Whoever said a wAIfu chatbot would need to be complex and well trained, with endless fine-tuning and well-curated datasets? As it turns out, you need nothing of the sort, as NeonDart kindly demonstrated back in 2015.

Voices by:
15.ai
BGM - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk-L2CG6fxIIe_o6LreemAA
Drunk Clipper

Original screencaps:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22516662/#q22519135
https://u.smutty.horse/mccljajknny.jpg
https://u.smutty.horse/mccljaqamio.png
For the artwork, see image 868309 on Derpibooru