I buckled down and did it, kids. This is part one. Part two will be released today, along with some variations of both stories containing horrendously unfitting music! :D

Unfitting Music Part 1 #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESNU4ENixOI
Unfitting Music Part 1 #2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0zp2T4IJPE
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_IkgoOaCus
Unfitting Music Part 2 #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVluLaXcgvo
Unfitting Music Part 2 #2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMdSF9U12a4

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