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R.I.P. Winter Rap-Off. As your final song's fading refrains glide like mist through the minds of the enraptured listeners, let this minuet soothe your troubled soul and lay to rest all of your worries and fears. Relax to this gentle, lilting song... complete with lot's of naughty words in it. =3

Also have some lyrics, arranged in their original lineup to illustrate and promote flow:

[Rick Drixler]
Good
Evening Fillies and Gentlecolts, we'll a-
gree to disagree on what the
ponies do between Season 2 and Season 3 - Is it
good to have some downtime, or is it a pain?
- Automatic Jack is here with us tonight to explain

[Automatic Jack]
When the
camera stops rollin' that's when
shit get's WILD - - - you
might think u know 'em, but
they ain't really mild - - -

the
Ponies that you know do they
thang for the kids, but -
leave 'em to they own and then some
real shit begins,

Rari-
-ty the Fashionista's a
Barista part time, she got
bills up the flank cause she
gambled all her life,

Pinkie
Pie likes to rave and drink the
hard hard liquor, Special
K and Kandy Kulture make her
blood pump quicker -

Apple Jack is kickin' crack with
help from her agent, - - an
intervention scandal went
public; made the papers,

Twi-
light is an ex-marine,
served overseas, her de-
gree she never finished cause
she couldn't raise th' money

Rainbow Dash an' Fluttershy
work at Wal-Mart, wanna
save they cash an open up-a
Dank Food Cart

Wid a
few charted hits, Rock Stars, guess who -
Sweetie Belle and Applebloom and
Scootaloo too,

The mayor does balet, Big -
Mac is a DJ, Mista
Cake does Cocaine,
And uses Rogaine,

Iron
Will is dating Sapphire Shores, who keeps a
stable of whores, Carot
Top and Cherilee are Jedi
usin' the force,

- - An DON'T get me started on Trixie, she
got drunk an she fucked up Studio Bigsby,

But
hell, I was there thru it all, and in the
end, come Season 3 they'll be back, standin' up tall...

[RICK DRIXLER]
Oh, Goodness, goodness!
I can't believe he said all that!
That is some MAJOR slander and I don't believe any of it is true!
Have you actually CONFIRMED your facts; have you done the research?
You say you've been there through it all, but I don't believe one fucking word of it!!
You're insane, you know that, Automatic Jack, you are totally insane...