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[ __ ]

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if it is not too much to ask may i

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honorably request a precious moment of

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your time please

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of course is everything okay no

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nothing is okay when you invited me down

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here to the seasonal hiking expedition

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i had thought that you only did so so

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that we could laugh at all the poor

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people

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who find joy in walking through the

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dirty wilderness and stepping over dried

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poop

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it simply did not cross my mind that we

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were going to take part in such events

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oh I'm sorry I suppose I should have

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made it more clear

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do you want to do something else today

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no if this is what you want to do it's

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good for me too

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besides my butler dropped me off and

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won't be back to pick me up until 4.

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for this Manic I don't want to go on

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some stupid hiking retreat

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i wanna go to the mall and get some

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avocado toast

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my mom spent eight dollars in gas to

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drive us down here you are gonna respect

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that and do as I say like hell when you

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said you take me on a date I thought you

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meant a real one

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call me next weekend when you start

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behaving like a real man

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you wanna see a real man I will show you

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a real man

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my Uncle Chuck said girls don't get to

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say no to boys

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so we're going hiking whether you like

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it or not so get up

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i said get up dad

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can you take me home what for I think

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this is a lovely place for a date

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here in the arms of sweet mother nature

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where beasts like us may run wild

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yeah right anyone who likes hiking

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retreats are total losers

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like Sonic

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no one wants to hear what you have to

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say [ __ ] you're dressed like the banana

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guy from curious George

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hey now I don't appreciate the way

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you're talking to my daughter yeah

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well I don't appreciate the way you're

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wearing pants so short

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that I have to see your balls slap

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against your hairy ass cheeks every time

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you take a step

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don't touch my goggles

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i wouldn't touch those berries if I were

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you

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you might accidentally pick something

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poisonous if you're not

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careful what's that

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my mom bought it for me at the last

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school book fair

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jealous much

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huh that's weird the forecast didn't say

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it was going to rain today

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oh well even if it does I doubt it would

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end up really pouring

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come on let's get ready for the hike

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is there anything you want for the trail

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before we set up

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oh baby Charles

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if you want the honey roasted peanuts

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again you can

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i got enough no way if the oblast emul

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iria did not stay stinking but I thought

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you like honey roasted nuts

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that's why I always pick them up on my

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way back from work

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domingo in private if the obvious

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emerald

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area did not stain you thinking right

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only hyper

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nodes in terms did a millennial

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or zuma tell you that you need to stop

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picking fights with baby

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but it's true so my honey from you to

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recommend

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meso okay well I'm not gay

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so i'll just buy whatever

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God I hate my life

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[ __ ] did it have your money again

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ah yeah I have eyes I can see it [ __ ]

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stop it Aleena you can't who's really

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clicking like that's where I take kiss

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hey there a lot of people have been

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having trouble with that vending machine

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all morning maybe my son here can help

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get you out what you need

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if it got stuck he just got his green

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belt in karate and he's been super

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excited to show it off

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would you mind letting him give it a few

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whacks that's perfectly fine

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what

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don't touch my son

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peanuts

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help is not for the weak either he will

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lift the vending machine off himself or

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he will die

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what's the matter with you it's only

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night

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why are you so

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don't

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is everyone's bags secured we'll be

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parting off in about three minutes

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so now is the time for some last minute

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adjustments

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hey I’ve been following you around all

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day because you have a fat ass

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i just wanted to say that I like your

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coat

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it's cute that you and your boyfriend

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are matching

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why thank you for noticing you're

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welcome

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yeah where did you get that Jacket i

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know you didn't use my credit card

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what happened to the one I brought for

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you I threw it away mom

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Bartleby doesn't want his pudgy boy

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walking around and hand me downs

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and if you want to know how I got this

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expensive piece of ass

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ask my sugar daddy all righty explorers

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prep time's over gather round before we

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enter the trail

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i must inform you of the rules first off

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no touching what is it on the path also

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we don't fly solo around these parts

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locate a buddy and stick with them that

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way nobody will get lost

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if you don't have one I will fill that

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role preferably for those that have the

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male gender and under the age of 10.

