1
00:00:00,510 --> 00:00:23,670
[Music]

2
00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:24,790
hello everyone

3
00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,550
and thank you all for being here today

4
00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,630
for this momentous occasion

5
00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,790
we have quite the turnout besides my

6
00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,950
friends a whole two people showed up

7
00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,030
for the exhibition and showcase for the

8
00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:38,229
brand new one trillion dollar bill

9
00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,549
honestly expected more people to show up

10
00:00:40,559 --> 00:00:41,590
but it is Tuesday

11
00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,869
so it is what it is within one year's

12
00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:45,350
time

13
00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,270
we won't be forced to use poor people

14
00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,590
money like thousand dollar bill

15
00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,350
no longer will rich people have to be

16
00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,189
chained down by the society

17
00:00:53,199 --> 00:00:56,069
that consists of heavy wallets and coins

18
00:00:56,079 --> 00:00:57,830
of plenty

19
00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,270
if I didn't stick one in your ass

20
00:00:59,270 --> 00:00:59,280
of course that isn't anything that

21
00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,189
bothers poor people but that's not what

22
00:01:01,199 --> 00:01:02,709
this is about

23
00:01:02,719 --> 00:01:05,910
this is about me

24
00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,990
and damn it I'm tired of being forced to

25
00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,149
carry around headache wads of bills all

26
00:01:10,159 --> 00:01:11,670
the time

27
00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,830
why do you do this to me why can't you

28
00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,670
[ __ ] just make trillion dollar bills

29
00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:19,670
so I don't have to

30
00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,070
Josh if you would be kind please turn on

31
00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,670
the projector so I can begin the

32
00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,429
presentation

33
00:01:25,439 --> 00:01:28,390
yes sir it will be done master Montclair

34
00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,149
and might I say that was a glorious

35
00:01:30,159 --> 00:01:30,630
peach

36
00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:36,469
my butt cheeks even clenched up

37
00:01:36,479 --> 00:01:39,510
for scoring 225 years ago the great

38
00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,270
George Washington crossed the Delaware

39
00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,310
river

40
00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:44,389
and in those efforts he made his place

41
00:01:44,399 --> 00:01:46,310
in history and was put on the one dollar

42
00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:47,749
bill

43
00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,670
not much longer after that the late

44
00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,670
great Abraham lincoln came along

45
00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,590
and changed the world for the better he

46
00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,350
too was put on a dollar bill

47
00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,469
number five now I believe it is my turn

48
00:01:58,479 --> 00:02:00,230
to have a dollar bill made in my own

49
00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:03,109
honor being that I am the richest man in

50
00:02:03,119 --> 00:02:03,670
the world

51
00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:06,469
i have more money than all of you and

52
00:02:06,479 --> 00:02:08,550
therefore have the authority to make one

53
00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,270
one that I can use when I can buy [ __ ]

54
00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:11,910
although

55
00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,630
unlike those that came before I'm not

56
00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,790
some pretentious [ __ ] who only cares

57
00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:17,589
about myself

58
00:02:17,599 --> 00:02:20,390
so I have other plans the face that will

59
00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,070
be on the trillion dollar bill will be

60
00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,510
that of my bitch's favorite

61
00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,190
Hollywood actor from pirates of the

62
00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,949
Caribbean and Charlie in the chocolate

63
00:02:26,959 --> 00:02:27,589
factory

64
00:02:27,599 --> 00:02:36,550
Johnny deck

65
00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,390
wow bro I didn't know that you knew

66
00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,670
Johnny depp

67
00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,550
why didn't you introduce us

68
00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,390
unfortunately the real Johnny depp was

69
00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:44,869
busy

70
00:02:44,879 --> 00:02:46,470
and couldn't show up in time for the

71
00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,869
photo shoot but we were able to find a

72
00:02:48,879 --> 00:02:50,309
very good look alike at the local

73
00:02:50,319 --> 00:02:51,509
library

74
00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:53,750
he was in the anime section reading [ __ ]

75
00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,229
done okay hardcore yaoi manga

76
00:02:56,239 --> 00:02:58,149
luckily he was already dressed in a Jack

77
00:02:58,159 --> 00:02:59,350
sparrow costume

78
00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,750
the work was rather easy to accomplish

79
00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,830
and we're not done yet we also have the

80
00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,630
first prototype completed

81
00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,390
you are welcome to one free hour to

82
00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,750
touch it or smell it

83
00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:31,110
or hold it if you so choose

84
00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,350
after you are done don't forget to grab

85
00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,070
your free goody bags on the way out

