I was really going back and forth as to whether I would put this up here on the youtubz. Because on one hand, I wrote it in two hours for toastbeard and I think it's really really bad, but on the other hand I ended up tying for first place with it.

I also considered tidying it up and extending it a bit, but then when I thought about it, I realized I have NOTHING else to say about the song. SO. Here it is in all its (non-)glory.

I promise I have some "serious" music coming up here soon, so I guess treat this as an in-between? Or better yet, go listen to someone else :L

Download:
http://soundcloud.com/steven_ad/so-unrainbow

Instrumental:
lol nope

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LYRA-ICS:

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned a valuable lesson on the magic of friendship.
Sometimes, it's best not to get what you want.
Especially when what you want is super powers.
Please help me.

You always thought you were better than me.
And that Rainbow Dash would fade in history
I don't want to hear all these things unsaid
So I came up with a plan in my head

Hey Twilight, one simple spell
Make my dreams alive, may the thought compel
You to dig into the musty archives, that's right
This time we'll find a way if it takes all night.

Though at first you were right on the fence
It took some doing, and now you're convinced
About the plan of attack, let the magic commence
and hope all goes to plan without an incident

Well, so much for no incidents.
I guess I should have thought a bit more about this
It's tragic, but it's your fault, your magic
Now the only transmissions are static.

Oh. Crap. Maybe I should have thought this through.
No one really cares if they can't even see how fast you
Are.

I'm a living prison and my decision
To tip the scales to balance out derision
Has left my life without hope of revision,
And I never quite worked out long division.

But I just couldn't help myself
Why are there lines around the numbers?
That's really really confusing.

Is being the bestest and fastest pegasus alive
really all it cracked up to be?
Well, you see... it has. I'm like, twenty times faster than Spitfire now.

I bet I could like, enter into the Ponylimpics and win EVERYthing.

That's pretty rainbow.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Nevermind.

Your faithful fastest pegasus in everything ever,
Rainbow Dash.

P.S.

I took your cake.

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Judgmental RD vector by Mamandil:
http://mamandil.deviantart.com/gallery/38801500#/d58ovti

I'M SORRY RAINBOW DASH, I DID WHAT THE TB TOLD ME TO DO T_T

Also, it sounds like I have a lisp. I think it's because I suck at mixing.