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are there any precious lonely little

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boys who doesn't have a body

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oh gee what's the matter are you all

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alone

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wherever are your parents they dropped

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me off

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they never told me that there was a

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buddy system

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oh [ __ ] looks like I forgot to tell them

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when they bought you a ticket

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don't worry i'll take good care of you

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i'll show you such a good time that when

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your parents come back you'll want to

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stay with me instead

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whoa thanks sir

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now if you would all look to your right

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you will find many blueberries growing

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on these bushes

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we came at just the right time of the

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year where the berries are perfectly

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moist and thick

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and juicy of course I know of somebody

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here is also already acquainted with two

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other round

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blue objects isn't that right Bartleby

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haha

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look everybody look at Bartleby's

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boyfriend Sonic is blushing

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that's because the two round blue

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objects I was referring to were is fat

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butt cheeks

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actually those aren't blueberries

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growing on the bushes those are

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raspberries

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you can't tell because raspberries are

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red I'm sorry you baloney colored [ __ ]

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did I ask for your opinion I know the

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difference between a blueberry and a

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raspberry I haven't been a tour guide

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for six years of my life for nothing

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how have you been a tour guide for six

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years if you don't know what a blueberry

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is

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Bartleby look a yellow tulip it's the

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same color as your hair

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wonderful how about you go pick it for

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us my [ __ ]

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hey stop that picking flowers on the

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trail is strictly prohibited

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hey don't Bell at my bitch he's only

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having fun

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bart let me look I got you this flower

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do you like it

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[ __ ] do me a [ __ ] favor and look

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down would you

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tell me what you see with your fat

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eyeballs

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i see your massive hairy balls no my

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i mean below my balls what else do you

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see

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oh no oh my God Bartleby I'm so sorry

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your expensive shoes

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if you were really sorry you wouldn't

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have done it

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what are you waiting for do the job that

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i keep you around for

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and lick the dirt off my shoe

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of yours fat boy

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I'm getting hungry did the brochure for

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this hiking trip mention anything about

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lunch

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do you want some of my trail mix yeah

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i say already

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did I just hear you correctly old man

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are you seriously offering me a bag of

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nuts for lunch

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I'm a man man don't suck on salty nuts

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that's [ __ ] gay

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are you [ __ ] gay [ __ ] the little red

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boy with sausages growing out of the

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side of his head is

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right Charles men do not eat nuts we

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wear them proudly between our legs as a

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trophy of our manhood

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nor do they eat trail mix trail mixes

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for little babies and Karens

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honestly the fact that you have been

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eating trail mix makes me want to punch

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you in the face

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man our hunters gather roars we find our

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own food

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and live off the land look at these

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berries do you know why they're around

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earth made them round to look like my

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ball sack to show that

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man will always be superior to women

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hey a tour guide guy are they supposed

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to be eating berries off the bushes

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what absolutely not those bastards are

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they still causing trouble

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delicious perfect nature's candy a woman

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could never appreciate its flavor

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the way this berry just explodes when

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you bite into it

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it's as if another man's balls just

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busted in your mouth coating it with his

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[ __ ] pee

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oh my God daddy are you okay

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I'm okay baby girl daddy just took a

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really manly [ __ ]

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i think a little bit of blood came out

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hey Sonic can I see the travel guide i

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think it's in your backpack

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yeah one sec let me just find it real

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quick here it is Knux

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Sonic this isn't the travel guy this is

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Yu-Gi-Oh dao jinshi

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my bad I’ve got the travel guide right

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here

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there it is wild berries of the west

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written by betty derek and margaret

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fuller

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it looks like Mindy's dad just ate some

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mistletoe which is extremely poisonous

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everybody start packing or sit we're

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moving up the trail

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wait a minute we can't leave those

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others behind we have to tell them we're

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leaving listen here you little ginger

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boy those three tarts have gotten on my

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last nerves

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drop your pants and get on your knees

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no stop it stay away from me somebody

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anybody

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don't just stand there help me

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now come on we're going I said we're

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going

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come on I said come on do you want

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another spanky

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[Music]

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no we can't chase them I won't let you

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leave them behind

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wait a Mobius minute where did the rest

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of the tour group go

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you don't think they're already

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available domingo

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[ __ ] we had better catch up to them we

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don't want to be stuck out here in the

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forest

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i hear rapists gather around here during

