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so

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life is harder than I like to think

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but it's easy when you're by my side

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no point in calling you'll just have to

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see

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the fundamentals

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my whole life been searching just to

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find you just quantity

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it hasn't got the right

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did you say something no riding your

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skateboard in the hallway this is the

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last time I'm going to tell you Sleet

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yeah yeah you got it Mr Wilson

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you're late against Sleet next time it's

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a write up

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thanks for the heads up teach William

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get out of my seat

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your seat ahaha last I checked it didn't

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belong to you anymore snot bag

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what today is the first day of the

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second semester

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so I let the students choose where they

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want to sit for the rest of the year

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one of the perks of getting here on time

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but this is my seat and the best seat in

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the class

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it's the one closest to the pencil

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sharpener correction

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it was your seat once [ __ ] but it's

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mine now

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okay well where am I supposed to sit

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there aren't any more open seats

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actually there's one far in the back

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right over there

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teacher you can't do this to me I can't

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sit over there

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why not because that's that's Dingo

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everybody hates Dingo he always smells

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like bush's baked beans

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and he pooped his pants during social

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studies last week

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he always stands by the vending machine

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to try and steal people's candy bars

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hey James you want a [ __ ] candy bar

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yes I could go for sNickers

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sorry did you say you wanted a sNickers

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or a milky way

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give me that [ __ ] let go this is mine

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i'll [ __ ] rape you [ __ ]

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if I have to sit next to Dingo i'll be a

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laughingstock for the rest of the year

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you should have thoughts about that

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before coming to class late now go take

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your seat before I write you up

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hi what's your name my name is Dingo

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I'm sorry you had your seat stolen from

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you but you really should have gotten

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here earlier

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if you wanted to keep it don't talk to

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me until lunch

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are you a planetary exchange student too

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you look different from the other

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students

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are you also from Mobius I heard a lot

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of other Mobians signed up for the

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planetary exchange student program to

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come to earth

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but I never dreamed any of them would

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have also chosen to come to this school

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that's so cool hey can you teach me how

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to skateboard

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can you skate anywhere you want on that

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fine piece of ass

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like McDonald's or to the store to buy a

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kind of Bushes Baked Beans

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has anybody ever told you you got a fat

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[ __ ] dumb truck ass

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i mean [ __ ] [ __ ] you could fit a

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lawnmower in that thing

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why are you still talking to me you said

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i could talk to you after lunch

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i did did you really say that I don't

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think so

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William he is listening with a bow

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i don't know but watch this however

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then William just used to lisa in my

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class

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no you're going to break his stupid no

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you're crazy today

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you have some utility ups and starting

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new creator upzomatic

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he almost makes me wanna kiss you and

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you will leave you will never

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she's kidding me Mr Wilson had it coming

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just like Sleet Sleet simobian and

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Mobians have no place on earth

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William it's just basic nature the weak

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should always fear the strong

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and I am the strongest man in school i

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never told anyone this Oliver

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so you have to keep it a secret but I'm

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not really a 16 year old boy

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like the rest of you I'm actually a 36

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year old man

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yeah what the [ __ ] was that

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watch were you throwing this thing [ __ ]

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you could have seriously hurt my best

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friend

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[ __ ] I think I just pooped my [ __ ]

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pants what are you waiting for fool

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take me to the bathroom

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oh hey William what do you want i

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thought you always poop at exactly 5am

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isn't it only two in the afternoon right

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now wait I thought you always poop alone

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what's going on here me and my buddy

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Oliver here saw that you became quick

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friends with Dingo

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Dingo is not my friend I just have to

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sit next to him during class now

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that's all but you were eating together

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at lunch

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and he saved you from being knocked out

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by that ball during gym class

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he's the one following me around I’ve

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been trying to get him off my back all

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day

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why does Oliver there have a baseball

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bat don't you get it now Sleet

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you used to be one of the cool kids like

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us but since you started hanging out

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with Dingo that title of yours is gone

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you're pretty much on the level of a

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[ __ ] now what

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no I'm still one of the cool kids I'm

