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the wheels on the bus go round and round

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round and round round and round the

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wheels on the bus go round and round

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all through the town the wheels on the

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bus go round and round round

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and round round and round the wheels on

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the bus go round and round

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all through the town the people on the

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bus go

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up and down up and down up and down

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people on the bus go up and down

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all through the town the driver on the

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bus says move on back

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move on back move on back the driver on

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the bus says

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can you just shut up for like 10 minutes

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that wasn't very nice what you did

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paul look out there's someone in the

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middle of the road

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and he's got a big [ __ ] butt crack oh

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no

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oh God get out of the way boy I can't

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turn fast enough

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please no God somebody save this boy

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help him

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somebody oh no

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boy boy are you okay go what on God's

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screen flat earth have I done

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i ran over and I said youth respond to

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your elders boy

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if you can hear me take a [ __ ] in your

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pants why aren't you clipping yourself

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God damn it you better hurry up and fix

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this [ __ ] old man

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please I'm not going back to the juvie

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Max is right

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I'm not taking the heat for the [ __ ]

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hey we figured we would just come on

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over to see what the fuss is about

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my stars it's not a real dead body

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is it here you [ __ ] what the hell is

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going on

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you didn't seriously just run over that

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guy that's right

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and you're not going to say [ __ ] you got

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that you filthy [ __ ]

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you know the old saying snitches don't

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get to [ __ ] big big beat [ __ ]

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so I guess we're doing this thing okay

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then

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theme on i'll start digging the whole

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the rest of you forget to keep watch

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for the first time in my life as a

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white-blooded American in these united

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states of America

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i agree with the red man we should not

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do this

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killing people is not legal we should

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tell someone or call an ambulance

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the time for talking is done girl now is

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only the time

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for action and seeing as you are a

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witness you are now unaccomplished to my

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dark deeds

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so shut your trap now let's see a show

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of hands out here

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who here has the expertise in hiding a

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body

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what the [ __ ]

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yo Max but taking a piss and get over

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here

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we need you to discuss pockets

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sorry about that boys daddy had to take

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a tiny little tinkle break out of his

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hairy balls

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but we can get this show on the road now

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okay but wipe the crap off your pants

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that's right Max we can't afford to

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leave any dna

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at the scene of the crime now what in my

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bitch's huge smelly house is taking so

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long

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inform me as to why you're not yet back

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on the road

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huh duo you helped that paul add up

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right now

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everyone I would like for you all to

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meet Ramsey

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Ramsey Spanton to be exact why

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he helped put together a bargaining

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convention just last week

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all by himself a whole eight people

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showed up

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sup I think modern Sonic sucks

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wow you're a Bardonic fan too that's

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kind of sexy

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i almost want to suck your balls and

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call you papa

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haha I'm just kidding I won't because

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I'm not gay

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I'm straight hey I remember you

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you're that guy who had me sign my name

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on your right butt cheek

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with a bottle of ranch dressing yeah i

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think

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Bardonic is cool so you also like the

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Bartleby x Sonic [ __ ]

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that is pretty cool we are Sonic sibs if

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you didn't know that already

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truth be told we're awfully busy but you

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can take a picture with us if you want

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to

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how do you feel about the Mindy x-Manic

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ship

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my girlfriend has big boobies no one

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cares about any of you guys

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it's all about Sonic and Bartleby it

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always has been even the legendary

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Tamers12345 one two three four

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five hasn't even bothered to make a mint

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dick video in years

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nobody gives a [ __ ] [ __ ] that's not

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to say Mindic is bad

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just add it pills in comparison to

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pardon it now leave me

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alone okay okay

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we're sorry for taking up your time no

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you're not

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if you really were sorry you wouldn't

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have done it

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so Bartleby and Bartleby's [ __ ] what

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brings you all the way out here

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actually we were just on our way to

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summer camp but it appears we have got

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inside track

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you wouldn't happen to know the way

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would you

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hey I thought I passed by some

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campgrounds during my morning walk

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why don't I take you there yes

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that sounds like a plan lead the way

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look everybody we finally made it

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why hello there everybody I am pleased

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to see that you all made it here safely

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Athair you're finally out of the

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hospital

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the doctor said that when the ninja

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broke into her house and attacked you

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you were so badly beaten that you might

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not be able to walk again for months

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yes I got really lucky instead of

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killing me

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the ninja man decided to only beat my

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ass

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after you left to go look for help the

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ninja actually came back and to get a

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piece of my ass

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he raped me but man he shoved his

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fat balls deep in my ass

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and it is only thanks to that that I am

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able to stand here talking with you

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today

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damn Mindy is it just me or is that old

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man looking

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like a real snack if I give him two

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dollars and 48 cents

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do you think he would fart in my face

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damn sis perhaps it's just my wild

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imagination

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but your rust seems to be two

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cm bigger today

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now be honest with me sis did daddy take

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you down to get a little

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extra plastic surgery as usual

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nothing gets past you sis that's right i

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added about 2.3 cm to increase

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my ass size

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i'd say it's approximately 0.0004

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larger than yours now give or take

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but what's the big deal it's not like

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it's a competition or anything

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i suppose you're right still I think i

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should give you a good smack on the ass

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only as an itty bitty punishment for

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keeping it to yourself

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hey Mr Sonic Underground fan for helping

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us on our way here I think you deserve a

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special

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bitch over here

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thanks baby i'll reward you later by

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letting you lick my sweaty butt crack

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after it gets sweaty in this hot

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afternoon sun

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thanks but I was wondering if you would

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let me stay and hang out with you guys

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you know since I helped you out and all

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no

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oh hi Athair I didn't know you would be

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working as a comp counselor this weekend

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now I know my kids are in good hands

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Manic

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do you want to say hello

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he really is happy that is quite all

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right

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we are happy to have you I assure you

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these campgrounds are safe arena

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only two or three kids go missing a day

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never to turn up again

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we also have lots of fun games planned

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if you wait right here

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i can go tell the coach that you all

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arrived

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naturally you will be split into teams

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in battle against one another