86
00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,830
they were specially put together for all

87
00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,070
of you by the Johnny depp coast player

88
00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,710
i gave him 30 000 to work with so i

89
00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,830
suspect the contents will be to your

90
00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,229
liking

91
00:03:46,239 --> 00:03:48,390
a Death Note doujinshi featuring the

92
00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,869
annoyinga ship Light Yagami and elf

93
00:03:50,879 --> 00:03:52,789
Reese's peanut butter cups my bitch's

94
00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:55,509
favorite and last but certainly not lee

95
00:03:55,519 --> 00:03:57,270
an autographed photo of the Johnny depp

96
00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,710
look alike

97
00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,869
two whole Reese's peanut butter cups

98
00:04:02,879 --> 00:04:06,309
this is the bomb

99
00:04:06,319 --> 00:04:08,869
this sucks just to you'd think being the

100
00:04:08,879 --> 00:04:10,550
richest guy on the planet we would get

101
00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:13,030
more than this

102
00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,509
i don't get how this is worth 30 000 at

103
00:04:15,519 --> 00:04:16,870
all

104
00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,670
yeah bro what's up with that bartelby

105
00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,509
always comes to our house

106
00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:24,070
and eats the dinosaur chicken nuggets

107
00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,550
when's he gonna really pay us back

108
00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,790
you know what I don't think you deserve

109
00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,790
those you know your gingers

110
00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,030
give them all back i'll just use them to

111
00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,070
wipe my butt crack

112
00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:37,670
when I go poop later

113
00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,830
fine I don't want this [ __ ] as [ __ ]

114
00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,070
anyway

115
00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,629
did I [ __ ] stutter I said everybody

116
00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:48,550
everyone but my bh

117
00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,350
kids go get your things we'll be leaving

118
00:04:51,360 --> 00:05:01,110
in five minutes

119
00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:04,150
but dad I don't wanna go yet what about

120
00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,990
the trillion dollar bill exhibition

121
00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,670
i wanna see the ceremony for the

122
00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,749
unveiling of the new trillion dollar

123
00:05:09,759 --> 00:05:12,550
bill with my friends listen Mindy I know

124
00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,230
we got an invitation from your

125
00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,230
boyfriend's brother who is Bartleby's

126
00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,189
[ __ ]

127
00:05:17,199 --> 00:05:19,189
but the only reason we came here was

128
00:05:19,199 --> 00:05:21,670
because this place has a ymca workout

129
00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:22,310
room

130
00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,870
and not only that but you also know that

131
00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,110
after I get done pumping mad iron

132
00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,870
i like going to the drive-in theater to

133
00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,870
watch movies from the 70s

134
00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,710
because that was a time when women knew

135
00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,029
their place which is either the kitchen

136
00:05:35,039 --> 00:05:36,870
or the bedroom when the man feels like

137
00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,790
[ __ ] his [ __ ]

138
00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,870
but daddy you did that all on the way

139
00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:51,110
here

140
00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,909
hey look who it is fancy meeting you

141
00:05:53,919 --> 00:05:54,710
here

142
00:05:54,720 --> 00:06:02,469
mint holding the elevator for us

143
00:06:02,479 --> 00:06:05,029
what's us dad is the elevator stuck or

144
00:06:05,039 --> 00:06:05,670
something

145
00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:08,150
try pressing the button I'm trying for

146
00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,430
God's sake woman

147
00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,189
shut your damn mouth before I glue is

148
00:06:11,199 --> 00:06:14,710
shut with my rancid diarrhea

149
00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,110
the [ __ ] he's totally trying to shut the

150
00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,870
door on us mama

151
00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,909
like how he will the [ __ ] you think you

152
00:06:21,919 --> 00:06:22,390
are

153
00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,710
as the ruling queen of Mobius I demand

154
00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,909
that you hold the door

155
00:06:27,919 --> 00:06:32,830
ah

156
00:06:32,840 --> 00:07:00,830
intellectual

157
00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:04,230
a

158
00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,710
Bartleby what was that horrible noise

159
00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,710
I'm so frightened I think I pooped a

160
00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,469
little in my jeans

161
00:07:10,479 --> 00:07:12,710
me too it appears the elevator has

162
00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,150
gotten stuck on something

163
00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:28,550
hurry someone try the doors

164
00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:31,350
it's hopeless it it won't open does

165
00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,189
anyone have a cell phone

166
00:07:33,199 --> 00:07:36,710
maybe we can try calling for help

167
00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,830
already tried signals

168
00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,070
which means unless someone notices that

169
00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,469
we're here we're trapped here

