If you are reading these words, then I can only assume that my attempts at traveling back in time and stopping the vicious Y2K virus that wiped out all of human civilization were successful. Unfortunately, my time machine has run out of power and I am stuck in the distant past. Of 2001. 

Using what little power I had left, I have sent this message forward in time attached to this comedic slideshow, content in the knowledge that Phoenix Wrong videos are still, and will forever remain, relevant and in-style. Like turtleneck sweaters, some trends never die.

Please enjoy the video while I attempt to return to the present. Big thanks to all of my subscribers, hope you guys haven't completely given up on me updating. 

NOTE: Audio is best listened to through headphones as this gets... pretty NSFW pretty fast...

Enjoy!

OH! One more thing! I'm almost out of power, but this is VERY IMPORTANT! If you are watching this in the year 2013, for the love of all that is holy make sure you don't ever g