Lyrics:
"There once was a pony 
A long while back in a magical land 
Who, with much acrimony 
Brought an end to the era that only just began 

The era itself was one of unclear classes 
With injustice stemming from momentary sins, yes, 
But one day one found herself crowned above the masses 
Wysteria became Ponyville's new magical princess 

Now how, you ask, did such a thing occur (occur) (occur) 
Well to find out why don't you just ask her (ask her) (ask her) 
"I was dealing with a problem and fell in a spooky cave 
And woke a sleeping dragon and that was the gift he gave!" 

Excited to be Princess, she reveled in the splendor 
And made her plans to help prepare the Promenade 
But the princess machine only intended to send her 
To her room to watch as if she were abroad! 

The Princess Promenade! 
Her friends would all applaud 
The Princess Promenade! 
To honor their new god! 
But there was nothing pleasant 
About this magic present 
The first decree of Princess Wysteria: 
"This current world is flawed!" 

It was true, the world had changed 
To give Wysteria a steadfast place 
To put all others at her feet 
To force everypony to know her face 
To have her rule questioned by none 
To put everypony in their place 
To take Wysteria's agency 
Away at an alarming pace 

But did Wysteria falter? Did she succomb to the allure? 
No! She stood up tall and said the words that we all heard: 

"FUCK ABSOLUTE MONARCHY AND FUCK WHAT IT DID TO US, 
I SHALL USE MY POWER ONE MORE TIME AND MY DECREE IS THUS: 
I CANNOT REFUSE THIS GIFT BESTOWED UPON ME FOREVERMORE 
SO EVERYPONY IS A PRINCESS NOW TO BE FOREVER ADORED" 

With that, Spike the dragon, now a castle resident 
Exploded with a force that caused a royal resonance 
And every single mare in town was hit by heavy light 
And each and every one was a Princess in her own right 

The Princess Promenade! 
Ponyville, the new home of the gods! 
The Princess Promenade! 
Finally, nothing was flawed! 
And everypony could touch each other! 
And decrees were known throughout the land! 
And the Princess Promenade was eternal! 
The Princess Promenade is eternal! 

DESTROY ABSOLUTE MONARCHY 
WITH OMNIPRINCESS ANARCHY 
DESTROY ABSOLUTE MONARCHY 
WITH OMNIPRINCESS ANARCHY 
DESTROY ABSOLUTE MONARCHY 
WITH OMNIPRINCESS ANARCHY 
DESTROY ABSOLUTE MONARCHY 
WITH OMNIPRINCESS ANARCHY 
DESTROY ABSOLUTE MONARCHY 
WITH OMNIPRINCESS ANARCHY 
DESTROY ABSOLUTE MONARCHY 
WITH OMNIPRINCESS ANARCHY 
DESTROY ABSOLUTE MONARCHY 
WITH OMNIPRINCESS ANARCHY 
DESTROY ABSOLUTE MONARCHY 
WITH OMNIPRINCESS ANARCHY"

Track 28 of 50 from the Pinkamena Party album PONYDOME VII: INJECTED WITH PONY
https://pinkamenaparty.bandcamp.com/album/ponydome-vii-injected-with-pony