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so discuss amongst yourselves while you

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wait

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that's fine by me destroying the week is

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i Doctor Robotnik was born to do

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country hillbilly is like me don't back

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down from a challenge

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whether it's a fight to the death or a

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hoedown where we slam our [ __ ] in

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the butt like a tractor

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i only want the strongest on my side

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like Bartleby

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i don't fear whose team I'm on as long

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as I have you Trevor

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do you want to go over behind that porta

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potty and [ __ ]

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Sonic and Bartleby already did I bet it

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probably smells like piss and [ __ ]

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get off of me just what are you trying

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to do here Cyrus

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are you trying to make me look like a

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fool in front of everybody I said we

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have to keep our relationship a secret

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that's it I have to teach you a hard

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lesson

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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what do you have there my cute little

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[ __ ] with the big blueberry as cheeks

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it's the shirts I bought online i

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thought that after we pick our teams

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we could wear these shirts blue shirts

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for my team and yellow shirts for yours

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how much do they cost at least five

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billion dollars each right

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haha no Bartleby my mom bought them in a

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pack of 24

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for ten dollars at the goodwill yo [ __ ]

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it's so cute how poor you are you poor

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people are so silly

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silly like a pickle with rainbow

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sprinkles

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oh um hahaha I think they sent us the

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wrong color

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i hope you're fine with wearing pink

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cause I'm not wearing that [ __ ] [ __ ]

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wait let's rock paper scissors over who

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has to wear pink it'll be fun

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huh rock beat scissors

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have fun wearing pink [ __ ]

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now let me just put this shirt on real

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quick

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all right everybody me and Bartleby are

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going to pick our teams for the events

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when we select you just step on over

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here and grab the shirt

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blue if you're on Bartleby's team and

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pink if you're on mine

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the games we will be playing will be

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dodgeball and tug of war

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if we each get a point during those

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games we'll come up with a third game

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for a tiebreaker

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if you have any questions now would be

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the time to ask them

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yes what is it Jared

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let's say we get picked to be on your

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team Sonic do we have the option of

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going over to Bartleby's team instead

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I'm only asking because

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obviously everyone wants to be on his

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team um

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no Jared the teams are final whoever

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Bartleby

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and I think you're on our teams

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yes what is it Uncle Chuck if we want to

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remember clevis them instead of yours

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can we be honest them Uncle Chuck you

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just asked the same question but word is

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slightly different

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the answer is no fool

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Bartleby my lover may I please have the

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honor of picking my team first

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[ __ ] when the [ __ ] have I ever cared

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about what you did

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alright which of you poopy baby [ __ ]

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want to be on my team

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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my [ __ ] Uncle Chuck get over here

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before I change my mind

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now who wants to be on the team of the

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legendary Sonic the Hedgehog

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then for my first pick I'm picking my

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one and only bro

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get over here Manic

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how old are you exactly me I'm 96 years

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old

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oh my God are you actually going to pick

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me

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hmm well age does mean experience

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both inside the bedroom where he [ __ ]

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hillbilly bitches and outside the

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bedroom

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and luckily right now we're outside the

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bedroom

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get over here old man you're on my team

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bro remember to get KKnux on our team

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before Bartleby does

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Knuckles is a beast at dodgeball [ __ ]

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i can't remember anybody else's names

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they're also believe me

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that I never bothered to learn I guess i

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gotta start playing guess who

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up in this bitch Knuckles get over here

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you're on my team

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the pink bitch who I'm 15 sure is my

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bitch's sister get over here

335
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I'm really on Bartleby's team oh my God

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the girls at school are not gonna

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believe this

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are you serious right now this is

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awesome this is the first time in my

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whole life where I wasn't picked last to

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be on a team

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sometimes when I wipe the [ __ ] off my

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ass I used too much toilet paper

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so I have to spend about an hour the

345
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next day picking bits of toilet paper

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out of my smelly butt crack

347
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we should get somebody evil on our team

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you know like Robotnik

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we're playing dodgeball so we're gonna

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need someone who can kill without

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remorse

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bro I'm not about to let my eternal

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rival be on my team

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what about Dingo he's muscular [ __ ] if

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we're going against your boyfriend we're

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going to need someone like that with us

357
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yet but he's also dumber than a pile of

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bricks he might accidentally throw the

359
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ball at one of us and get his own

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teammates out instead

361
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Sleet come grab the shirt you're going

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to be on our team

363
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well all right then

364
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Dingo what are you doing let go of me

365
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I'm scared Sleet

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what if Bartleby picks me and we're on

367
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different teams

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i don't want to be separated from you

369
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that's not my problem

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Sleet Sleet please I'm scared Dingo stop

371
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,829
it this is embarrassing people are

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starting to stare

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Sleet don't go you can't do this

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get over here Dingo you're going to be

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on my team

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what but but I don't want to I want to

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be on Sonic's team

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Bartleby please you can't do this Sleet

379
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tell Bartleby he can't do this Sleet

380
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Sleet please

381
00:16:57,279 --> 00:17:00,069
Flora you're blue like me that's pretty

382
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cool

383
00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:03,509
so I guess you can be on my team bro no

384
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pick my girlfriend instead

385
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bro Mandy's boobs are so fake that they

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weigh

387
00:17:08,959 --> 00:17:11,590
like 50 pounds she would just slow us

388
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down

389
00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:14,549
you the man with the orange hair and two

390
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balloons floating in front of him

391
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:18,949
you're on my team I guess we are not

392
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:19,909
going to be

393
00:17:19,919 --> 00:17:22,309
the same team promise me that you won't

394
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:23,429
go easy on me

395
00:17:23,439 --> 00:17:27,029
okay sis shut the [ __ ] up you [ __ ]

396
00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:29,270
i told you not to call me sister when

397
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,549
I'm around my friends

398
00:17:30,559 --> 00:17:33,350
you were adopted we'll never be related

399
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,350
no matter how much you want us to be

400
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:43,590
just accept it oh my God you are so annoying

401
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,230
this is this is so frustrating my milk