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way cooler than you are William

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and how the [ __ ] is Oliver a cool kid he

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just moved here from france two days ago

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and he pooped his pants in social

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studies on his first day

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and make me cool [ __ ]

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are you really going to make me ask

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where this clown came from

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there's no way he goes to this school

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he's got to be 30 years old at least

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this is my older brother Dominic or as

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he likes to be called due to the clown

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i call myself doo doo because after i

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kill somebody

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i take a massive [ __ ] doodoo in their

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mouth during the day he works

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as a teacher's assistant over at the

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elementary school but at night he's an

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assassin who hunts down and kills

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anybody I want gone

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he was nice enough to come out during

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the day though just for this occasion

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you should be honored yeah [ __ ] okay

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but why is he dressed like a clown

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is it some weird fetish [ __ ] yes i

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really need to get back to class I think

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i hear the teacher calling for me

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ah what's the rush cutie don't you wanna

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have a little fun

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don't forget to break his legs big bro

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that way he can't run away

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and Oliver go pull down has [ __ ]

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pants I want to enjoy this

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we please you

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get away is enough a [ __ ]

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you are going to go easy on you you're

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going to already

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[Music]

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saved by the Bell you are lucky I have a

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math test to get to

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this isn't oversleed we'll be meeting

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you after school

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and make sure to bring that [ __ ] Dingo

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with you so we can make this quick

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come on boys let's make like a bunch of

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bananas and peel out

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Sleet how was your pee break you didn't

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miss the toilet did you

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i do that a lot too don't talk to me

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[ __ ] what am I gonna do William is a

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black belt in karate there's no way i

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can fight him

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especially if Oliver and his big brother

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dude are also going to be there

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but I can't just back out from a fight

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then I really will be a total [ __ ]

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i won't be the coolest kid in school

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anymore either

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Sleet can I tell you something I just

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said don't talk to me

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but it's important fine what is it

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promise not to laugh I can't promise

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that

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i just wanted to say thank you for being

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my first friend

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what you know the two of us are

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different from everyone else in school

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everybody here are earthlings so they

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find us to be a little weird

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I’ve been here for half a year already

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and in that time I never made a single

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friend

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i was beginning to think it would never

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happen but then one day you showed up

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i think I was really lucky

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oh yeah that's pretty cool I guess

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do you want to hang out at my place

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after school

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um actually Dingo I think I hear the

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teacher calling my name

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you can go without me you got it sugar

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tits

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don't keep me waiting too long

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come here you big [ __ ]

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those guys have got to be gone by now

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[Music]

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why are you still here

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i was waiting for you to be finished did

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you do what the teacher wanted

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are you ready to go home

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this is my first time visiting another

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person's house on earth

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although Dingo is another mobian like me

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so I guess it doesn't really count

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have you taken an interest in my beanie

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baby collection

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what the hell are you wearing all of a

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sudden whatever do you mean

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i told you I was going to slip into

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something more

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comfortable no you didn't you told me

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you were going to take a [ __ ]

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are you thirsty Sleet not really

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Dingo put that away we're not old enough

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to drink ha ha

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that's right sometimes I forget

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how can you forget your own age tell me

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wolf boy

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do you listen to music

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[Music]

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that's a pretty [ __ ] question

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everybody listens to music

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how about I put some on then only if

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it's Linkin Park or green day

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i got you some Linkin Park right here

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big boy

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[Music]

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well this really tickles my balls now i

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gotta clean this [ __ ] up

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don't go anywhere Sleet

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[Music]

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Sleet Sleet where do you go

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hey Jimmy what do you want hey Sleet can

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i

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ask you something uh sure I guess

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so like is it is it true the rumor going

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around school

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what rumor oh just well

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you know

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Jimmy I very clearly don't know what

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you're talking about so just tell me

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so is it true is Dingo really [ __ ]

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you in the ass

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[Applause]

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what the hell have you been telling

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people you knocked down my Yu-Gi-Oh cards

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answer me right now have you been

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telling people you [ __ ] me

