Seems pretty obvious, but uh, strong language warning.
A ponification of the great Dead Kennedys song of the same name.

Shout out to Cole from the PVFM chat during last night's Lycan Dese Beats for giving me the idea for this, even if you don't know it.

Shout out to Ludi for coming up with a suitably ponified band name.

Check out the original: https://youtu.be/uJ7pgElCPXE

If for some reason you want to download this, you can get it here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3dCnjyIPiXZcDlET0dnMVRPaFU/view?usp=sharing

Again, for real, bad language 'n' shit.

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Lyrics
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Went to a party
I danced all night
Drank a whole bowl of punch
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I can’t feel my hooves
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your wings,
Spread em out and
Babe, let’s do dirty things

But in my room
And it revolts,
I’m falling like a
day one Wonderbolt.


Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
Canterlot ain’t my home
And I couldn’t care less

You give me head
It’s just as bad
Put your fuckin' retainer
In your saddle bag

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh