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so who's ready to play somewhat come on

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up anybody Manic is this what you called

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shut up fool I won't let that happen

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us all out to the mall for

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to play some stupid arcade machines

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Knuckles is right Manic

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we don't have time for this we promised

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uncle cha

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that we would stop by the panda express

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food court and pick him up some spring

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rolls

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and fortune cookies if we don't get

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those spring rolls to Uncle Chuck before

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lunch

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he's going to beat our asses with a belt

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like last time

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[Music]

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you guys don't understand look over

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there at the ticket counter

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they're giving away a real Playstation

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5. I thought mom already bought you and

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Sonica Playstation last week at that

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garage sale

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no Sonia my pink sister she bought us a

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Nintendo switch nobody likes that [ __ ]

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but aren't those the same thing they

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both play video games like Overwatch

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don't they Sonia you're a stupid pink

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[ __ ]

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did I hear you retards correctly did you

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actually just say you're here to win our

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limited edition Playstation

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5. that's the funniest thing I’ve ever

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heard it's even funnier than that time

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that I forced my four-year-old brother

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to eat my stinky poopy

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off of a piece of white bread yet we did

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what's it to you're out of luck the

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Playstation 5 is the hottest gaming

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system of the generation

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literally everybody who came into the

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arcade today is

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trying to win that fine piece of ass not

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like anybody is going to get it

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this one is the last one we've got

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you're better off trying to win one of

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those Xbox ones

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we're practically giving them away at

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only three tickets

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no way everybody knows Xbox [ __ ]

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sucks big hairy balls

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Manic did you even check to see how many

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tickets it will cost to buy that thing

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it's worth six hundred thousand tickets

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ain't nobody got time for that

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we'd be here all week yeah the only one

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in a friend group who's good enough to

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win six

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000 tickets in a day would be butler b

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and he doesn't seem like the type of

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person who would even step foot in an

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arcade

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I'm sorry [ __ ] did you just say you're a

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part of our friend group

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nobody here even likes you [ __ ] you go

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stick a pole up your ass

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better yet go back to your own country

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you little Jamaican [ __ ]

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I'm not from Jamaica [ __ ] I'm from

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Mobius and so are you

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so this isn't your country either [ __ ]

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is it really so hard for you to

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get along you two are always fighting

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like this

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Sonia you know I hate [ __ ] because of

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my traumatic childhood

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where my dad was constantly cheating on

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my mommy by bringing [ __ ] home every

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single night

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yes Sonia and you know how I have trust

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issues with people who act like they

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don't want to [ __ ] me in my butt cheeks

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hey now that I think about it where did

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Bartleby and Sonic run off to weren't

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they just with us

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you know how they are they probably

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already went back out to the car to have

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sex

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Bartleby is probably 10 inches deep in

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your brother's ass right now

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so this is where you all ran off to

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bitch over here I found your ugly

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brother and sister

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bro there you are where were you guys

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my [ __ ] and I are over at hot topic

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bro you are not gonna believe this this

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arcade is giving out a Playstation 5 for

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600 000 tickets

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wow only six hundred thousand tickets

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that's not too bad

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that means we each only need to win

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about a thousand tickets

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how the [ __ ] did you come up with a

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number like that there's only six of us

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that's even better than we each only

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need to win about 500 tickets

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bitch be honest with me do not know how

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to count

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Manic baby my green little broccoli boy

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you know I suck at playing video games

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even more

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the nicer strangers boys on the street

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and that's a lot

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how do you expect me to win any tickets

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don't worry Mindy I already thought of

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that

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just go out there and try your best I'm

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a pro gamer

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so i'll get enough tickets to make up

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for the both of us

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okay I guess I will just try ramming my

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massive milk jugs into one of the

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machines

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i bet that will make one or two tickets

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fall out

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let's give it a shot then everyone i

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guess there's no harm in trying

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and it could be fun

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[Music]

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hey little bro I think we've got a group

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of [ __ ] here trying to cheat the

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system

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there's about six of them I think

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they're teaming up to try and win the

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Playstation 5.

