Ultra Eternal Prodigal Furious Very Big Sonic Fearless Perpetual Heroic Epic Legendary:
Book 3: Part 1:  Chapter 1: Episode 1:
The Meditation and Lamentation of the Sedentary

AKA part 1 in the "My mom barges in on us because she's unable to deal with it when I tell her blatantly that I'm going to be reading things but she still wants to go to bed way early but she doesn't sleep in the comfier bed downstairs even though she totally did that like all year 2011 and she has these custom-made earplugs designed to block all sound and be fairly comfortable but she seriously just doesn't understand that I'm not just making some dipshit of myself and that I'm hanging out and having a good time with actual people" saga.

Fic: http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/story-ultra-eternal-prodigal-furious.html
MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/?w67b7o52mxnoyub
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