Ponyville bakers are best bakers. The Cakes know their s#&$.

EDIT: For the record, the pic is not mine. I found it randomly and edited it a little, but someone just messaged me the link for it http://rollingrabbit.deviantart.com/art/Sugarcube-Corner-274241560

EDIT AGAIN: Download link: http://www.mediafire.com/?quc96imkw8biauj

Who's the fastest brony rapper? That's right, Swagg. This was a fun idea I edited from Kisc's Pancake Rap, but I thought it would go nicely with the cakes. Also got the idea from this tumblr blog because it is too funny for words (http://sliceofponylife.tumblr.com/) Still working on trying to go faster and enunciate at the same time (trust me, it's harder than it sounds). Anyway, enjoy the song.

And yes, I know, i said a bad word, oooooooh! I'll make up for it somehow. Pinkie promise ;)

Beat: "Look at me now" by Chris Brown & company
Original track(and most of the lyrics): "Pancake Rap Challenge" by Ksic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kCKaS8tlsk&feature=watch_response_rev

Lyrics

Yo, yellow cheese eggs
Now pour that cake batter
I put a little bit a sugar up into it
then I'm gonna mix it up with your spatula
Yeah, yeah, that shit looks like some cake
Gotta make sure Pumpkin and Pound Cake don't be jumpin around
On the second floor to make this cake fall
This the cake art, that's how we got our cutie mark
Everybody said, Swagg, do another fast rap, and I told them ok
But I can't speed it up cause Ksic's fast and to him I look like Tank
To all you other brony rappers that can't rap faster
I'll speed it up and make that bank, what

Bake with me now (yeah)
Bake with me now (yeah)x2
I'm makin cake trick
Bake with me now (yeah)
Bake with me now (yeah)x2
Fresher than super saiyan

Mr. and Mrs. Cake gotta bake about a baker's dozen of a different silly filly treat
And Pinkie ate another one so we gotta find another pound of flour
Then we gotta go and make it sweet
Gotta warm up the oven 300 degrees
Put a cake in with the fast rainboom speed
Gotta give it to plan these cakes are stickin to the pan
Your fate it imminent, diminish, there's smoke, it's burning
It's done, that's done, that cake is done.

Or is it?

Let's go
Gotta put another layer on and put it on the mix couple minutes till it's done done
Can't no pony pony run a bake shop better than my honey bun
If you think you can then you got none
Come come nibble on a little bitty crumb
Bet you eat it, you don't even know where it came from
Take another visit to the corner when you're ready
You'll be comin back for sweets like Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Your pitiful pastries ain't comparable you better know
You're battling every better baker with a better recipe ahead of you you bitter batter baker
I'm a hit you with a buttery brownie and batta bing batta batta boom
Boom, we're the Cakes, better get a clue
Get offended when we're culinary and we spit at you
Thinkin that our cookies are dope, they're much better
These rappers think they're animals, nope, it's Chuck Testa
Gotta put a little icing in the pot
Gotta add some cream and sugar gotta stir it till it's hot
Gotta make a lot pullin out the cake to another spot
Everypony sees what we got
Add icing and drop the top, put a bow on the box and we close the shop
And now we gotta get it all the way across the city without getting gritty and deliver it to Carrot Top