Violently Irrelevant did not write the fic. He just damaged his brain by reading and recording it.
Enjoy!
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/20744/the-worst-fanfic-ever
Original description:

This is quite possibly the worst fanfic ever written in the history of written things.  No, seriously, it basically takes all the awful qualities of every fanfic ever written and throws them into one batch.