WARNING; This fanfic is highly satyrical, and some even consider it a trollfic. Do not read if you have, Tuberculoses, Dementia, Diabetes, Heart Disease, or history of Heart Disease, or if you are pregnant. Please do not drink alcohol while reading this fanfic, as it may cause adverse side effects such as; -Heart Palpitations -Hallucinations -Mood Swings -Complete degradation of your moral code -Insanity -Explosive diarrhea -Drowsiness Please consult your doctor before reading this piece of garbage. Introducing Lewis and Nina