Here's something sappy for the S9 premiere. PREDICTION: When the Grogar Gang attacks, all of Equestria's new allies will come to the rescue -- dragons, griffons, yaks, hippogriffs, changelings, etc. -- and together they'll unleash a friendship spirit bomb and nuke Grogar to kingdom come. Too obvious? How about this: Because everyone in the Mane 6 spread friendship across the world, and because they're going to rule together, all of them will become alicorns. I can feel the wing jokes already. MUSIC: David Guetta - Titanium ft. Sia