Violently Irrelevant did not help Rarity with her business in the human world, he simply read and recorded it.
Enjoy!
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/47736/white-wine

Original description:

It's been nine months since you first started working for Rarity as a marketing advisor and "associate". Despite the boutique's success, Rarity has decided to return to Equestria, selling her business and leaving you without a job. As you celebrate her last night in Los Angeles, you discover that there may be more to life than the pursuit of material success.

* Contains strong sexual content