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would that be a problem [ __ ] get out of

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your seat you coward we're going to

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fight

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God this is just horrible I haven't been

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this mad since you knocked over my milk

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at lunch

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sorry don't worry about it I don't

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understand

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why would you want to fight me aren't i

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your best friend

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what like hell I'm your best friend I'm

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not even your friend

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i barely know you you know what saying

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stuff like that to me

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i don't think I want to be your friend

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anymore did you did you not listen to a

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word I said

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i literally just said we were never

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friends shut up [ __ ]

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I'm not your friend anymore don't talk

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to me

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stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] I wasted 165 bucks

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on that bottle of wine

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and you didn't even drink it [ __ ]

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look speed and Dingo are fighting

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you really hit me good job Sleet you

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really showed him who's boss

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yeah that was awesome seeing him run

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away like a crybaby

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you're the man

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Dingo

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you guys again what have I ever done to

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you let me go please

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shut that hole under your [ __ ] nose

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we're just getting started here

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[Laughter]

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get away from him

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i said get away from my [ __ ] [ __ ]

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[Applause]

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stay back I I'm not afraid of you that's

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fine

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I'm not the one you should be afraid of

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huh

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[Music]

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please have mercy on me silly little boy

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to give mercy is to be weak and I am not

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weak

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no

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[Music]

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just so you know I would have been just

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fine even if you hadn't shown up

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[Music]

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what are you watching same thing I watch

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every Friday

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Dingo showdown with Bobby flay on the

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food network

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i made you a grilled cheese

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[Music]

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this just in the judge has officially

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stated that the three-year-old baby

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who shot up a school last week may have

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actually been justified

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in the attack it looks like Bartleby

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Montclair of Dresden not receive

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any jail time

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much to the despair of the dead

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children's parents

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our reporter franklin is live just

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outside the courthouse

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Mr Bartleby is it true did you really

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shoot up the school and kill your fellow

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students

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you're damn right I did and I do it

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again don't you have any remorse for

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what you did

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you took those children's lives I don't

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know you tell me [ __ ] get these cameras

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out of my

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holy [ __ ]

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good evening citizens of planet Mobius

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it is i

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your proud and chubby little boy your

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ruler the evil doctor Robotnik

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yes kneel before my glory and sexiness

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this [ __ ] sucks ever since this robot

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Nick guy has become the ruler of Mobius

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he's been hiJacking the airwaves every

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30 minutes

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we can't watch anything today my [ __ ]

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i am here to make a special announcement

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and [ __ ]

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i have thought long and hard about this

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due to how great and powerful I have

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recently become it has come to my

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attention

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that I will need protection that is to

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say I am looking for personal bodyguards

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did he just say bodyguards don't even

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think about it Dingo

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or bounty hunters not bodyguards to be a

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bodyguard is basically to be somebody's

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[ __ ]

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although I bet it would pay pretty good

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what the hell is taking you so long for

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this stupid picture up already

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it can't be that difficult but sir isn't

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the picture kind of gay nonsense it's a

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cool picture

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just for saying that I'm going to robot

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oh size you

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uh this is why I only work with robots

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as you can see this fine specimen of a

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man would be my ideal bodyguard

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those muscles and beautiful hair and i

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want two buddy guards

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not just one two so that they can each

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slap one of my butt cheeks I mean stand

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on either side of me

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if I were to ever be in danger

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nothing would please me more than

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standing between two muscular men

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with their massive [ __ ] hairy balls

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in my face

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men who will fight and die for me let me

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repeat that

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one more time so I can make sure

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everybody understands the job listing

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nothing would please me more than

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standing between two muscular men

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with their massive [ __ ] hairy balls

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in my face

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i will now repeat what I just said for

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the third and final time

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nothing would please me more than

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standing between two muscular men

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with their massive [ __ ] hairy balls

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in my face

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is this really about bodyguards this

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sounds more like a job listing for a gay

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porno

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Dingo I think we've got a new job

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[Music]

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right

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[Music]

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messages I can't ignore it

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[Music]

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can't leave the house