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Happy Holidays everyone!

Instead of doing a Christmas song because that's just what the illuminati wants me to do, I'm doing this thing about the...Scim Scam Brothers?

...No that's not right, is it The Flipper Fleghm Brothers?

No definitely not...The Frick Frack Brothers?

...ah hell you know who I'm talking about, it's a song about the Vaudevillian Con Men from the Talking Horse show. Doin some more gritty Punk influenced stuff, it's a lot of fun to make.

Got a few more tunes lined up, waiting on a bass track for one of them, looking for a female vocalist for the other. No idea when those'll be done but chances are you will probably hear the former before the latter so keep an eye out for those.

At any rate I hope you guys like the song, and keep an eye out on social media cause I'm always working on stuff and will probably have more material uploaded sooner than you think. Cheers!

LYRICS
Come on, come all
Your attention if you please
Your town is strife with ailment
And we've got just what you need
And if you don't believe me
Well just take a look and see
You've got problems that need solving
And we've got a million options
for you

I can't believe they fell for it x3
These people's minds, they must be blank
I can't believe they fell for it x3
They'll have us laughing to the bank

You're life's in discord?
Have I got a treat for you
Just a spoonful of this shit
And say goodbye to all your blues
And if you don't like it
Well, I've got a treatment for that too
Here's my firm behind
Give it a kiss and you'll make due

I can't believe they fell for it x3
These people's minds, they must be blank
I can't believe they fell for it x3
They'll have us laughing to the bank

We would've fooled 'em all but then that girl she found us out
You couldn't pay her ass enough to keep that damn mouth shut
"Honesty over integrity" she says, what a joke
We gotta step up our game, and blow some denser smoke

My friends, I've heard that someone's told you we've been spewing lies
She says our cure-all's just a bottle of our tainted pride
I'll have you know that's just a blind and baseless accusation
My friends if you're still in doubt, well here's a demonstration

You want it? you got it
You want it? you got it
You need it? you got it
Come get it, come get it
x4