I dunno. Yes the principal cinch voice is fab I know. I figured "Hey why not make her sound like a dying walrus?." So anywho dont try to understand this since like ya know it makes no sense


The freaking retardedd unleash the magic lyrics:

Prinicpal Cinch: Now today I wrote a great clopfic of us
I was bored and did it in a rush
I ship me and you
though its hard to imagine us two
in my clopfic we did  it on the bus.

Now I realize that you have a thing for pinkie
what the hell is wrong with you bitch look at me
Maybe its your damn glasses
gosh we’re acting like some asses
those things  are going in the trash

Call it stupid
call it fuckery
what the hell is this god damn parody
more important what even is this voice?
Now twilight read my fic.
you’ll regret not giving in.
isn’t doing your truly worth the cost

Now what I’m suggesting’s very simple
you just need to read my fics
you only need to learn about the fantasies of principal cinch
and as for me and all the others
we only want what we deserve
we just want to fuck CHS up the ass thats for sure     Twi: who the hell is shipping her with me
and now fucking this up depends on me

luna: twilight shut up

Twi: I’ll free this magic so i can be like sunset

Cadence: Can someone please tell twilight to shut up?

Twi: please sunset senpai notice me