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foreign

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get out here you little pieces of [ __ ]

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no we don't wanna let go damn it we're

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going to be late come on [ __ ] bags

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Sonic stop it stop it right now let go

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now kids we had an agreement if you can

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behave I just may let you stay late for

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the office party

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but Mama we don't want to go to your

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office your work sucks more than Mandela

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too at a strip club

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I don't care I need to show you to my

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new boss so he can see I'm a single

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mother of three so he would take pity

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and give me a raise

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but last year you made us stand in the

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hallway and you drove home without us

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because you forgot we were there

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what how come I don't remember such a

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thing because you were drunk again

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stupid mama

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well whether you're happy with my

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decision or not I'm most certainly not

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going to allow you to stay home

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this is an important day of the year to

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prepare you for the grown-up world

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and why doesn't Uncle Chuck take us to

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his job instead

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yeah Uncle Chuck always says he has the

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best job in the world

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can we mama I want to see what Uncle

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Chuck does

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Charles today is the day

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today's the day you come clean and tell

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the kids that you're a deadbeat and that

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nobody likes you

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foreign

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if you think the kids will think lesser

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of you because you don't have a job then

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you're goddamn right

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but you're making me look bad so get

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your [ __ ] together and man up

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Charles working at Target is like the

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best job ever there's no way they'll

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believe you

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oh yes there we go ahead metallor

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history

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[Applause]

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salutations father are you ready to

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travel to Target for the annual take

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your child to work day event

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I don't want to can't I just play with

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my chocks today

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no father you promised you would take me

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for the first time in our lives I've

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dreamed of this day do not see

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no I'd rather stay here and [ __ ] your

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mom when she gets home from work

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well you're not doing that

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yeah how about to compromise if you can

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behave and I don't got to spank you I'll

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buy you that game company you've always

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been asking about

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um fine but only if we can get

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McDonald's on the way back

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well Uncle Chuck you work at Target why

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didn't you ever tell us

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don't you think

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can we go inside

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foreign

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well I don't know how long you can keep

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this up but I'll wish you luck

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I'll be back at around three to pick you

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guys up okay try not to get into any

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trouble

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problem

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don't push your luck bro

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thank you

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don't drive away from me stop the car

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not worry overall family

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oh no I lost control of the car and

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there's a kid in the road I can't stop

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foreign

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what the hell was that I don't know quit

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sucking my balls so I can pull up my

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pants and go check

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hey you fat so what are you doing in the

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electronics section

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don't you dare ignore the regional

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manager

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it's cool my uncle owns the place

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I've had enough of your lies dubby take

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me to your parents so I can beat them up

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yeah and I wanna suck your dad's balls

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well Daddy I had fun with you today

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as did I son

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and as I promised I'll buy you one whole

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video game company of your choosing

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oh well how about that instead

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it says it comes with multiple games in

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one doesn't that sound fun we could take

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turns playing it together

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no I want Nintendo and Microsoft and

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Sony

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now dad don't get greedy I said we're

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only buying you one today

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but I want them

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how about that one I hear their sexual

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harassment in the workplace perhaps we

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can get it on discount

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no oh what's two is bad one was so much

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better

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enough of this if you are going to act

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like a baby I'm going to treat you like

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one no game companies for you today

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for your punishment I am only buying you

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10 video games at full price

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God I hate this family I hate it why are

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you doing this to me son

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everywhere for your kids Uncle this man

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is trying to steal your job can you tell

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him to stop it

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Quran dude you got anything to say I'm

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all ass I mean I'm all ears

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um

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come on old man say it if you don't I

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will

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foreign

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what are you doing here

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you will compare your Visa foreign Delta

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Uncle Chuck what the [ __ ] is he talking

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about

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you're not Sportacus he's Sportacus

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foreign

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let's hurry and check into our room I

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don't want to be outside with these

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creepy puppet looking people after

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Nightfall oh they they're not so bad on

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Earth taxi

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Charles who thought you were a gay