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what but that place takes you five he

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wants to be

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big brothers dude I could pack it you

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will get it

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my sweet baby bro don't worry the boss

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told me that if nobody wins it by the

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end of the day

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i can take it home to you but I'm going

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to need your help

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when you get the time come straight over

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here to the arcade

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and bring my japanese katana sword too

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I'm going to need it if I want to kill

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bart'll be my claire of Dresden

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okay

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[Music]

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oh what was that sound are you

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are you on the toilet why talking to

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your big brother on the phone

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what a naughty boy are you taking a

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stinky poopy

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hey do one more thing for me don't worry

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about wiping your ass before coming near

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do you think you could do that for me i

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do so much for my baby

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bro that I think I deserve at least this

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much

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all right

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excuse me are you ever going to give

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somebody else a turn on that game

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you've been playing it for 10 minutes

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well you shut that hole under your nose

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I'm trying to play here [ __ ] or do you

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want me to crash your head like a

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meatball

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[Music]

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hold on don't I don't I know you from

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somewhere

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it [ __ ] sucked we want our money get

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it back

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thank you so much get those tootsie

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rolls out of my Goddamn

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face nobody wants that [ __ ] shut up

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you leave my family alone get out of my

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way you stupid pink [ __ ]

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shut up you're only taking your anger

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out on us because of the fact that you

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have cancer

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oh I am sorry just give me my stupid

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candy so I can go

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yeah I remember you you came to my

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family's haunted house one halloween

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and punched my mom I thought you said

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you had cancer

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shouldn't you be dead or some [ __ ] i

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never said I had cancer

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you're the one who assumed I did but

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when I tried making fun of you

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saying you had cancer you look so sad

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that's only because my dad makes me wear

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this stupid tooth fairy costume

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on the days he gets off of work early so

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he can force me to suck his huge [ __ ]

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balls that's why I was sad on halloween

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it's daddy's fantasy or some [ __ ] but

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you're also wearing the costume right

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now

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Jackpot Jackpot well would you look at

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that

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it seems I won the Jackpot that

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Playstation 5 is as good as mine if i

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keep this up

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you're trying to win the Playstation 5

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[Music]

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too

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hey the machine says the Jackpot is only

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100 tickets

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you're getting way more than that did

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you

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did you hack the machine or something

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so what if I did get out of my [ __ ]

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face

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there you are my sweet baby sister I was

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looking all over for your butt

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cheeks it looks like you got a Jackpot

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sweet

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at this rate you just might be the one

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to take home the limited edition

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Playstation 5 gaming system

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yeah I'm so good at these games big bro

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that I already have 300 000 tickets

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i keep getting Jackpot after Jackpot

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Sonic Manic you're not going to believe

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this I think this whole thing is rigged

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what in Heavens are you talking about

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our pink sister what is rigged

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why have you come before us your twin

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brothers

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you remember that guy by the prize

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counter I just ran into his

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little sister I think they hacked the

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machines

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so that she can win the Playstation 5

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before anybody else

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this is troubling news indeed sister we

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will all have to work at a faster pace

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than

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if we want to obtain the Playstation 5.

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quickly Sonia go find Knuckles and Mindy

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and tell them of this grave knowledge

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you have uncovered

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[ __ ] damn it 10 minutes and I only got

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three tickets

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this damn game is rigged rigged I say

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and now I'm all out of gamer fuel

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i need to have Sleet or Dingo run down

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to Kmart to buy me some more

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[ __ ] God damn it there's no way I'm

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going to win the limited edition

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Playstation 5 at this rate

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i am Doctor Robotnik the once ruler of

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Mobius I'm supposed to be better than

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this

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Dingo what are you doing we're supposed

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to be getting tickets

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uh nothing Dingo have you been playing

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the claw machine again

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even after I specifically told you not

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to that thing is a waste of money you

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can't even win any tickets

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if Robotnik doesn't get his 600 000

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tickets to buy his Playstation 5 by the

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end of the day

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he's going to throw us into the

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roboticizer do you really want that

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[ __ ] here he comes act natural listen up

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boys

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daddy ran out of his gamer fuel here's

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10 bucks

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i need you to run down to the store and

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buy me some more do you want me to get

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you the sugar free kind if they have it

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quit playing games do I look like

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somebody who wants sugar free

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what what is it what are you looking at

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huh it can't be it's Sonic the Hedgehog

