So when I was gathering up the old song files to remaster them for the "Summer Silliness" album, I came across A LOT of old stuff that I never actually released for one reason or another.

I'm prepping some other videos right now actually to make them at least decently presentable that people might enjoy.

Since it's summer, I guess you could say I'm turning some old lemons into lemonade...

Anyway, here is one that holds a special significance for me, because it is the second song I ever parodied... the first being the JSB "Don't You Forget About Me" thing I did for Senior Prom.

This one I rewrote in university during my Sophomore year, already toying with the idea of doing my own "Weird Al" type parodies, this one a play on something like "The Night Santa Went Crazy."

I was just starting to think about the idea of doing pony stuff too, this was only a few months before I wrote "What's This... Ponies?"

I forgot that sometime in 2013 (around the time I released Facing the Fallout) I actually re-recorded this parody with my BLUE Snowball...

So, with a bit of tweaking this was all ready to go!  And with Independence Day upon us, I think it's the perfect thing to celebrate.

DOWNLOAD:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/4wsmwwfjw69f31r/PYRO+-+SkyBolt.zip

LYRICS:

Do you ever feel like the world is cruel,
And that everyone, has turned against you?
Almost like a spring, being twisted up,
Just a turn away, from the threshold?

There’s a normal way to let it all out.
To find a friend you trust to help you through everything
But then sometimes that, isn’t good enough
‘Cause there’s a part of you

That just wants to ignite the walls, and watch them burn
To take a match to the ceiling too.

‘Cause Maybe you’re a PYRO
Burning everywhere you go
They will say “No, no, no”
When you’re basking in the Glow-ow-ow.

Maybe you’re a PYRO
Doesn’t take a shrink to know
They will say “Stop, stop, stop”
While you’re standing there in awe, awe, awe.

Things might go okay for a little while
Still anonymous, despite the manhunt
If you only learned to control yourself
Like Dexter Morgan’s code, guess you lucked out

And now the FBI, is out to get you
That’s what torching the White House’s front lawn is gonna do
Twenty five years in, Guantanemo
Hope you enjoyed the show

Just wanting to ignite the walls, and watch them burn
To take a match to the ceiling too.

‘Cause Maybe you’re a PYRO
Burning everywhere you go
They will say “No, no, no”
When you’re basking in the Glow-ow-ow.

Maybe you’re a PYRO
Doesn’t take a shrink to know
They will say “Stop, stop, stop”
While you’re standing there in awe, awe, awe.

Boom, boom, boom
Dropping gas cans from the roof, roof, roof
The taser lands inside of you, you, you
So now your arson spree is through-ough-ough

‘Cause Maybe you’re a PYRO
Burning everywhere you go
They will say “No, no, no”
When you’re basking in the Glow-ow-ow.

Maybe you’re a PYRO
Doesn’t take a shrink to know
They will say “Stop, stop, stop”
While you’re standing there in awe, awe, awe.

Zoom, Zoom, Zoom
Be in Cuba very soon, soon, soon
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom
Be in Cuba very soon, soon, soon

“Oh well, I guess it was worth it…”