When you vote this November 35th, remember to write in Twilight Sparkle for president, THE ABSOLUTE MAD MARE!

Note: Don't actually do that. My apologies to anarchists for using the lazy interpretation of the philosophy, but I'm a hack and needed a cheap gag.

Berry Punch chose the right day to not quit drinking.

MUSIC:

United States Army Band Pershing's Own - Hail to the Chief
O' Jays - Give The People What They Want

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All the news tickers if you don't want to go back and read any you missed:

LIVE: Reactions to new pony presidential candidate.

Jill Stein: I knew unicorns were real!

Gary Johnson: What is Appleloosa?

Sanders: I can't support a candidate who fought against equality.

Pinkie: I'll build a 4th wall and make the audience pay for it!

Trump: Twisted Twilight is a loser, believe me. She had magic  coming out of her eyes, her horn, her...wherever.

Clinton: According to this suitcase of money, Hasbro is a  paragon of magnanimous corporate stewardship.

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I appropriated and/or stole the Pinkie Pie 4th wall joke from someone. It was many months ago and I can't remember where it was, some comment on a random political article.

BACKGROUND ART:

Mount Faustmore by Frist44
Twilight Empire-textless by AdrianImpalaMata

TWILIGHT VECTORS:

And Then There's This Filly by SLB94
Princess Twilight Sparkle by Grabusz
Smirky Twilight by SLB94
Twicane by CaNoN-lb
Twilight Sparkle Report by Dentist73548
You Shall Not Pass by Decprincess

FALLING PONIES:

Bon Bon is surprised by PaulySentry
Bringing the Keg by Masemj
Lady Unicorn from Toyota commercial (see My Kingdom for a Horse 1)
Lauren's Derpy-Cleanup Vector by Julianwilbury
Octavia Blast by Dusk2k
Surprised Big Mac by SpenceTheNewbie
Trixie Shocked Expression by TehJadeh
Vinyl Scratch by Bengo538

Cherilee - artist unknown
Lyra Shocked - artist unknown

OVAL OFFICE VECTORS:

Ink and Quill by Hourglass-Vectors
MLP Vector - Spike Sleeping - Day Version by MLPBlueRay
Owlowiscious by Blackm3sh
Scroll vector by Stinkehund
Smarty Pants by Vectorshy
Tea Cup - My Little Pony Style by LelekHD