ShellyD thinks that clopping will give you hairy palms.

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Relevant studies:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2739403/
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/237934379_Sex_differences_in_fantasy_An_evolutionary_psychological_approach
http://www.herdcensus.com/generalsurvey.shtml
http://www.herdcensus.com/2014%20STATE%20OF%20THE%20HERD%20REPORT.pdf

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