Before you say anything, I know Mulan is Chinese and Samurai are Japanese.  But Applejack looks unquestionably awesome in that armor...

This was written as a joke by a new brony friend of mine, and as a joke on him I actually did the song.  :D

Basically, Equestria is going to war with the Huns... yes, the people kind.  Not all 'Humans in Equestria' stories are peaceful meetings.  Honestly, how do you think ancient Huns would react to magic colorful horses?

But Applejack wants to be the only mare in her army, because I don't know, maybe she is dissatisfied by the weakness of the others in the face of alien war.  ...Or maybe, she's just looking for a fine soldier boy... ;)

Twilight Sparkle, enraged by her friend's ironic sexism, sneaks into her recruitment camp disguised as a stallion named "Twister" to prove her wrong... or die in her rigorous training regimen.

Anyway... Enjoy!

Download:  http://www.mediafire.com/?93lwpcobee633an

Lyrics:
Let's get down to business to defeat them huns
did they send me fillies, when ah asked fer colts?
Y'all the lousiest bunch ah've ever met
and you can bet b'fore we're through
mister ah'll make a colt out of you.

Tranquil as the forest but on fire within.
Once ya find yer center, you are sure to win.
You are spineless, pale, pathetic lot
and you haven't got a clue.
Somehow ah'll make a colt out of you!

Ursa Minor: I'm never gonna catch my nap.
Snips: Say goodbye to those who knew me.
Snails: Boy was I a fool to school in the cutting horn.
Spike: This mare's got her scared to death
Twilight: hope she doesn't see right through me.
Ursa Minor: now I really wish that I knew how to swiiimm!

(Be a Colt) We must be swift as a wrapped up winter
(Be a Colt) With all the force of a Sonic Rainboom
(Be a Colt) With all the strength of an Ursa Major
Mysterious as the mare inside the moon

Let's get down to business to defeat them huns
did they send me fillies, when ah asked fer colts?
Y'all the lousiest bunch ah've ever met
and you can bet b'fore we're through
mister ah'll make a colt out of you.

(Be a colt) We must be swift as the running on the leaves
(Be a colt) With all the force of a sonic rainboom
(Be a colt) With all the strength of the raging Fluttershy
Mysterious as the mare inside the moon.