SUBTITLES:

(Gwonam comes crashing in)

Gwonam: Uh oh!

(Crash)

Harkinian: OAH!

Zelda: Father!

(Crash)

Harkinian: Hey..!

(Harkinian gets off the ground)

Harkinian: You shitface! You hurt me.

Gwonam: (The King's face has been harmed...) I'm sorry.

Harkinian: No shit, Sherlock. Look at my face!

...

Gwonam: Your face looks fine to me.

Harkinian: It hurts.

Gwonam: Whatever.

Harkinian: Fix my face.

Gwonam: ...?

Harkinian: Fix it!

Gwonam: Whatever.

(Gwonam casts magic spell to fix Harkinian's face)

Gwonam: aaaaaAAAAAAAH

(Link looks at Harkinian in utter disgust)

Harkinian: Mah boi, this face is what all true warriors strive for!

(OMGWTFBBQ)

Everyone: Sounds of disgust

...

Harkinian: (Complete and utter random DERP)