Produced by Blackout Movement and Mike Moosh, obvs.

Lyrics
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[Hook]
This is why I clop, this is why I clop
This is why this why Dith ain’t tryna jock
No motherfucker I’m no Lulz I make way worse songs
And never Googling a pony with the SafeSearch on
This is why I clop, cringy commenters had better lurk
Reading the retractions offa all the ones who said it first
Nine years on, still causing a big commotion
Fuck it, right before I finish I’m calling wherever Ghost is

Lockdown for privacy, not now they vibin me
Catch me hanging out inside the Clocktower Society
Shy mares frontin, in greens they’re much bolder
I collect, you can peep the subfolders
Long hours admiring these, the robust flow
Of art majors, peep the revenue like yo, what, woah
I’ve gotta hear her Heart Song cus I don’t love slow
And always make the same face like I’m Ponut Joe
No hooves, not in pastel, then no seed spillage
And if an artist on the booru then they’re mostly killing
Doing meme shit nice then the OG villains,
And no it’s not gay just cus I look for oc:Lilith
Or the Kirin, check doe eyes on Autumn Blaze
Cinder Glow a second still so fine she oughta place
I’m pretty sure that lately I’ve been making broken choker jokes
Never touch a filly, any fandom man should know the code
But if she’s a mare then I can make a poner comatose
Going dark like TJ I’ma make a boner overdose

[Hook]

Avast that ass, I’ll abuse it like moderators
And RSS a perfect string of Boolean operators
Truly a clop purveyor, Windigos have felt the heat
My partners seldom seen, Delta Vee
Here’s the type of shit that D dismantle
Phony fuckers tryna get on PBSideachannel
Like deviancy’s not an easy part of being mammals
We’re well aware of what this is and we don’t need a panel - especially not one
Hosted for an hour by amateur anthropologists
Fuck your armchair, open this can of worms anonymous
And yeah, they match patterns when they bust up their nuts
It’s been discussed up enough, now shut the fuck up, you suck
And while I’m saying shit, yknow most clopfic is weak
If you don’t write that shit voluptuous they’re not finna read
The heart of porn is in description and a strong sense of pacing
So don’t launch on the labias and also stop when the racing’s done
If you don’t take reading speed into account then you won’t make it fun
BronyCon’s clop panels suck, I’d do a tasty one

[Hook, Ghost]

Your boy is on a spree it’s a little creepy
Feel like a voyeur inside foyer getting wickedsleepy
Pick your meaning, kid because it’s not of clear benefit
Smiling like hey, at least I don’t have weird fetishes
Dithy alpha, no furry shit but Adagi omega
Not drowning in puss, I just suffocate on cloaca
People turn their noses up responding askance
Meanwhile jackin to bug eyed women who were drawn in Japan
Not to mention demons or the elves that could make it in
At least I can be honest when I say I’d fuck an alien
But stay normie, cop a shot on a face if you wanna
While I field study for up revising on Vatsyayana
You thinking Ditherer’s degenerate then save your charter
Kid is first at ending this, I bust nuts like acorn farmers