This one was fun! I haven't been a fan of this song for awhile (because of the repeated use of Christ as a swear) but after coming across it again, I discovered that it would make a great choice for a song about the pilot! So I whipped up the lyrics in the college library.

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MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/?ayu1850xr82ayw9

Lyin' in the Canterlot gardens
Readin bout that Mare in the moon
With Celestia it end-ed, said go make some friends
You know she didn't even give me a chance

Celestia knows it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
Eternal night it's gonna be

Flying chariot down to pon'ville
Thinking these ponies are insane
Applejack came to say
That "You're just like family",
All these apples were being quite a strain

Celestia knows it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
Eternal night it's gonna be

Trotted into ponyville proper
Lookin' for that mare: Rainbow dash
The pegasus said, lyin' in her cloud bed
That she could clear the sky in ten seconds flat

Celestia knows it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
Eternal night it's gonna be

Made it to the town hall to meet Rarity
A unicorn known for her charity.
She turned round and then said,
"What's wrong with your head"
Why do I have to put up with this foals - think!

Looking for a pegasus pony
A flowing pink mane she did brag
Fluttershy said, "(indistinguishable murmuring)"
I'm thinking that this is quite a drag

Celestia knows it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
Eternal night it's gonna be

Finally made my way to the libr'y
Thought that I might get some work done
I could not (Be)'lieve my eyes, when Pinkie Pie said surprise
And then they partied till the morning with fun

Celestia knows it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
Eternal night it's gonna be.
The way things are going
Eternal night it's gonna be.