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Starring Heavy as Pinkie Pie and Sasha as Gummy. (and Sniper as Twilight)

inb4gmodremake.

[LYRICS]
Dis iz your singing dispenser
I hope it finds you well
You're invited to a pahrty
Coz we think you're really swell

Sasha's turning one year old
So help us celebrrrrate
The caek will be deliciouss
The festiviDIS first rraet

Thar will be gaems and dansing
Bob for sandvich, cut a rug
And when the pahrty's over
We'll gather round for a groop hugg

No need to bring a gift
Being DER will be eNUFF
Burthdeys meen having fun with friends
Not getting lots of sentries

It won't be the saem without YOO
So we hoap dat you sey yes
So PLZ oo PLZ aRe eSs Vee Pee
And come and be our gesst