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prostitute

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well yeah that sweet again

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whatever I'll just take the bags up to

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the room you go pickups in fast food I

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would rather not use the hotel stove and

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set off the fire alarm since you know

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Mexicans tend to hide their drugs in

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cheap hotels and [ __ ]

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this place is

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foreign

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[Music]

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wait that's sweet

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your name is

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oh

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you're goddamn right I am [ __ ] boy now

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help me out from under this car before

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somebody sees me in this embarrassing

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situation

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you'll know what you don't think he's

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old you as always

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you're right you're right I am a failure

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not a winner like George Washington

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Elvis Presley or Michael Jackson

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foreign

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the number six

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this number represents which sporticus

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that I am

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before me there were five others that

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held the legendary name of Sportacus

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over time each one would pass down the

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torch to the next in line

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after they completed their mission of

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defending this town

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they were all amazing especially number

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five

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when Sportacus 5 ran these streets

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LazyTown went by the name of Awesome

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Town

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because it was just so [ __ ] awesome

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to live here now it just sucks

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to tell you the truth it may have been

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my fault this town felt to ruin I

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couldn't fill his shoes

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yo

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the citizens and the Sacred Apple Tree

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of LazyTown they deny me

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that's right that tree is where all

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Sportacus get their power from

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but don't get the wrong idea it ain't

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free if you are not worthy of its power

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the citizens of LazyTown will kill you

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because you aren't fit as their hero

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[Music]

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wait distance

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pretty much

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Elvis

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they don't wanna

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please don't let me suffer such a fate

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let me transfer my power into you and

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then I'll be free of this curse meh

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booty cold nevervees

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I am dying and there isn't anyone else

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around if you don't LazyTown is doomed

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what muslimingo

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for the powers of Sportacus to be

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transferred over certain criterias must

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be met

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first of all the current Sportacus must

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be anywhere between his early 20s and

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late 30s

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and the one receiving the blessing must

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be a minor

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from Minicraft

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no like under 18. how old are you

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17.

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damn a little old for my preferences but

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close enough

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step two I must kiss you on your cheek

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olvin that's all kind of guy

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foreign whatever you want big boy

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that's fine I would only want to do the

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second option if you were 12.

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the people of LazyTown are angry

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we have to hurry up before they shoot us

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with guns

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pictures

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did it did it work tell me it worked

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is

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good and with this I die

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my role is complete Charles promised me

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promise me that you will save LazyTown

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don't do what I did

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no not Sportacus no more now I'm just

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Brian Smith

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[Music]

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today

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with your friends

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well I was at first but my friend Robbie

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has been acting very rotten lately

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all he wants to do is make people smell

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his ass he says it's the prank but I

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don't know it just feels like bullying

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to me so I try not to get in my alt

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foreign

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I wish he would stop acting so rotten

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all the time we used to be such great

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battles but I guess that's the thing of

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the past

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if you ask me you saw your literally

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been stepping away

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friends

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hey you know what you're right I heard

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he's gay a [ __ ] said it I'm gonna

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start calling him Robbie Robinson as

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homophobic slime that will teach him

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that way he'll grow up to be an

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alchemist of society and despise me

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I'll work out and get muscles so I can

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physically hurt him too

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it's the code that's the same color as

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[ __ ]

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you don't deserve to be stored a kiss

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you're too fat give it to me

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foreign

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no well it's still better looking than

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yours because it looks a little bit less

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like literal crap

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that's root your mother was foreign

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who's

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Market keyboard is overweight

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poor old man

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what are you talking about Uncle Chuck

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you do have a job

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no he doesn't

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being the best uncle in the whole wide

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world

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no he's lying to make you feel better

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and besides being a Sportacus for a few

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hours is kind of like a job in itself

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no it's not yeah I agree with Manic

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shut up Sonia

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thank you

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[ __ ] you

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who are your kids

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I want a Whopper

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spicy chicken fries

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Burger King sucks

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foreign

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that I need to spend my life here with

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you

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foreign

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I better with you

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