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and his gay lover as

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if my day couldn't get any worse why do

284
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these two have to show up everywhere i

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go

286
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it looks like their friends are here too

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your roundness

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do you think they're all working

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together to try and win the Playstation

290
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shut up fool I won't let that happen

291
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that Playstation 5 belongs to the

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legendary Doctor Robotnik

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bro are you okay what the hell it's dr

294
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Robotnik what are you doing here

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bro stop it come back here

296
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you you [ __ ] [ __ ] don't think I'm

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done yet I take more damage than this

298
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whenever Bartleby rams it into my

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ass what's your problem Robotnik we

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haven't done anything to you

301
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we're just here to win a Playstation

302
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that's exactly my problem green bean

303
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that Playstation 5 belongs to me

304
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is that so you want the Playstation 5 so

305
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bad that you're willing to hurt my

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personal bitch right in front of me

307
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how brave of you fat man no not brave

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foolish for it has cost you your life

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alfred

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have one of my boys fetch me my golden

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blade

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the legendary sword of Dresden I have

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somebody here who needs to be slain

314
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understood master Bartleby the sword of

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Dresden will be there in 10 seconds flat

316
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you heard him boys get to work quickly

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stand back

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[Music]

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get out of my way where are you

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[Music]

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your sword master Bartleby this world

322
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has suffered under your tyranny for long

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enough Doctor Robotnik

324
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it is time to be rid of you and your

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evil ways I will erase you from this

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world

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faster than my bitch a raise is a plate

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of chicken nuggets

329
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no Bartleby it's okay for now you don't

330
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have to kill him

331
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but [ __ ] this fat guy causes you so

332
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much pain

333
00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:39,590
every day of your life yes Bartleby but

334
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,550
he is my rival

335
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,470
when the day comes for him to die I want

336
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it to be by my hand

337
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okay then take the sword of raised in

338
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and striking down and cold-blooded

339
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i won't do that now either maybe I will

340
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,189
tomorrow or the day

341
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:56,230
after that but for my family my friends

342
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,910
getting the Playstation 5 is more

343
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,870
important right now whatever [ __ ]

344
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,790
for every second we waste right here

345
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,710
that girl in the tooth fairy costume is

346
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,990
getting more tickets

347
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,550
and hacking more machines she must be

348
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,470
getting close to 600 000

349
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,110
we don't have much time left Sonic what

350
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,389
do you mean

351
00:14:14,399 --> 00:14:17,030
what girl my sister Sonia said she

352
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,310
caught a little girl hacking the

353
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,990
machines to win as many tickets as

354
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,030
possible

355
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,870
and the girl is also related to the guy

356
00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,710
who owns this arcade so there's nothing

357
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,069
there to stop her

358
00:14:26,079 --> 00:14:28,550
but that's that's so evil why would

359
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,069
anyone do such a thing

360
00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:32,230
so then it doesn't matter how many

361
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,189
tickets we get

362
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or you guys get the one who will win the

363
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,030
Playstation 5

364
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,430
will be that tooth fairy [ __ ] after all

365
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:42,150
it's impossible to win 600 000 tickets

366
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,509
here in a single day

367
00:14:43,519 --> 00:14:46,069
without cheating we all lost before we

368
00:14:46,079 --> 00:14:49,509
even began

369
00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:52,150
Dingo why are you crying Robotnik and i

370
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:56,550
were the ones winning all the tickets

371
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,590
keep the hand above the waist boss

372
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Bartleby sir if I may speak out of line

373
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yes

374
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go ahead by yourselves you may not have

375
00:15:06,399 --> 00:15:08,230
enough tickets to win the prize

376
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that you desire but Doctor Robotnik and

377
00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:13,269
Bartleby's [ __ ] if the two of you put

378
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,269
your differences aside for just one day

379
00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:16,069
then maybe

380
00:15:16,079 --> 00:15:18,710
just maybe you can win that little tooth

381
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,389
fairy [ __ ] may be obtaining tickets

382
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:21,910
faster than everybody

383
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,910
but she is also alone if you all put

384
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,509
your tickets together then I believe you

385
00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:26,069
can still

386
00:15:26,079 --> 00:15:29,030
win this perhaps he does have a point i

387
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,509
may be evil but I hate losing even more

388
00:15:31,519 --> 00:15:33,110
and I am not going to lose to some

389
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,670
little girl yet and I may hate you dr

390
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,910
Robotnik but I love Playstation even

391
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:38,389
more

392
00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:40,389
i will get my hands on that Playstation

393
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,710
5 even if it kills me

394
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,870
make no mistake I am still walking out

395
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,590
with the Playstation 5 when this is over

396
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,990
we'll cross that road when we get to it

397
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,230
first let's focus on the here and now

398
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:55,590
okay boys

399
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:59,749
Jackpot Jackpot Jackpot

400
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:05,910
Jackpot Jackpot

401
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,949
I'm just too good and with this win I'm

402
00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:10,870
up to 598

403
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:15,829
000 tickets I just need 2 000 more

404
00:16:15,839 --> 00:16:17,829
you're teaming up with Doctor Robotnik

405
00:16:17,839 --> 00:16:19,670
couldn't you have I don't know

406
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,990
talked it over with me first Sonia

407
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:22,949
you're a girl

408
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:25,430
nobody cares what girls think girls are

409
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,030
good for one thing and that is making

410
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,110
ham and cheese sandwiches

411
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,350
that's right sis besides it's the only

412
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,910
way to beat that tooth fairy [ __ ]

413
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:37,269
i guess you're right I'm not standing to

414
00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:37,910
your right

415
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,389
I'm standing to the left of you [ __ ] no

416
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:43,110
i mean I agree with what you're saying

417
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,509
oh good sorry I got confused for a

418
00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:47,670
second

419
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,310
hurry up will ya some of us have places

420
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,430
to be

421
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,749
dad and some of us have got to get home

422
00:16:53,759 --> 00:16:54,710
before six

423
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,749
so we can be [ __ ] in the ass are you

424
00:16:57,759 --> 00:16:59,269
ever going to be done counting your

425
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,470
tickets fatty

426
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,389
there are other kids in line who want to

427
00:17:02,399 --> 00:17:04,230
cash their [ __ ] in for prizes

428
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,510
like toys and gumballs just just give me

429
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,710
10 more seconds

430
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,390
my friends will be here any second with

431
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:16,470
the rest of my tickets

432
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,710
damn it I’ve been playing games all day

433
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,549
and I only have 11 tickets

434
00:17:20,559 --> 00:17:22,230
and I know Sleet and Dingo have even

435
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,150
less because they're not pro gamers like

436
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:24,789
me

437
00:17:24,799 --> 00:17:26,870
i can only hope Sonic and his friends

438
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,950
have enough to make up for the 600 000

439
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,270
we need

440
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,430
loading face the Hedgehogs will be here

441
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,830
any second Robotnik sent me over here to

442
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,110
collect the tickets you got

443
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:43,110
so hand them over

444
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,430
Dingo where the [ __ ] did you get this

445
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,549
it's a bracelet

446
00:17:46,559 --> 00:17:48,549
i got it from the prize counter a little

447
00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:51,750
while ago it only cost three tickets

448
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,789
why I don't want this it's all pink and

449
00:17:54,799 --> 00:17:55,590
girly

450
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,430
just hurry up and give me your tickets

451
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,590
or robot Nick is going to be mad he's

452
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,070
already

453
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,830
waiting for us but I already told you

454
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,990
i spent them all on that bracelet are

455
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,110
you kidding me

456
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,789
Dingo we've been in this arcade since

457
00:18:08,799 --> 00:18:10,549
two in the morning and all this time you

458
00:18:10,559 --> 00:18:12,150
only got three tickets

459
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,430
Sleet I'm so sorry don't talk to me I'm

460
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,549
mad at you

461
00:18:16,559 --> 00:18:18,549
at least it's going to be you who robot

462
00:18:18,559 --> 00:18:19,830
Nick screams at this time

463
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:23,110
i had nothing to do with this huh

464
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,590
Sleet where are my [ __ ] tickets I was

465
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,350
standing at the price counter for 10

466
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,870
minutes waiting for you

467
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,870
everybody was laughing at me because i

468
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,310
only had 11 tickets

469
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:37,350
the humiliation I felt was immeasurable

