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE

Original instrumental beat by Me.

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Lyrics:

Yeah it woulda been nice bein' right
but in light of all the bullshit they pulled with Twilight
I'm going back Amending Fences
So I can Amend my Sentences
So if you're easily offended please put up your defenses

(They fucked it up) I know that.
See I could spend this whole rap, yappin' bout
What Went Wrong, pull a Y.A.C and devote this song
Entirely to how they fast forwarded Twilight Sparkle's destiny
Just so Hasbro could get a taste of that Disney Princess cheese

But Instead I'ma review what happened to this fandom
Cuz I'm thinkin' all this inner conflict isn't random
With the one two punch of MMC and EQG its no wonder so many stopped watching the show right after Season 3

Damn, and to think that I was so naive
Fuckin' Mulder man I wanted to believe
But all that ended when they blew up Twilight's comfy tree just to sell a fucking toy straight from Walmart Aisle Three

Our innocence was ripped away by corporate greed
Killing the heart of the fandom with endless C&Ds
Leaving youtube and tumblr accounts deactivated I look at my dying fandom
And wonder why it stagnated

But maybe I'm just wastin' my time with this rhyme
After all, every fandom does naturally decline
and I'm just lookin for a scapegoat, a boogieman to blame
So I won't have to face the fact that nothing ever stays the same

(Interlude foolishness)

FIVE ALICORNS That's already three too fucking many
Were you not making money?
Did you not have plenty?

Both a Princess and a Baby
Cliche double duty
They won't be satisfied until we're back to Newborn Cuties

I know I said I'd be fine with one less fan or two
but at this rate there wont be anybody left to rap to!

So many people thought the show was gonna be the saviour
Then them hacks betrayed us Call 'em John Boyegas

I know it's been three years but better late than never
My feelings under pressure
Can't hold my tongue forever

At least the movie's on the way
the one with real ponies
I'll be in the theater
But I might be real lonely

Cuz everyone I know fucked off to better shows
And I'm sittin' there cuz I ain't got no other place to go

And if things don't get better
I might just lose my way
Cuz for the first time in forever
I'm havin' a lack of...faith