Hey, guys! This is KOCE's diss track to Yelling at Cats. We had a lot of fun doing this! (We don't really hate YAC, we're actually huge fans. Go listen to his music!) Thanks to Moose for doing our sick beat, and 8-Beat and I for doing the vocals! (And Dios for his one liner. Best line.) Art by 8-Beat Pulsar ----------------- Who is Knights of the Crystal Empire? Guitar, Beats, Mix -Winter Moose Piano, Vocals - 8-Beat Pulsar https://twitter.com/eightbeatpulsar Bass, Vocals - Dios Chromatic https://twitter.com/DiosChromatic Vocals - Nexgen Console https://twitter.com/Nexgen_Console __________ Download: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/72122052/Dissing%20At%20Cats.mp3 _____________ Lyrics: 8-BEAT PULSAR: So they tell me to contribute to a diss track, When I can distract myself towards a massive attack, Be ready, Cats, because you can't handle my syntax, I'm bringing down the hammer and the lyrical axe, You claim you're not in this for the glory and fame, That this "rap" is a natural selection game, Well, you're a Darwin reject, one in the same, Wanted in Equestria? Yeah, you're one to blame, You claim that you've been through it all, that's a lie, I'll tell you that you should probably go ahead and end your life, 'Cause you're too young to understand the pain and strife, Grow up and move on, there's no need to bitch and cry, You like killing Trixie like it's all fun and sport? What, do you get a hard on for the gore and the sorts? You dumb fuck, you need a therapist and maybe a consort, To settle your lack for the kitty a whore, Smarty Pants is through, a feeble attempt at skill, The Sick Kitten is finished, such an easy kill, A Nightmare prank, left an incomplete thrill, A KOLT leader taken down a notch, this is real, So if you want to run and cry, that's understandable, You're young and inexperienced, unmelted candle, Now that I've carnivored you, just call me a cannibal, I'm gonna pass it to Nexgen for something you can't handle. NEXGEN: First off, Yelling at Cats? Man, I don't understand that, How're you mad at pussy that you've never even had? Twilight the Dicktator? More like Cry like a clit hater, You'll die like the bitch faker, Called, "Kyle the Dick Taker," I mean, you call yourself a dick, I guess you eat what you are, I looked at your love life, you weren't getting very far, Hey, I gotta ask, how's Alayna, I mean, Mixi? Pissed off about that picture? Gonna go stab Trixie? I mean, really, you're a filly, you're a kitten yourself, Making it out at eighteen? Quit kidding yourself, That reminds me, how's that record label going? Because so far, you've put out nothing that's worth showing, All your songs' total to what's left in the bathroom, The only shit that could suck more than a vacuum, C'mon, Cats, you're obviously failing, That half-assed Chill Step is your feature on EQ Daily, Not to mention, lately, you've gotten nothing started, So skip detention and go back to Magic Kindergarten, What Went Wrong? Can't think of a song? How about you just get another feature with Dawn? Or do you have kill another mare to carry through? You're way too fucking ignorant to have learned from Daring Doo, I'm the Other Side of Shy that you're not gonna like, But I'm gonna shy out, and let Dios on the mic. DIOS CHROMATIC: "I don't rap though," NEXGEN: okay, guess it's passing back to me, After all, I'm the guy of which you know his OC, N-E-extra genius when it comes to my raps, You just get pissed on your tracks, call you Mr. All Caps, Yolo your way outta here, if you value your life, dude, Emotionally break you like you got left by your waifu, Japanese pen pal? I understand that, I guess it's, y'know, a thing to get off to chicken scratch, Got a batch of Guncakes that you sold on the side, From the trash, people liked that shit? Yeah, well, they lied, You're not wanted in Equestria, or by the women, You're just hated and you cover by calling yourself a crimin- All you do is act hard, but you're way too soft, Like a fucking pin cushion, you got shanked by Sherclop, And to top that off, you're an embarrassment to Everfree, Every mother fucker wants you dead and never seen, You've been reduced to Tumblr updates, and live streams, Twitch out of pity on Twitter seeing you desperate and striving, That knocking on your door? That's me, calling you out, You've been bitching so much, it's time to give you a shout, Seriously, grow the fuck up, get rid of those ears, You need to get out of your room and quit being a queer, You hentai watching, mentally unstable sick fuck, You can live nine lives, and you'll never get your dick sucked.