470
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,110
what are you doing with that bracelet

471
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,430
it's all pink and girly you some kind of

472
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,270
[ __ ]

473
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,590
i saw Sleet spending all of his tickets

474
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,789
to buy that [ __ ]

475
00:18:46,799 --> 00:18:49,029
i tried to stop him your roundness but

476
00:18:49,039 --> 00:18:50,710
he overpowered me

477
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,470
all those tickets you see in his back

478
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,830
pocket are mine and he stole them from

479
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,150
me

480
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,590
what the hell are you saying these are

481
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,669
my tickets are you [ __ ] kidding me

482
00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:01,990
Sleet you had one [ __ ] job

483
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,230
doctor robot nikki's lying to you Dingo

484
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,070
is the one who gave me this stupid ass

485
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,190
bracelet

486
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:12,150
that bracelet is not stupid

487
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,710
look at how many tickets that girl's got

488
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,549
do you think she has enough to buy the

489
00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:17,830
Playstation 5

490
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,830
you'd bet your stinky [ __ ] ass she

491
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,350
does she's been getting

492
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,750
Jackpots all day long like it's nobody's

493
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:24,710
business

494
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,830
look at all those tickets good job sis

495
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,549
i mean little girl what do you say we

496
00:19:30,559 --> 00:19:31,590
get to counting

497
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,990
if you've got 600 000 tickets the

498
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,110
Playstation 5

499
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:38,630
is all hers

500
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,390
would you mind counting mine too while

501
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:46,500
you're at it

502
00:19:46,510 --> 00:19:50,070
[Music]

503
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,950
you don't scare me fat boy that ticket

504
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,390
pile isn't even the big

505
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,789
I’ve taken bigger things up my ass

506
00:19:56,799 --> 00:19:58,710
there's no way you managed to collect

507
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:02,390
600 000 tickets when you're alone

508
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,830
then I guess it's a good thing he isn't

509
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,549
alone

510
00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:08,630
it it doesn't matter if you guys put

511
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,230
your tickets together

512
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,390
you still don't have as many tickets as

513
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,510
i do

514
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,510
what are you just standing around for

515
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,190
big brother I mean

516
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,830
prize counter guy quickly go get the

517
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:42,710
ticket counter and count my tickets

518
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,909
look the [ __ ] is one ticket short well

519
00:20:45,919 --> 00:20:47,430
isn't that a damn shame

520
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,029
i wonder what happened to you all are

521
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,830
stick

522
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:56,630
[Music]

523
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,190
go on bitch give the kind manual tickets

524
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,950
so you can take home your limited

525
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,070
edition Playstation

526
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,710
5 and play video games exclusive to

527
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,590
Playstation

528
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:14,830
like horizon zero dawn and the nike

529
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:26,630
franchise

530
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:30,789
no no this isn't fair enlighten us then

531
00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:33,830
why you don't think this is fair because

532
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,310
these two [ __ ] are gay you could give

533
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,270
the Playstation away to a couple of

534
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,590
homosexuals

535
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,310
the Bible strictly states that

536
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,190
homosexuality is forbidden

537
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,830
and goes against the ways of God I'm

538
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,270
afraid the girl is right

539
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,029
here at this arcane we uphold and

540
00:21:49,039 --> 00:21:51,190
support Christian values

541
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:55,280
that includes not giving service to

542
00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:56,830
[Applause]

543
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,230
homosexuals

544
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,789
why are you booing him he's right you're

545
00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:02,950
only booing my brother because he told

546
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,149
you the truth

547
00:22:04,159 --> 00:22:07,350
[ __ ] you [ __ ] you know what just

548
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,350
because you're all making me bad

549
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,990
I'm going one step further not only are

550
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,149
homosexuals not allowed in my arcade

551
00:22:14,159 --> 00:22:14,870
anymore

552
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,950
but I want all women and black people

553
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,870
out too if you are not as white as the

554
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,110
toilet paper I use to wipe the [ __ ] off

555
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:21,830
my ass

556
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:27,350
get out of my hand get out

557
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,070
excuse me quiet down everyone I just

558
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,950
want to say one thing

559
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,110
the Bible was not written by God but by

