I enter an alternate universe and bring you a PG rated product review of the new My Little Pony Monopoly game.

Buy it on Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/My-Little-Pony-Board-Game/dp/B00BBKXBOK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1379960469&sr=8-1&keywords=my+little+pony+monopoly

Find it at your local Barnes & Noble (online ordering currently unavailable):

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/p/toys-games-my-little-pony-collectors-monopoly/25764715?ean=700304045546