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hey everyone cloudy here welcome to birthday video on December 21st 2017 I
have turned 19 years old and how old do I look tell me down in the comments tell
me down in the comments how old do I look to you I mean I am 19 I was born in
1998 and I am legal snowboy the older I get the scarier it actually becomes for
me because being older is just more responsibility and it's so like oh
goodness but yes you get to do more things but also you are now legal human
being on planet Earth full of people who might also be corrupt with power or
might be bad or I don't know yeah welcome to my birthday video so tomorrow
everyone on the 23rd of December and do that's when I will have a birthday party
on a 22nd of December for the very first time ever I will be trying my very first
sip of whiskey it's not like I could do it a month ago like a month would make a
freaking difference but hey there is now official gender orientation what males
should able to deal what females should be able to do there's also orientation
about alcohol like I'm like it's like a month we'll make a different I don't
know sometimes these laws these superstitions are so ridiculous don't
you guys think oh my gosh like if I drank this at one month ago
that'll be sure it would be illegal but that's ridiculous and stupid it's like
the second I turn nineteen I can drink this stuff brah
come on okay all right my very first this is how much I'm drinking for the
very first time because it's it's 40% alcohol it's funny how this world
becomes even more safe ooh age restriction scary realistic life no
all right so this is the first whiskey I'm taking a sip of here we go shit it
tasted very weird but then it started burning through the entire throat of my
body just started burning the entire thing puh puh puh puh hey can't matter
what vodka is like first it tastes very mellow but then it actually starts to
pick up the sensation I officially drank whiskey alright everyone time to skip
over to December 23rd of the birthday party day let's go so before the 23rd
came I have bought a pinkie pie pinata that would most likely be perfect for
the party I bought her for fun but the only downside is that it will be sad
once my friends start beating her up though me on the other hoof will be
doing something nicer than that she is a party pony after all and she is one of
main six fetishes that some bronies have time to fill her up with candy what did
you think I was gonna say okay everypony so the first thing we have on our list
for our party tomorrow is filling up pinkie pie with candy oh all right let's
find that precious hole we're looking for oh I was expecting this hole to be
on in her ass but sure that will work is this how it works so I got this huge
pile of not not a huge one but it's a good pile of candy so now this is all
the types of candy I have well all the types of candy that I have in this pile
we have this butterscotch Toffees fruit filled candy toffee blah blah blah
butterscotch caramel strawberry and crystal a crystal fruit crystal Breaking
Bad so yeah Pinkie Pie get ready to be filled with my precious delicious candy
alright let's fill her up take it all take it all
alright let's just shove all this candy inside of her holy crap okay she is
filled up to the brim I don't think a single not a single load will fill her
up anymore okay there you go are you happy yes look she's so happy
so yeah look she's completely filled up what do we have here a butt hole I'm so
weird okay well pinata is ready I'm sorry but tomorrow you are gonna be
decimated I'm so sorry because this is the end for you even though I'm not very
out of myself forbidding you to heart risk tomorrow or we can put the stick
somewhere else if you don't mind so after I brought the Pinkie Pie pinata
downstairs my orange cat was very bothered by her though my grey cat
seemed completely cool around pinky my orange cat was growling at pinky as it
made him feel disturbed
so the first thing that I did asking my friends to suggest me all the
songs that they wanted me to play at the party and here they are if the party was
scheduled to be at 4 o'clock but I had to pick up my friend Michael two hours
earlier as he could not be dropped off I guess you can say he is like a special
guest that gets to arrive two hours earlier because he was the first friend
I made in my school as the party was about one hour away the pool many were
being made as this was the most beloved Ukrainian dears chosen by my friends the
table was already served and of course the chips that most of us loved my
Christmas tree though has I surprised some of the ornaments were chocolate
that's pretty neat this is my music system that consists of my iPad and the
music box that has a big base which adds a bang to my party as soon as everybody
has arrived I started playing everyone's music and
we began eating all types of food that was mostly Ukrainian such as halva pal
many salad Olivia kvass and pop called Terhune alongside of Cola sprite and
cream soda once we were done everyone just started doing whatever it was a
madhouse my friend groomers put on his alicorn
wednesy so enjoy and Merry Christmas Oh God Oh God
thank you I hope it's one in it going what are you guys doing do you guys have
a placement one more I want to join come out of the closet you gay rapist and
gremlin Graham yeah you know what Ukrainians do in the closet okay nope
nope nope nope no no I find a different closet I see how it is
hey how are you oh I'm fine that's good good yeah yeah oh yeah look
at these guys we've got if the fat ginger the weed lover the not the club
my brother person bar another son girl Missoula and pop good you are the gods
you try you tried so hard and got nowhere
look at me I'm a fancy Ukranian I know how to do it this is exactly
it's practically just potato Hey
I wanna die what the fuck is nesting
honey you're bad fuck thank you oh god is that not gonna
fucking ginger in the house ginger it's beautiful
I found my behold the wild it rip it's a wild animal
don't do it
my biggest apologist princess Twilight Sparkle I am so sorry for what I'm about
to do to your friend it wasn't intentional it's not personal I feel
terrible for I'm so sorry please forgive my sense for what I'm about to do you
ready yes justice shall be soon
and after the crazy day went by we watched a few episodes of brutal lewd
and this year clip is from the episode called derriere affair and my friends
laughed so hard
mugging you scared me
it's a memorable moment
Oh oh my gosh the Tinker Pinkie Pie yeah hey what's up guys dear itv here a smart
guy about with that actually and this is how my 19th birthday party went it was
the best party I ever had thank you guys so much for joining me on
this party and thank you guys for watching this video it was fun and there
was a lot to do we played Mario Kart I also showed my
friends the best moments of our friendship in 2017 so yeah that's all
there is to it cloudy brownie out