I apologize in advance for any poor quality issues. I forgot to tell my family to record so I asked my friend for this...and she uploaded it to Facebook and didn't respond when I asked her to either give me the source file or change the privacy settings so I could download it. (This is why it took until five weeks after graduation for me to get this.) So, I took a screencast of the Facebook video, which is why you can see the player at the beginning.

Edit: I have no idea why it's all boxy like that, but it seems Youtube and all my video editors hate this speech, because when I retook the FB video it did it again. Watching it embedded seems to fix that though. 

Anyway, I had to make it subtle because I had exactly one brony friend in the audience, and I was dragged out of the stable kicking and screaming by another asshole friend who I thought my secret was safe with and I was mocked for it virtually every day, which is why I decided to go with the Toy Story 3 reference instead of mentioning MLP specifically. Enjoy!