402
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,270
jugs are too big for this

403
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:52,870
shirt

404
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my giant boobies are just so big if only

405
00:17:55,919 --> 00:17:57,990
there was somebody here to help me

406
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,029
hey Max wanna be on my team Sonic's mom

407
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:03,270
I'm picking you next get over here

408
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,110
before rabbit your ass

409
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,190
and Cyrus you get over here too us

410
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,789
freedom fighters have got to stick

411
00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:09,350
together

412
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,909
Robotnik you could have a plan at Mobius

413
00:18:11,919 --> 00:18:13,590
surely you can win a dodgeball game

414
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,669
towards own [ __ ]

415
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,830
well isn't this interesting it looks

416
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,669
like the great and powerful Bartleby

417
00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:21,990
has chosen both of us to be on his team

418
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,990
Queen Aleena I hope you still don't hold a

419
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,310
grudge over how I stole all of planet

420
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,190
Mobius from you and your kids

421
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,830
Doctor Robotnik I learned to stop caring

422
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:40,950
about [ __ ] over 50 years ago

423
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,430
well I may not get to be on Bartleby's

424
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,070
team so I know we're completely [ __ ]

425
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,510
but I'm glad to be on the same team as

426
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,230
you Cyrus Manic told me all about you

427
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,750
and how you were the best of the best in

428
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,750
the freedom fighters

429
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,590
I'm excited to see if you can live up to

430
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,870
Manic's word

431
00:18:56,880 --> 00:19:00,470
cool I don't know who you are

432
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,549
sucks to be youtube doesn't it sucks big

433
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,909
sweaty [ __ ] balls

434
00:19:03,919 --> 00:19:05,909
having to be on Sonic's stupid team

435
00:19:05,919 --> 00:19:07,830
meanwhile I'm over here waiting for

436
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,110
Bartleby to pick me

437
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,350
and we all know he's going to pick me

438
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,029
because I'm the best of the best when it

439
00:19:13,039 --> 00:19:15,830
comes to playing with balls

440
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,390
okay if that's what you really think

441
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,310
then why hasn't Bartleby picked you here

442
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,430
Trevor

443
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,830
why hasn't he picked me yet am I thought

444
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,270
it was rather obvious

445
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:28,789
well it's um it's because well you love

446
00:19:28,799 --> 00:19:31,029
it's because Bartleby just orderly

447
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,110
wants to save the best for last

448
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,110
he knows that if I'm the last one to

449
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,230
join his team

450
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,150
it will make everyone Sonic's team [ __ ]

451
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,029
their pants like creepy baby [ __ ]

452
00:19:41,039 --> 00:19:43,110
are you listening to me Cyrus you do not

453
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,950
walk away when daddy is talking to your

454
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:45,669
ass

455
00:19:45,679 --> 00:19:48,470
you know what Trevor I'm just going to

456
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,630
come out and say it

457
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,549
this attitude you have right now is the

458
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,470
reason nobody likes you

459
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,390
you think you're cooler than everybody

460
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,310
just because your glasses are score for

461
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,510
some reason

462
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,310
and you're vegetarian but I’ve got news

463
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,350
for you

464
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:06,149
those things don't make you cool in fact

465
00:20:06,159 --> 00:20:08,549
they make you look really [ __ ] gay

466
00:20:08,559 --> 00:20:10,149
do I look like I give a [ __ ] what you

467
00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:12,549
think about me Cyrus I have always been

468
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:13,270
alone

469
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,190
ever since the day my mommy and daddy

470
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,710
were brutally slaughtered right in front

471
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:21,470
of me in cold blood

472
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:31,110
[Music]

473
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,110
you're not the only one with a dark past

474
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,230
Trevor

475
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,870
we all have problems but most of us

476
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:37,750
don't go around

477
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,390
acting like whiny babies and bully

478
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,549
others because of our insecurities

479
00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:45,270
you remember what happened to my dad he

480
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,270
was turned into a robot or some [ __ ] by

481
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:47,669
dr

482
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:50,390
Robotnik and became a weapon to destroy

483
00:20:50,400 --> 00:21:01,960
the freedom fighters

484
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,470
[Music]

485
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,190
i failed to save my daddy but you don't

486
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,110
see me crying about it every [ __ ]

487
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,590
second of every [ __ ] day

488
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,630
give me that

489
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,710
i don't want it anymore you can have it

490
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:24,870
back I guess

491
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,110
let's see here there are only five

492
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:42,830
people left but who to choose

493
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:46,290
hmm

494
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:49,909
[Music]

495
00:21:49,919 --> 00:21:51,750
what are you thinking about at a time

496
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,590
like this stop thinking about these

497
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,549
dirty thoughts

498
00:21:54,559 --> 00:21:55,909
and pick somebody to be on your

499
00:21:55,919 --> 00:21:59,590
dodgeball team already

500
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,590
hey Jared do you hopefully people know

501
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,350
how to play dodgeball

502
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,190
you know what Sonic let me pick this

503
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,950
time you know so we at least have a

504
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,710
chance at winning

505
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,070
hey Mindy's dad what are you going to

506
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,710
tell me to go over to Bartleby's team

507
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:18,070
because i'll do it no you're going to be

508
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:18,310
on

509
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,750
our team you're the only one who can

510
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,430
lead us to victory

511
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,350
so I'm not going to be on Bobby's

512
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,470
team

513
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:29,750
thanks for ruining my day I guess

514
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,750
let's go Cyrus you're going to be on my

515
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:35,110
team

516
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,830
I'm so gosh darn excited to be on the

517
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,590
same team as you

518
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,630
i just hope that Jared isn't

519
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,270
jealous don't worry about that baby girl

520
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,390
if my son

521
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,190
Jared tries anything I promise I will

522
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,110
beat him up just for you

523
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,870
now we just won gosh damn minute

524
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,870
Bartleby you can't put my girlfriend

525
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,789
and my paw on the same team they will

526
00:22:56,799 --> 00:22:58,070
try to [ __ ] each other

527
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,470
actually they were doing it right now

