The following is a fanmade parody of a fan-based parody.

Hellsing Ultimate is owned by Kouta Hirano and Studio Madhouse, and licensed by Geneon, Madman Entertainment, Manga Entertainment, and Funimation.

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is a fan-based parody thereof made by Team Fourstar. Support their fanmade release by supporting the official release.

$20 says this goofy little piece of shit winds up being the most popular thing I ever put on YouTube. XP