There are things in this world that even gods fear.
You have called the wrath of these "things" upon yourself mister Whyman.
The rule of apples is coming to a slow and painful end.

Gaze upon the power of the mighty Potato. No man nor beast can resist it's indoctrination powers. Soon, every living creature will see the light of the potato and our master, Eduardo.

The potato seeks only piece and prosperity. It is prepared to compromise with the barbaric apples if they so desire. However, we do not believe they are capable of civil relations. As such, a direct military confrontation seems imminent. We are not afraid.



Music: Ludwig van Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata




would you like some fries motha fukka ?