528
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,430
Jared

529
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,950
i swear it's not what it looks like

530
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,190
then why is my boss hand still on your

531
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,190
smelly butt cheeks

532
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,430
I'm giving you 25 minutes to take that

533
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,430
hand away from my girl's ass before i

534
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,029
come over there and make you do it

535
00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:16,149
myself

536
00:23:16,159 --> 00:23:18,950
Jared you're on my team don't just stand

537
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,710
there get over here

538
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,190
Sonic did you listen to what I said i

539
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,190
need to be on Bartleby's team so I can

540
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,710
protect my girl

541
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,870
yet and we need you on our team so we

542
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,950
can win I understand you're worried

543
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,870
Jared but you're going to have to trust

544
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,950
your girlfriend on this one

545
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,630
trust that she won't willingly get

546
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,630
[ __ ] in the ass by your dad while your

547
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,590
back is turned

548
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,590
i was afraid I was going to be picked

549
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,990
last nobody wants me to be on their team

550
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,029
after all

551
00:23:45,039 --> 00:23:47,510
we should just go home Mandy and save

552
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,269
ourselves the embarrassment of being

553
00:23:49,279 --> 00:23:49,990
told nobody

554
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,870
likes us speak for yourself Trevor

555
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,710
Bartleby is going to choose me any

556
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:55,990
second now

557
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,190
he's just playing hard to get Trevor you

558
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,310
are my last pick

559
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,630
come over here and be on my team

560
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,269
Bartleby did you really just say did you

561
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,750
really say I can be on your team

562
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:15,909
[Applause]

563
00:24:15,919 --> 00:24:17,510
so then I don't have to be with that

564
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,430
loser Sonic

565
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,669
did you just call my [ __ ] a loser just

566
00:24:21,679 --> 00:24:22,630
for saying that

567
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,950
i don't want you anymore get out of my

568
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,710
sight you're going to be on Sonic's team

569
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:30,470
instead

570
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,789
well would you look at that it seems

571
00:24:32,799 --> 00:24:36,789
Bartleby didn't want you after all

572
00:24:36,799 --> 00:24:39,350
this is what you get you don't mess with

573
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:42,870
Cyrus of the freedom fighters

574
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,830
i'll keep going till you're [ __ ] dead

575
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,909
choke on my stinky gas

576
00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:56,950
and [ __ ] die [ __ ]

577
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,190
i see everybody is wearing their team

578
00:24:59,200 --> 00:24:59,990
colors

579
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,390
am I correct in assuming you have your

580
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,190
teams

581
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,470
all picked up great grandfather Athair

582
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,669
you're back

583
00:25:07,679 --> 00:25:10,230
who's this guy with you fair it's not

584
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,510
another prostitute

585
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,590
is it because the police said if they

586
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,510
catch you talking to prostitutes again

587
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,190
after the incident you could get three

588
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,630
years in prison

589
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,990
ahaha no Knuckles well

590
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,310
at least I don't think he's a prostitute

591
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,990
i found him peeing

592
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,630
and pooping in the public restrooms he

593
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,710
offered to be the referee for a dodge

594
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,149
ball game this evening

595
00:25:32,159 --> 00:25:36,149
that's correct Athair you can take your

596
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,070
hand off my ass now

597
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,510
no that's quite all right

598
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,470
wait we're playing dodgeball nobody told

599
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,510
me this

600
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,750
Dingo that's the whole reason we're here

601
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,350
why do you think we were grouping up

602
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,149
into teams in the first place oh my God

603
00:25:52,159 --> 00:25:54,390
Dingo you're so stupid

604
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,590
yeah Dingo you are so stupid what the

605
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,269
[ __ ] did you just say about Dingo

606
00:25:59,279 --> 00:26:01,990
you'd better take that back I'm so

607
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,149
excited to be on your team Bartleby

608
00:26:04,159 --> 00:26:07,190
are you as excited as I am haha let's

609
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:22,800
have fun together

610
00:26:22,810 --> 00:26:34,720
[Music]

611
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:45,470
okay is everyone separated into groups

612
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,909
[Applause]

613
00:26:47,919 --> 00:26:50,310
good it's time to begin the first game

614
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,510
of the weekend

615
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,549
the God ball game well be using the

616
00:26:54,559 --> 00:26:55,669
usual rules

617
00:26:55,679 --> 00:26:58,549
if you get hit by a ball you're out if

618
00:26:58,559 --> 00:27:00,630
someone pushes the ball you through you

619
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,230
are also out

620
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,190
here you go Bartleby here is your ball

621
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:05,990
the match doesn't

622
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:11,110
begin until you throw the first shot

623
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,789
what sort of rules are those supposed to

624
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:15,830
be explain why Bartleby gets to throw

625
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:16,390
first

626
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,149
that doesn't sound very fair to the rest

627
00:27:18,159 --> 00:27:20,710
of us because

628
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,590
Bartleby paid me two thousand dollars to

629
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:28,789
give him a free throw

630
00:27:28,799 --> 00:27:32,830
this sucks I wanted to win but now i

631
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,350
can't

632
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,430
Athair can you drive me home I don't

633
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,430
really want to play

634
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,990
can you drive me home too you don't need

635
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,310
to call my dad he left and never came

636
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,669
back

637
00:27:45,679 --> 00:27:47,669
i don't think I want to play if Bartleby

638
00:27:47,679 --> 00:27:49,750
is he's the best at pretty much

639
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,510
everything anyway

640
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,230
i don't see the problem because you're

641
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,590
on the blue team says

642
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,750
if Bartleby gets a free shot that means

643
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,269
one of my teammates

644
00:27:59,279 --> 00:28:01,029
a member of the pink team will perish

645
00:28:01,039 --> 00:28:04,070
and fall Bartleby is using money to win

646
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:08,730
like he always does

647
00:28:08,740 --> 00:28:10,389
[Music]

648
00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:21,910
Bartleby tell me what ails you my lover

649
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:28,630
[Music]

650
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,310
that's the 4th time today that you

651
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,909
killed another student

