EDIT: Thanks EQD!! :DD http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/03/and-then-cheese-sandwich-was-micheal.html ITS FINALLY OUT Conceived during June of last year, I proudly present, "CHEESE IT" Basically Cheese thinks the only way you can eat food is by adding an absurd amount of cheese to it. Shenanigans ensue. Thanks to all the wonderful people who made this happen! Mixer/Date - Pitch https://www.youtube.com/user/ShadowPony12 Waitress/Official British Representative - Anna https://www.youtube.com/user/itsannachloem Amazing Art!! - Brittney Ackerman http://littleblackraencloud.deviantart.com/art/Cheese-It-Commission-521411906 https://www.youtube.com/user/Grrdrr1 Lyric Assistance - Lizzie and Rustic https://www.youtube.com/user/missbunniswan https://www.youtube.com/user/RusticShine DOWNLOAD http://www.mediafire.com/listen/qcnda568pyrit20/Cheese_It_(Parody_of_Beat_It).wav Lyrics: Anna - How can I help you? Cheese - Oh you can help me… Hit it Boneless! How can you eat that cake with so much distaste? Consuming carelessly would make it such a waste! You wanna be pleased? Better eat it with grace SO CHEESE IT, JUST CHEESE IT! These tuna casseroles are looking so bland You're boring me to tears, it’s like you’re eating sand You wanna feel joy? Better heed to my command AND CHEESE IT, AND THEN CHEESE UP THOSE SMORE’S Just CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT I don't wanna hear your reasons! Take your two slices of whole or white bread shove it with ham or turkey instead THEN CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT, JUST CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT, JUST CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT, JUST CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT, OUU How come you're showing such a menacing face? I just improved your dish by an astounding rate! This stuff is so good, better call it your fate BELIEVE IT, I'LL CHEESE IT Majored in cheesing back in my high school days, Perfected all my cheesing and let out a "Neigh" My purpose don't you see? Manifested inside me TO CHEESE IT, TIL THE END OF ALL TIME [Chorus] JUST CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT It don't matter how you cheese it! Maybe its colby, maybe its brie! Provolone even, just to name three! JUST CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT Don't you make me repeat it! Make some lasagna, have a cheesecake It doesn't matter if your stomach aches JUST CHEESE IT CHEESE IT CHEESE IT CHEESE IT CHEESE IT CHEESE IT CHEESE IT CHEESE IT [Guitar Solo] Cheese: Well I think my work here is about done! I can’t wait to tell pinkie about this! DJ: Who are you?? why are you doing this?? Pitch: You’re ruining our date :( Cheese: No need to thank me! I’m more than happy to help! Anna: You better be paying for this! Cheese: Don’t worry! Boneless 2 will put it on his bill! Get it? Bill! HAHAHHAHA Pitch: Chickens don’t have bills though… CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT, CHEESE IT You look like you really need it! I need more cheese, so I have to run I'll be back later for lots of more fun TO CHEESE IT CHEESE IT CHEESE IT CHEESE IT Not to be confused with Cheez-Its! Take your two slices of whole or white bread shove it with ham or turkey instead AND CHEESE IT CHEESE IT CHEESE IT CHEESE IT Don't you make me repeat it! (Fade out) http://djsmell.tumblr.com/