When I saw this, I couldn't resist.

Original by Mic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bIQ8DpGHnk

Lyrics:

I really love my Alcohol
It makes me really Queer
I start myself with Bourbon
Wash it down with some cheap beer
And then I chug some Red Wine
Drinking Vodka is not enough
Don't give me Gin and Tonic
Man that drink is pussy stuff
Then I go for some Jack Daniels
But I add a little twist
I throw some Absynthe in the cup
To make the bestest mix
Now I'm starting to feel the buzz
But I'm still a ways away
Man I better drink this Green Label
Six glasses makes my day
Now I think it's safe to say
That I'm no longer in a funk *hic*
Cause I've drunk enough to kill a horse
I'm finally fucking drunk! *thud*

Picture: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9QmDdy0uFoQ/TopHY4JAH1I/AAAAAAAANMw/Qh-J6wl54p4/s1600/berrypunch+copy.jpg

Download: https://soundcloud.com/alioopster27/berrys-drinking-telegram

Karaoke: (I couldn't find a better one :( ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kcJPloLTNc

-Ali