"One time I kissed an alpaca,
But just on the muzzle, no tongue.
When she left me at lake Titicaca
My heart was as black as my lungs."

Just a Pappy mirror in Them's Fightin' Herds. My mike wasn't set to record, so much like the matchup, the commentary is rather one-sided.

I was out of my league, but gosh darn it to dickens, it was fun!