Well... this is ridiculous. RIP pop filter.

So, I guess KimDanielsVA wrote a thing, then The Lost Narrator read the thing for her Lost Extras channel, and then she came to a bunch of us and said, "I CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO READ THAT STORY." Well, I can't exactly back down from a challenge like that, now can I? Which is why I spent exactly 63 minutes and not a moment more on it.

Music and Sounds: (Because I apparently thought this really needed some decent sounds. This is how I spent my Friday Night. WHAT IS MY LIFE.)
https://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/341355/arnaud-conde
https://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/344739/butterfly-tea
https://www.freesound.org/people/qubodup/