Listen Up!! This track is from the album: A Very Rainblood and Vomit Christmas: Rainbow Dash Impales Herself on a Candy Cane.
It has never been released here on YouTube, which is my main platform, and as such might be a kind of "Lost Treasure" (or something that should have stayed buried DEEEEEEP underground).

This track is a parody of the Brony who ACTUALLY MARRIED TWILIGHT SPARKLE talkin' MAD SHIT on someone who regularly commissioned Twilight Sparkle clop. Both of these people make me ashamed to be the same species as them. The middle section is a DIRECT QUOTE from a message Brony A sent to Brony B, and as is the case with a lot of things... I COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

Find the Rainblood and Vomit Christmas album HERE!! -http://pinkamenaparty.bandcamp.com/album/rainbow-dash-impales-herself-on-a-candy-cane

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