652
00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:34,710
because your muscles are too big I'm

653
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,470
afraid I'm going to have to call your

654
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,269
daddy

655
00:28:37,279 --> 00:28:40,070
from this day forth as your coach I must

656
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,070
forbid you from ever playing dodgeball

657
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,510
in my basketball court

658
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,310
ever ever again also if I see you

659
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,230
playing dodgeball anywhere else I'm

660
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:53,300
calling the cops

661
00:28:53,310 --> 00:28:55,750
[Music]

662
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,990
[ __ ] I wanted to keep this from you but

663
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,070
I'm afraid I can't keep it a secret any

664
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,269
longer

665
00:29:01,279 --> 00:29:03,110
when I was three years old I was on a

666
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,630
pro-league dodgeball team

667
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,430
called the almighty ball bachelors I was

668
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,269
such a pro in fact that nobody would

669
00:29:09,279 --> 00:29:10,870
want to play with me

670
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,029
even the adult players lived in fear of

671
00:29:13,039 --> 00:29:14,789
my roar and unbridled power

672
00:29:14,799 --> 00:29:16,950
i guess I just got so excited to play

673
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,269
again but I ended up ruining the fun for

674
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:20,789
all of you

675
00:29:20,799 --> 00:29:22,870
i wanted to feel those balls once more

676
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,950
that I paid two thousand dollars to get

677
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,389
to hold it

678
00:29:26,399 --> 00:29:28,310
it's okay bartelby we understand

679
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,590
everything now

680
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,630
you can play with us I can

681
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,710
of course as long as you pull back on

682
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,710
your throws and don't decapitate any of

683
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:37,909
our friends

684
00:29:37,919 --> 00:29:40,310
i promise you [ __ ] i'll go easy on you

685
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,269
just this once

686
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:43,029
for this chance that you would have

687
00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:47,350
given me

688
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,630
let the dodgeball game begin everyone

689
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,230
give it all you got

690
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,190
it was nice knowing you boys don't be

691
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,549
scared Jared

692
00:29:56,559 --> 00:29:58,789
Bartleby said he would be going easy on

693
00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:00,149
us

694
00:30:00,159 --> 00:30:02,870
everyone aim for my [ __ ] he's fat he

695
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,100
can't outrun all of us

696
00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:07,669
[Applause]

697
00:30:07,679 --> 00:30:09,830
break his arms don't allow him any means

698
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:26,070
of escape

699
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,909
why aren't you doing anything throw the

700
00:30:27,919 --> 00:30:33,269
ball as I told you to

701
00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:36,389
i I can't I just can't do it

702
00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:39,110
he's my brother and he's already out it

703
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:45,430
wouldn't be right

704
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,750
anyone else I'm ready to go to jail

705
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,630
tonight

706
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,789
i'll take that silence as a no grab your

707
00:30:50,799 --> 00:30:51,830
big balls

708
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:57,190
and do my bidding

709
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,070
come on we have to push forward we're

710
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,830
dead if we don't

711
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,590
it's not worth it Jared they have the

712
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,230
whole area covered

713
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,990
either way we have to create a path

714
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,310
let's send a decoy to draw fire

715
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,950
you want us to send a man to his death

716
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,110
that's crazy talk Knuckles

717
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,669
nobody is willing to agree to that i

718
00:31:17,679 --> 00:31:19,110
think it's a great idea

719
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,549
you there better get a move on

720
00:31:22,559 --> 00:31:25,190
what why me don't tell me you forgot

721
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,630
about what happened

722
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:44,630
way back then

723
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,950
yeah and now we're gonna bust the both

724
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:47,669
of ya

725
00:31:47,679 --> 00:31:49,750
and who pray tell is going to believe a

726
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,710
gaggle of underage pickpockets like you

727
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:58,870
anyone Max was videotaping us crap

728
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,789
you falsely accused my crew for a crime

729
00:32:00,799 --> 00:32:02,389
that they didn't even come at

730
00:32:02,399 --> 00:32:04,789
and you got away with all the glory now

731
00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:06,710
it's time for you to face justice for

732
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,750
your actions

733
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,110
i can't think of a more fitting

734
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,789
punishment than taking on Bartleby

735
00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:12,630
Montclair of Dresden

736
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,710
no please don't make me do this I don't

737
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,470
want to die like this

738
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,830
please

739
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:23,350
now you're nothing but a thief Max

740
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,710
no don't try and protect him Manic

741
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,389
if you do this then you're no better

742
00:32:28,399 --> 00:32:30,710
than they are revenge doesn't solve

743
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,070
anything

744
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,149
don't act like you understand me Manic i

745
00:32:34,159 --> 00:32:35,990
grew up on the streets without a home

746
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,350
it's a whole different world than the

747
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,750
one you know Max we grew up on the

748
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,310
streets in the same neighborhood we even

749
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,630
have the same hairstyle

750
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,149
what are you still sticking around here

751
00:32:46,159 --> 00:32:52,070
for get a move on

752
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,269
all right looks like we got ourselves a

753
00:32:55,279 --> 00:33:07,990
fresh one boys

754
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,149
Mandy you fool hurry back before

755
00:33:10,159 --> 00:33:12,389
Bartleby sees your ass

756
00:33:12,399 --> 00:33:16,230
my name isn't Mandy explorer

757
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:26,870
that's literally what I just said

758
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:39,190
man you run

759
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:59,590
[Music]

760
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,630
dad you're out of the game please remove

761
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,110
yourself from the playing field

762
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,669
wrong I'm not leaving until I see my

763
00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:13,990
underage daughter's huge milk jugs

764
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,030
orgy look what you've done now daddy

765
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,790
now I'm going to have to play the rest

766
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,430
of the games with my ascent it's out

767
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,030
damn those boobs look fake as [ __ ]

768
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,990
hey you need to take it easy some of my

769
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:28,550
kids

770
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:33,430
are over on that team shut up Karen

771
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,629
hey that's me sister you’re talking to

772
00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:39,750
your better so where's my respect okay

773
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,790
boomer

774
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,869
you know if my husband were here he

