Original video by Luke G Orrin (Private Video): https://youtu.be/vHoRKRiPn1Q
http://web.archive.org/web/20130216180512/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHoRKRiPn1Q
Uploaded first on December 7, 2011

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Whilst watching the most recent episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic this is all I could hear during the whole song.

Seeing a tiny little gap in my workload, I threw this together in an hour.

I had recorded a whole lead-in conversation between Twilight and Rarity where Twilight called Rarity egomaniacal and Rarity opted to prove her wrong by singing this... but I couldn't be bothered finding the clips to match the dialogue. Oh well.

Sorry Rarity fans, she's a terrible pony. :P

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LYRICS:

I'll be the toast of the town,
the girl on the go.
I'm the type of pony everypony, everypony should know.

I'll be the one to watch,
don't pay attention to anyone else.
I'm the type of pony where it's unacceptable for you not to know who I am.

Becoming as popular, as popular can be.
Making my mark by judging the work of other ponies in society.

I'm the belle of the ball,
the star of the show.
Yeah.
I'm the type of pony that seriously your life in incomplete unless you've met me.

See how they hang on every word that I speak?
They cannot function properly unless they've heard my opinion on everything.
I'm the best of the best,
I'm just generally better than other ponies.

I'm the type of pony everypony should worship.

At home, at the opera,
on a yacht that could feed a small country.
Every pony in Canterlot will be talking about me because I'm just so amazing.

I'm meant to represent generosity,
can you even tell?
(No!)
I'm the type of pony everypony must know.

Because I'm the type of pony,
yes I'm the type of pony,
yes I'm the type of pony whose sense of self-worth is derived from whether or not the universe revolves around...

...meeeee.