Okay, I figured it out. But this video was fun so I'm leaving it up :)

For anyone using iMovie and having problems with this, just uncheck "Make this movie personal" before exporting to YouTube. For some goddamn reason, it is checked by default...

Music:
"Chocolate Lovely" by Amon Tobin

Image by Peter Cui:
http://petercui.deviantart.com/

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