At first I was going to make this a contest about commentating on my video, but instead, if you wish to do it, will make a video in the manner of my own.

It was a very tough decision on who won, but in the end, I've got to give it to Zhangoose for first place, CyberShocker455 for second, and R0undab0utReturns 3rd. If you care to see why, go watch the videos.

Rules:
Make your video a response to mine within two weeks (due March 28).
Make a terrible commentary, but still make it look like the person tried. This means you can't just have a load of editing problems.
Bonus points if you change your voice/character for this special commentary, but not too many.