One day, Link and his trusty aide Pikachu were on a walk at Kakariko Village, talking about Pikachu's scientific achievements and Link's heroic adventures, until Pit, the renowned "slut," attacks them, saying that heshe wants Link for himherself! Link, troubled, enlists the help of mercernary Ike, dealing a contract of 9,999 Gold to him to drive Pit out of his life. Ike accepts the contract, and so the three, Ike, Link, and Pikachu, face off against this desperate menace. Can the Heroes drive off Pit and fluff away the wings of the womanguay?

Prepare Yourself once more, this time with assorted candy snacks from the concession stand.