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nightfall

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it's all your fault we are lost out here

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how is it my fault if anything it's your

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fault not keeping your eyes open for

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landmark like you were supposed to

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that's enough boys we can make it

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through this just

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imagine we're in a forest biome from

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minecraft we just need to find square

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watermelons

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all of this bickering is getting us

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nowhere i'll take charge

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wait right here we'll climb up to the

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treetops and see if I can find

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civilization

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[Music]

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Bartleby watch out

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it's a good thing I was the one who

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climbed up there had it been any of you

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i doubt you would have survived that

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fall

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okay sorry let us make haste for that

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cave over there it will provide a

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shelter from the rain

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mom I don't want to go in that cave what

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if we run into a dangerous animal

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like a grizzly bear or Jeffrey Epstein

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I'm afraid that's just risk we're all

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going to have to take

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seems to be clear everyone get inside

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and get commie

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this is where we're staying for the

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wow check it out are these gemstone so

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pretty

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I’ve never seen anything like it and to

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think

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we wouldn't have been able to see it if

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we stayed on the tour

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and followed the path hey bro

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i got an idea why don't you go find a

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nice big one for bartel b

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yeah why not he likes diamonds and [ __ ]

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maybe he'll even spank your big round

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[Music]

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butt

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that's perfect i'll find one while he's

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preoccupied

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you look for one here I'm going to see

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if I can find better ones deeper in the

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cave

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hey

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hey Sonic are you hungry I got a whole

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plate of chili dogs for you in the back

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part of the cave

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if you want some why don't you move over

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here away from your friends

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and we can eat some together I know

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you're hungry

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um no thanks my mom told me not to talk

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to strangers

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i gotta go wow your mom sounds like a

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dumb ass

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are you sure I’ve got a whole lot of

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fortnites back here

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i know you kids love that

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[Music]

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come here you big [ __ ] Sonic

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run away Bartleby

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bartelby what is it my [ __ ] what is

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frightened you sir

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tell daddy there's some scary man in the

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cave I think he's trying to lure kids

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over with candy and games

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you mean Jeffrey Epstein is here

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they are not jeffery fixed in get out

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here and stop scaring my [ __ ]

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what the hell kind of tour guide are you

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you said it wasn't supposed to rain

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during our hike

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shut up all of you just shut up i

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already said I'm sorry

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i can't exactly hold on to this kid so

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he doesn't run away

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and keep my mind on my job at the same

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time so if you need to blame any men

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blame the kid here sony

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money where are you wait you don't see

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me familiar anyway

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what's going on here

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[ __ ] it looks like one of my little

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[ __ ] managed to find their way back

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to me

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oh well not like it matters I flipped

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the sign a little while back down the

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trail

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they were being so disrespectful to me

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and my dog that I just had to get rid of

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them

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if any luck they're all probably lost

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right now

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or dead in a ditch somewhere I saw which

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way your family went sir

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please help me how many times do I have

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to tell you to shut your [ __ ] mouth

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you [ __ ] but i'll kill you no stop it

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let me go I'm tired of being here a

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[ __ ]

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oh

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stupid little kid I thought we had

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something special

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what do you really hate being spanked by

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daddy that much

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i don't remember ever saying i'd hated

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it you nerdy little fan it

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[ __ ] you naughty little [ __ ]

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hurry old man I saw your family go that

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way

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there I think I see them over there in

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mccain

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ah you guys is that Uncle Chuck gets

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your ass right

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you are so worried about yo don't worry

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about

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us Uncle Chuck we had Bartleby here with

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us in case anything bad happened

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everybody look it stopped raining and

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the sun is coming out

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awesome then we can finally go home and

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i can massage

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Bartleby's feet but we still have a

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problem

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it's not raining anymore but we are

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still lost without the trail

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don't worry my friends because I have

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left a way for us

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to find art all the way back to the

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trail

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you see just before we started our hike

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i ate a spicy bean and cheese burrito

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and it gave me explosive diarrhea stinky

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pulpy has been flipping out of my back

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ever since we started walking through

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the forest all we have to do is follow

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the strong and rancid stench

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and we'll be back home in no time

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I’ve been loving everything

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just drinking in your sunlight

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in my eyes