“SET!”
“FIRE!!!”
“UGH!
You idiots are missing!”
“I can’t believe we got spotted!”
“Hell!
I didn’t they were patrolling the area.”
“Geez, these maggots don’t give up!”
“Sweet Celestia you guys are useless!”
“Feathers!
I found some boulders.
We can use them for cover!”
“In here!”
“I..
I think we lost them…”
“Fire!!”
“HA!!
Take that, bitchgirl!”
“Winter, shut u-
“There they are, kill them!!”
“Screw it!!
It’s too risky, continue on foot!”
“Feathers wait!!”
“Hey!
Slow down!”
“Feathers, look out!
DEAD END!”
“Don’t you think I kn-“
(Chicken Sound)
“We need to.. nrrgh… stop running like cowards and…
FIGHT BACK!”
“Phew, that was a close one.”
“YOU IDIOT!
Jumping off was part of the plan!”
“Well how would I know!?
We are running like stray bitches and we’re not fighting back!”
“Listen to me, there’s way too many of them.
It’s too dangerous!
Lets go!”
“NO!
I’m tired of you telling me what to do.
I AM NOT COWARD!”
“You can leave me here if your such a chicken..”
“I am not leaving you here, lets go!”
“NO!!”
“WINTER I SAID LETS G-
“Feathers!!”
“Feathers, are you alright!?”
“NO NO!
Speak to me, please!!”
“You….
idiot..”
“Your pathetic.”
“Ahhhh poof..”
“Are your tribes always this weak?”
“What did you say bitchgirl?!”
“You heard me peasant!
Call me that again, I dare you!”
“Sure, bitchgirl.”
“Cookie, why the hell you take this young blood around?”
“None of your business, let us go.”
“Pfft!!
Bwahahahaahahaha!”
“SHUT UP!
How about you fight us like a true warrior and stop relying on your group of hoes you
call an army!”
“Winter, shut up!”
“No you!”
“Trying to stick up for your allies huh cookie?
“What?..”
“Cause quite frankly, that pisses me off…”
“AUGH!!!!”
“Man, that felt good.”
“HEY!!”
“You peasants think you can come in, uninvited.. and take our fortune and prosperity away from
us!?”
“This is our territory and anyone who rejects the Order of the night shall-
“Yeah yeah, we get it.
We snuck in and stole your precious chronovolt.”
“So what?
It was ours in the first place, moron.”
“THATS IT..”
“You, shoot her!!”
“Say night night..”
“STOP!!”
“Don’t hurt her!
I’ll give what you want Elgeaty!”
“This is not a negotiation, shoot her!”
“I’LL GIVE YOU THE MAP!”
“Hold your fire..”
“You have the map we seek Cookie?”
“It’s in my wing..”
“Just leave her alone.”
“You better pray she’s not bluffing.”
“Ahhh!”
“You!
Search her!”
“Hey hey, big shot, easy on the wings.”
“Is this what your looking for ma’am?”
“Ah yes, exactly what I’m looking for.
Interesting info you got here Cookie, maybe I’ll kill you last..”
“So.. we square Elgeaty?”
“NOPE!”
“I know what else you want bitchgirl, but we’re not giving it to you.”
“Don’t test me child, I can smell your fear.
Now give the chronovolt back!”
“Just give it to her Winter, don’t be an idiot.”
“Catch!!”
“What the hell is th-
BOOOOOOM!!!
Augh!
*Cough cough*
“I’m sorry feathers..”
“Ahh!!!”
“WAHHHHHH!!!!”
*Coughing*
“They are gone!”
“FIND THEM!”
“Where do you want us to look ma’am?”
*Gun Shot*
“I SAID FIND THEM!”
“AUGH!
Thats cold!”
“You know what Winter, you-
“AHHH!”
“Hmm?…”
“YOUR FIRED!”
“What?!”
“You’re not fit for this job winter, I’m sending you back to the Snowbat Republic.”
“But feathers I need the money or else I’ll starve!”
“You should of thought of that then kid.”
“This isn’t fair!
We got out of there safely!”
“Barely!
We could of escaped without compromising if for once you kept your mouth shut!”
“Well you were busy being a little bitch..”
“And there it is again.. you just don’t know when to shut up…”
“Feathers please, just give me another chance!”
“NO!”
“Please, trust me!
I can help, I swear!”
“Hmm… there is something you can do, it’s so simple, even you can do it.”
“Here, get this guy for me, he’s a very close friend of mine.”
“So you have a boyfriend?”
“HELL NO.
I just need him because he knows more about magic than I do.
He’ll help us get the book before Elgeaty does.”
“I ain’t a mail pony feathers, I want to go with you..”
“DO IT OR YOUR FIRED!”
“Okay okay fine…”
“Are you going to be okay?”
“I’ll be fine!
Just take the chronovolt and go!”
“I’ll be back, feathers…”
Snogwritts Presents..
Colt Dudman and The Frozen Scriptures
To be continued..
CREDITS
Chapter 2 Dub, Summer 2020