775
00:34:42,879 --> 00:34:45,430
wouldn't let you be doing this

776
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,950
you mean the father of Sonic the

777
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,790
Hedgehog ha ha ha

778
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,109
his son is my [ __ ] I have neither the

779
00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:53,270
reason or care to fear that worthless

780
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,230
man

781
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:56,069
the only good thing about is that his

782
00:34:56,079 --> 00:34:58,069
ass might be big since he's my bitch's

783
00:34:58,079 --> 00:34:58,950
father

784
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,030
no get out of my way and don't cross me

785
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,510
again

786
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,430
and if daddy ever comes home that

787
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,030
message goes for him too

788
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:11,430
ha ha ha Aleena are you going to be okay

789
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,710
don't listen to what that sexy uncle

790
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:17,990
not now Charles I just let me be alone

791
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,190
for a bit

792
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,470
but it's obvious besides let's talk

793
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,150
about it

794
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,670
why can't we know where the kids and

795
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,510
their witties as a family

796
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,550
isn't that what family is for look

797
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,109
i know you're just trying to help but no

798
00:35:33,119 --> 00:35:34,870
one can ever replace him

799
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,670
so would you let me deal with it alone

800
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,270
you understand that

801
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,150
but when someone only makes fun of you

802
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:42,870
you can't

803
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,150
stand beyond domingo nothing yo

804
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,190
the kids your special tomato me

805
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,310
that sweet 112 no I can never place a

806
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,750
euro swan

807
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,069
of course a tekken and primero will

808
00:35:56,079 --> 00:36:05,990
never dream of the

809
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,750
[Music]

810
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,870
the seasons come and go like thoughts of

811
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:16,150
you

812
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,510
like a wave returns to the sea into

813
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,630
the blue

814
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:26,390
and they change but in a cycle

815
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,430
that I can lose

816
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:33,190
each painful but delightful

817
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,870
to live through

818
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,610
you came into my

819
00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:45,829
[Music]

820
00:36:45,839 --> 00:36:48,390
it's all in the past right come on we

821
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,349
should get back to the game

822
00:36:51,359 --> 00:37:03,040
yeah you're probably rude

823
00:37:03,050 --> 00:37:15,349
[Music]

824
00:37:15,359 --> 00:37:17,430
well well well I didn't expect to see

825
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,430
you here today father weren't you out

826
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,430
buying North Korea

827
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,390
i was but then I heard rumors that you

828
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,390
once again returned to your old ball

829
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,750
basha days

830
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,310
i simply could not believe it and had to

831
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,230
come see for myself

832
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:35,910
ahaha well now that you witness what you

833
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,550
came for

834
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,790
go home as you can see we are in the

835
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,710
midst of a game

836
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:43,589
don't be like that boy look your dad

837
00:37:43,599 --> 00:37:45,990
even brought ice pops put straight from

838
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,390
the glaciers of Antarctica

839
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,829
no less than 20 minutes ago

840
00:37:51,839 --> 00:37:53,990
that's just like you further trying to

841
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,150
win me and my friends over with freezy

842
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,390
pops made for rich people

843
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,670
can you blame me I needed to bring a

844
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,550
proper gift if I want to see my stubborn

845
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,150
son

846
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,510
oh boy I sure do love freezy pops we all

847
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,950
get one

848
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:14,870
you sure can everybody gather around

849
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,270
and not complaining about what color you

850
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,950
got

851
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,150
here you go son this one's for you

852
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,270
no complaining now but

853
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,589
but I wanted banana I don't even like

854
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:30,950
blueberry

855
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,870
thank you so much for bringing snacks to

856
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,710
the summer campgrounds

857
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,390
the tired kids will all really

858
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,230
appreciate it after the hard work they

859
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:39,349
did during the last

860
00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:43,670
game don't talk to me

861
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,829
um Mr Montclair may I please have a

862
00:38:45,839 --> 00:38:47,270
freezy pop

863
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,109
i love them it's it's not like it's

864
00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:53,670
because I'm fat or anything

865
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,550
oh wow banana that's my favorite flavor

866
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,829
in the whole world

867
00:38:57,839 --> 00:39:01,109
thank you so much Mr Montclair don't cut

868
00:39:01,119 --> 00:39:05,670
those away yet I also want a freezy pop

869
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,390
grape flavor I'm not black are you

870
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,910
saying that I look like a [ __ ] Nick

871
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,430
if you don't want it you can give it to

872
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:20,870
me

873
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,430
hi KKnux how's it going did you get a

874
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,670
freezy pop yet

875
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,829
bartelby's dad brought them over

876
00:39:27,839 --> 00:39:29,670
apparently every ice pop cost

877
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,990
20 000 bucks because they have gold

878
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,349
flakes in them

879
00:39:33,359 --> 00:39:36,390
whatever the [ __ ] that means what the

880
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,750
hell happened to you

881
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,670
you didn't accidentally end up on the

882
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,349
wrong team right

883
00:39:41,359 --> 00:39:43,270
Bartleby got mad during the dodgeball

884
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,430
game and turned on me

885
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,430
he says I'm not allowed to talk to any

886
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,950
of my teammates

887
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,069
so I came over to talk with you instead

888
00:39:52,079 --> 00:39:53,829
so who do you think is going to win the

889
00:39:53,839 --> 00:39:57,109
next games who do you think [ __ ]

890
00:39:57,119 --> 00:39:59,270
no one on my team wants to keep playing

891
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:00,230
and honestly

892
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,150
we were planning on forfeiting anyway so

893
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,109
Bartleby doesn't [ __ ] kill us

894
00:40:05,119 --> 00:40:07,349
but what if you win winning gives you

895
00:40:07,359 --> 00:40:08,470
such a rush

896
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,270
I'm fine other way but if you lose

897
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,589
you'll hang your head in shame

898
00:40:13,599 --> 00:40:18,110
i'd rather live

899
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:22,390
[Music]

900
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,950
Mindy would you mind offering me a hand