560
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,390
the hand of man

561
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,310
so regardless of what the Bible may say

562
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,470
about me and my bitch's lifestyle

563
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,310
the real God up in Heaven loves

564
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,909
everybody he doesn't care

565
00:22:43,919 --> 00:22:45,830
whether you're gay or straight for we

566
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,350
are all his children

567
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,950
and if by some miracle God doesn't

568
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,470
approve of someone like me

569
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,029
or my [ __ ] [ __ ] well then he is

570
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,070
certainly not a God

571
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:58,100
worth worshiping

572
00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:00,400
[Applause]

573
00:23:00,410 --> 00:23:02,070
[Music]

574
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:08,430
stop stop cheering for him stop it

575
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:19,510
[Applause]

576
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,590
oh my God there's some naked boy over

577
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,750
there swinging around a big sword

578
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,669
Bartleby what's going on I am so

579
00:23:25,679 --> 00:23:27,909
frightened

580
00:23:27,919 --> 00:23:29,990
where are you big brother where the [ __ ]

581
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,909
are you

582
00:23:31,919 --> 00:23:34,789
are you scared Sleet quick get behind me

583
00:23:34,799 --> 00:23:36,070
where you'll be safe

584
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:41,750
Dingo get off of me

585
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:45,909
Dingo can we not do this right now

586
00:23:45,919 --> 00:23:49,269
um I'm scared to Dingo lil bro

587
00:23:49,279 --> 00:23:52,070
I'm over here throw the fort this way

588
00:23:52,080 --> 00:24:08,010
try not to hit me in my big balls

589
00:24:08,020 --> 00:24:10,630
[Applause]

590
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:18,230
you have been defeated little boy

591
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,789
i may die here but my little brother is

592
00:24:20,799 --> 00:24:23,110
going to get that Playstation 5 even if

593
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,470
it cost me my life

594
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,350
go little bro grab the Playstation 5 and

595
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,789
run all the way home

596
00:24:28,799 --> 00:24:36,680
don't let Bartleby catch your ass

597
00:24:36,690 --> 00:24:37,990
[Music]

598
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:48,110
oh no bart what he missed no he didn't

599
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:53,909
[Applause]

600
00:24:53,919 --> 00:24:56,549
go on then just just take it the

601
00:24:56,559 --> 00:24:57,510
Playstation

602
00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:05,350
5 belongs to you now

603
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,510
here you go [ __ ] I think this belongs

604
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:14,149
to you

605
00:25:14,159 --> 00:25:16,070
your roundness are you really just going

606
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,990
to let Sonic and Bartleby take it from

607
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,909
you

608
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,470
oh Bartleby thank you I love you I love

609
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,029
you so much

610
00:25:25,039 --> 00:25:26,630
you saw how hard Bartleby worked to

611
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,029
make Sonic happy I'm evil but even i

612
00:25:29,039 --> 00:25:30,710
wouldn't take that happiness away from

613
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:30,870
them

614
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,590
[Music]

615
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,990
um not that I think Bartleby and Sonic

616
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:36,870
are cute couple

617
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:42,700
or anything many years

618
00:25:42,710 --> 00:26:00,140
[Music]

619
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,350
happy birthday Uncle Chuck you wouldn't

620
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,789
believe what we had to go through to get

621
00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:12,549
you this PS5

622
00:26:12,559 --> 00:26:14,630
yeah sorry we're late but look we've got

623
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,990
your Chinese food too

624
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,549
happy birthday Uncle Chuck I see so this

625
00:26:18,559 --> 00:26:20,549
is why Manic was so intent on winning

626
00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:21,750
that Playstation

627
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,920
before the end of the day

628
00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:32,120
[Music]

629
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,050
thank you

630
00:26:40,060 --> 00:26:45,680
[Music]

631
00:27:05,279 --> 00:27:09,380
i have searched

632
00:27:09,390 --> 00:27:11,510
[Music]

633
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:21,510
many years

634
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,870
was none there

635
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,149
that my soul could

636
00:27:28,159 --> 00:27:31,909
depend

637
00:27:31,919 --> 00:27:36,530
my soul cries out

638
00:27:36,540 --> 00:27:38,149
[Music]

639
00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:46,720
for your presence