So, this started as joke on Xbox Live the other day and evolved into me wanting to do this! I love Jonathan Coulton and when I found out that "I Bring Da LULZ" had done the Sir Mix-A-Lot version I decided to do this! The original lyrics from his version are used yes but many had to be adapted or added to fit this scheme. Hope you like this!

Lyrics:

Canterlot face with a Ponyville booty

I like big flanks and I cannot lie You other bronies can't deny That when a mare walks in and is struttin' that flank Wearin' Rarity's dress like a tank You get sprung, wanna pull up tough 'Cause you noticed that plot was stuffed

Turnin' heads like Owlowiscious, like a muffin so delicious. Oh babe, I wanna get with ya And take your pretty picture My bronies tried to warn me But that flank you got makes horny!

Ooh, plot-so-lovely, You say that you want a party? Well okie, dokie, 'Cause you ain't that average lokie

I've seem the dancin' To what DJ-PON3's blastin She's charged, turnin' up the volts Livin' large, like a Wonderbolts. I'm tired of magazines Saying flat plots are the thing Take the average stallion and ask him that! That flank betta be stacked.

So fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your waifu got da plot? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy plot! Baby got flank!

Baby got flank! Baby got flank! Baby got flank! Baby got flank!

I like 'em round, and big And when I'm at Pinkie's gig I just can't ground myself, I'm bouncing all around ya Fourth wall don't matter Now we gonna trot home And (whinny) double up (whinny whinny) You got me talking in Equine, 'Cause baby your flank is oh so fine

I want 'em yellow, blue, or white And even pink and purple You mares got no trouble Movin' that Art of the Bubble I look at pony videos Bronies make them look so pro All 'em spoofs are incredible Some made even from Hasbro

A word to the Mane 6 sisters, come on and I'll bring ya To the Galloping Gala But don't get me wrong when I say I wanna (Whinny) Gonna be a night so long Celestia trollin' on The Gala's been making her yawn

It's gonna be your best night ever So, come on, stay and play, 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong, And like Rarity I say it's on

So ladies! (Yeah!) ladies! (Yeah!) If you wanna take a ride with Swoony (Hell yeah!) You gotta shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy plot! Baby got flank!

Baby got flank! Baby got flank! Baby got flank! Baby got flank!

To be honest, when it comes to the mares, Canterpolitan doesn't have very much to do with my selection. I mean, if she has a cute face and a nice flank then she can get down with me.

So, your waifu's takin' bits and bills. Gettin' workout tips by Iron Will. But,  she still dont got that cutie in the mark i'm gonna pass her.

My Cockatrice says no thanks, All cause you aint got the flank

You can do workouts for a weight drop, But please don't lose that plot
Some bronies wanna play that "hard" role, And tell you that the flank aint gold
So they toss it and leave it, And I gallop quick to retrieve it

So Canterlot says you're fat, Well, I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin', And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole mares in the magazines, You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her, cupcakes and Ice Cream didn't miss her.

Some stallion tried to diss, 'Cause his mares are on my list
He had game but he chose to quit'em, And I trot up quick to get wit 'em

So mares, if the plot is round And you want a Big Mac throwdown Dial 1-900-Swn-Ysng And buck them nasty thoughts! Baby got flank!

Baby got flank! Baby got flank! Baby got flank! Baby got flank!