901
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,309
please

902
00:40:26,319 --> 00:40:30,550
this freezy pop just won't open for me

903
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:34,470
i got you [ __ ] thanks a lot

904
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:38,870
give me that I am andy cola

905
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:43,190
oh no Mindy please don't

906
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,990
please stop but this isn't funny girls

907
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,750
speak for yourself bag

908
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,190
go fetch

909
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,710
stop give me my freezy pop

910
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:57,190
you want your frizzy pop here you can

911
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:17,530
have it back

912
00:41:17,540 --> 00:41:23,349
[Laughter]

913
00:41:23,359 --> 00:41:26,069
okay kids throw your popsicle wrappers

914
00:41:26,079 --> 00:41:27,430
in the garbage bin

915
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,270
we're going to start setting up for the

916
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,950
next game

917
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,109
about that coach we uh we don't really

918
00:41:33,119 --> 00:41:35,430
plan on playing any more of the games

919
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,589
can we just roast marshmallows or go

920
00:41:37,599 --> 00:41:39,750
tell camper stories

921
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,390
well if you don't play that means you're

922
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,150
going to have to prefer fit

923
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:45,829
the blue team will be declared the

924
00:41:45,839 --> 00:41:48,950
winners are you okay with that

925
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:53,270
yeah we kind of already knew that

926
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,829
unacceptable such hardest shall not be

927
00:41:55,839 --> 00:41:56,950
permitted

928
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,950
my daddy took time out of his debt to

929
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,710
come all the way down here

930
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,710
and I need to display dominance over my

931
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,870
daddy by showing how good I am

932
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,030
so I want you to send your easter team

933
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,030
member towards the battlefield

934
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,430
and we shall do battle one on one ma no

935
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,829
mano like how usual in you Yu-Gi-Oh

936
00:42:14,839 --> 00:42:15,990
monsters

937
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:22,309
going bro

938
00:42:22,319 --> 00:42:24,230
the rules for the game of tug-of-war are

939
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,870
simple you both simultaneously exert

940
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,030
strength to pull the rope as hard as you

941
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,230
can

942
00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:34,550
like this oh whoever pulls the weakest

943
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,550
will be pulled to the other side of the

944
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,109
line

945
00:42:37,119 --> 00:42:39,990
and if such a thing happens you lose

946
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,069
we'll start on the count of zero

947
00:42:42,079 --> 00:42:43,990
Sonic and Bartleby are you ready to

948
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,430
begin

949
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,510
[ __ ] get up you're wasting everyone's

950
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,030
time

951
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:53,109
okay three two oh

952
00:42:53,119 --> 00:42:55,589
Bartleby you pulled on two I'm afraid

953
00:42:55,599 --> 00:42:57,670
that warrants you a yellow card

954
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,470
if you earn any more you will be kicked

955
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,150
from the game and it will count as a

956
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:02,950
loss

957
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,910
we will start again it's your fault

958
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,910
[ __ ] you broke my concentration with

959
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,270
your big ass

960
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,589
get up you [ __ ] I refuse to lose

961
00:43:11,599 --> 00:43:29,750
because of your own incompetence

962
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,630
Sonic it up now if you refuse to stand

963
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:45,830
you're a loser

964
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:49,829
[Music]

965
00:43:49,839 --> 00:43:51,829
what's the matter bitch you didn't get

966
00:43:51,839 --> 00:43:53,349
hurt during the last game

967
00:43:53,359 --> 00:43:56,390
did you don't worry about me Bartleby

968
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,910
I'm having fun just being here with you

969
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:01,990
watching you have fun like this it's the

970
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:02,950
special moments

971
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,750
like these that really treasure so let's

972
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,670
give it everything we got

973
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,349
please show me what the almighty ball

974
00:44:09,359 --> 00:44:13,030
basher is capable of

975
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,390
are you both ready okay three two

976
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:39,589
one go

977
00:44:39,599 --> 00:44:43,109
bitch bitch wake bitch

978
00:44:43,119 --> 00:44:48,069
Bartleby is that you

979
00:44:48,079 --> 00:44:50,069
look at that I told you he'd be fine

980
00:44:50,079 --> 00:44:51,670
everyone ha ha

981
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,829
you gave your loved ones quite the scare

982
00:44:53,839 --> 00:44:56,950
my plump sweet sugar baby

983
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,870
what what happened in the match did i

984
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,230
lose

985
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:02,630
yes you did but that's only natural

986
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,069
since you were up against me

987
00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:05,910
but that's not important what is this

988
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,670
that you yourself never gave up

989
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,069
and I think that makes you a real winner

990
00:45:10,079 --> 00:45:12,069
i mean not a real winner like me

991
00:45:12,079 --> 00:45:16,069
still a winner hey where's everyone

992
00:45:16,079 --> 00:45:19,829
where did everybody go everyone else

993
00:45:19,839 --> 00:45:21,750
already left to go get long John

994
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:22,390
silver's

995
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,710
we wanted to go too but Manic wouldn't

996
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:30,390
leave until you woke up

997
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:34,390
number two oh boy Long John Silver’s

998
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,309
can we go get some before they close

999
00:45:36,319 --> 00:45:38,230
Bartleby

1000
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:40,470
sure thing [ __ ] maybe John himself lent

1001
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:41,510
me his spatula

1002
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,910
so I can beat that meat on your backside

1003
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,230
if you know what I mean

1004
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:50,230
haha I get it like [ __ ] my butt cheeks

1005
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:53,430
did you have fun [ __ ] yes daddy

1006
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,190
i'll have even more fun when you choke

1007
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,829
me out with your ass tonight

1008
00:45:57,839 --> 00:46:14,950
yo [ __ ] you're so funny I'm serious

1009
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:30,390
kids dress me

1010
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,230
did you collect the valuable data you

1011
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:33,829
needed boss

1012
00:46:33,839 --> 00:46:36,390
yes I gathered all the intel I needed on

1013
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,630
the Sonic Underground's abilities

1014
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,950
the dodgeball game idea worked like a

1015
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,910
charm I will make you a grilled cheese

1016
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,510
and give you a little tickle on the

1017
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,030
ballsack as a reward

1018
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,990
when we get back to the van remind me

1019
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:57,030
when we get there in case I forget

1020
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,430
we should make haste precious children

1021
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,430
I'm certain Bartleby saw through my

1022
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,630
disguise the moment he laid eyes upon me

1023
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,790
what are you saying Professor you mean

1024
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,230
bottle bigger all along

1025
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:10,390
but why didn't he do anything to stop

1026
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,270
ups

1027
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,230
i can only think that he refused to act

1028
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:16,150
because he did not want to ruin his

1029
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,230
[ __ ] bitch's day

1030
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,750
i knew this job was going to be

1031
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,829
dangerous spots but this is getting too

1032
00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:23,990
risky

1033
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,150
as dangerous as when I [ __ ] your ass

1034
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,470
behind the police station last week

1035
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:39,030
Timothy John

1036
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:42,230
Timothy what is wrong lab there's

1037
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,150
somebody here I think they killed me

1038
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,829
with the [ __ ] Death Note

1039
00:47:45,839 --> 00:47:47,829
get out of here Professor you might be

1040
00:47:47,839 --> 00:47:49,560
next

1041
00:47:49,570 --> 00:47:51,270
[Music]

1042
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:56,309
who are you show yourself at once [ __ ]

1043
00:47:56,319 --> 00:47:58,770
why are you killing my precious children

1044
00:47:58,780 --> 00:47:59,910
[Music]

1045
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:03,109
hey you're Light Yagami wait a minute

1046
00:48:03,119 --> 00:48:06,150
are you Kira maybe I am

1047
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,190
maybe I'm not what's it to you

1048
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,670
well if you aren't Kira then tell me why

1049
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,630
are you here

1050
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,870
and why I shouldn't sick my children on

1051
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,870
you this instant

1052
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,950
quit talking your hat looks like a pizza

1053
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:19,990
box

1054
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,069
just so you're aware when you mess with

1055
00:48:22,079 --> 00:48:23,349
the Sonic Underground

1056
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:26,390
you mess with Kira and Kira told me to

1057
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:26,950
tell you

1058
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,670
that you need to stop yeah and who's

1059
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,030
going to make me

1060
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:34,549
Kira perhaps let's go

1061
00:48:34,559 --> 00:48:37,990
we you who are you talking to

1062
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,349
nobody is there are you stupid

1063
00:48:41,359 --> 00:48:43,910
remember like they can't see me only

1064
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,750
those who are in possession of a death

1065
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:49,589
note can see a sneak on me

1066
00:48:49,599 --> 00:48:52,150
those are my terms Majorchord I suggest

1067
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,030
you follow them

1068
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,710
your days trying to destroy Sonic

1069
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,630
Underground are over if you don't play

1070
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:57,990
by my rules well

1071
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,470
let's just say things won't end quite

1072
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:15,910
the way you want them too

1073
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:22,549
[Music]

1074
00:49:22,559 --> 00:49:25,270
what are you standing around for I said

1075
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:29,829
keep walking

1076
00:49:29,839 --> 00:49:32,870
let me go I already told you if it's

1077
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:33,829
money you want

1078
00:49:33,839 --> 00:49:36,150
i will give you everything I got I will

1079
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,829
even suck your balls

1080
00:49:37,839 --> 00:49:40,870
shut up [ __ ] I don't need your money

1081
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,990
hey Robert I got a new pal for you

1082
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,390
maybe now you won't be so lonely in that

1083
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:53,109
jail cell of yours

1084
00:49:53,119 --> 00:49:55,829
finally my plan to destroy the Sonic

1085
00:49:55,839 --> 00:49:57,030
Underground

1086
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,670
has almost come to fruition now that i

1087
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,510
have Knuckles the Echidna's great

1088
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:02,630
grandfather

1089
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,349
i can use him as leverage to get

1090
00:50:05,359 --> 00:50:12,940
whatever I want

1091
00:50:12,950 --> 00:50:32,230
[Music]

1092
00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:35,270
me trapped in a cage of fear [ __ ]

1093
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,309
I'm not scared of you or anybody else i

1094
00:50:38,319 --> 00:50:40,470
am above even God himself

1095
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:44,950
that's not true nobody is above God

1096
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,990
how dare you speak of God's name in vain

1097
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,870
as long as Robert and I keep praying God

1098
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,390
and his almighty light

1099
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,670
will protect us from you but can God

1100
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:56,950
protect you from this

1101
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:00,069
[ __ ] gun

1102
00:51:00,079 --> 00:51:04,150
holy [ __ ] now let's see if God can stop

1103
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,829
me from forcing you to suck my [ __ ]

1104
00:51:06,839 --> 00:51:14,420
balls

1105
00:51:14,430 --> 00:51:18,069
[Music]

1106
00:51:18,079 --> 00:51:21,349
your name is Ramsey Spanton right ha

1107
00:51:21,359 --> 00:51:23,589
your last name sure sounds a lot like

1108
00:51:23,599 --> 00:51:26,309
spanking which is a huge coincidence

1109
00:51:26,319 --> 00:51:28,470
cause that's what I'm going to be doing

1110
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,910
to you tonight

1111
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,230
you can do whatever you want with my fat

1112
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,470
ass but you will never defeat the Sonic

1113
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:35,430
Underground

1114
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,710
i will make sure that then I guess our

1115
00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:40,790
little talk here is done

1116
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,790
you three had better have your pants off

1117
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,270
by the time I come here at midnight

1118
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:57,760
or you're going to regret it

1119
00:51:57,770 --> 00:52:04,870
[Music]

1120
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:08,069
many miles away from home

1121
00:52:08,079 --> 00:52:11,430
steps were difficult I'm exhausted

1122
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,630
but I did not fall

1123
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,040
something good is coming

1124
00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:28,150
[Music]

1125
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,870
I'm happy with what I have found just

1126
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,829
free

1127
00:52:33,839 --> 00:52:37,030
just breathe

1128
00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:58,670
[Music]

1129
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,680
just