170
00:07:44,479 --> 00:07:46,710
oh no what if we run out of food and

171
00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:49,189
water before they can find us

172
00:07:49,199 --> 00:07:51,029
Knuckles do you want me to piss in your

173
00:07:51,039 --> 00:07:53,510
mouth Bartleby

174
00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:56,150
is this how we die do not let fiat take

175
00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:56,790
hold of you

176
00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,830
my thick juicy fuckboy i'll protect you

177
00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,909
and maybe plow that fine rear of yours

178
00:08:01,919 --> 00:08:03,510
in the meantime

179
00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:06,309
what's wrong Charles you look positively

180
00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,430
turbed

181
00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,309
you say Aleena he can't say looking

182
00:08:10,319 --> 00:08:12,550
right at me who

183
00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,790
what do you mean nobody is looking at

184
00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:15,909
you

185
00:08:15,919 --> 00:08:21,110
what is it's chicks

186
00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,909
you mean from the hit pixel movie cars

187
00:08:23,919 --> 00:08:35,269
Charles you are seeing things

188
00:08:35,279 --> 00:08:37,670
what's wrong with Uncle Chuck is he

189
00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,829
drunk off his ass again

190
00:08:39,839 --> 00:08:42,469
yet why is he acting like a big fat baby

191
00:08:42,479 --> 00:08:44,149
make him quit before I give him

192
00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:47,269
a smelly beef stew with my butt kids

193
00:08:47,279 --> 00:08:49,110
there's something your uncle and I never

194
00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,150
told you

195
00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,190
he has a severe case of claustrophobia

196
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,509
when he's stuck in confined spaces he

197
00:08:55,519 --> 00:08:57,750
hallucinates and sees things

198
00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:05,750
oh no he's coming closer

199
00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:09,269
hey Uncle Chuck guess what I just got

200
00:09:09,279 --> 00:09:10,710
done raping lima

201
00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,949
lightning mcqueen and his big smelly

202
00:09:12,959 --> 00:09:14,710
race car ass

203
00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,470
now I'm gonna come over there right your

204
00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:17,910
cute little ass

205
00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:27,190
kacha [ __ ]

206
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,670
is not here and he's not gay he's always

207
00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:35,269
surrounded by girl cars in the movie

208
00:09:35,279 --> 00:09:37,509
Uncle Chuck it's all right nothing bad

209
00:09:37,519 --> 00:09:38,710
is going to happen

210
00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,630
look around everyone's here we'll

211
00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,630
protect you no matter what

212
00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:46,310
so there's no reason to be scared

213
00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:50,790
hey I'm not scared anymore

214
00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:55,350
ah what is this not the power of love

215
00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,790
i'll get you someday Charles i'll get

216
00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:02,829
you

217
00:10:02,839 --> 00:10:07,990
free

218
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,389
get your act together old man that's not

219
00:10:10,399 --> 00:10:11,030
the time

220
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,269
to be down on the floor now is the time

221
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,069
for action

222
00:10:14,079 --> 00:10:15,750
we have to plan this out we're going to

223
00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,310
make it through everyone put your peanut

224
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,030
butter cups

225
00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,949
and other rations on the floor I am

226
00:10:20,959 --> 00:10:22,630
going to split it amongst the group in a

227
00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:26,550
fair and equal manner

228
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,550
seems as though we have 14 Reese's

229
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,389
peanut butter cups and there are nine of

230
00:10:30,399 --> 00:10:31,269
us

231
00:10:31,279 --> 00:10:33,350
green kid that poops himself get over

232
00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:39,430
here and take your shirt

233
00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,670
this is all you get make sure it lasts

234
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,269
you at least two days stops

235
00:10:43,279 --> 00:10:45,190
if you can't do something simple as that

236
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,910
i'll check you out with my thighs

237
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:51,110
this is [ __ ] I want my two cups back

238
00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,990
yeah [ __ ] these 11 cups are yours savor

239
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,949
it

240
00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:57,990
11. oh no just just 10 is enough it

241
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,550
wouldn't be right if I took so many

242
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,310
you should split them among the rest

243
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,910
there's a large amount of people to feed

244
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,710
but [ __ ] only 10 peanut butter cups go

245
00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,269
stove

246
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,910
besides I'm I'm on a diet so you go

247
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:14,389
ahead

248
00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:17,670
and take one back bitch you stopped by

249
00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:20,389
the ymca food court and ordered 36 chili

250
00:11:20,399 --> 00:11:22,310
dogs and nine coca-colas would have been

251
00:11:29,269 --> 00:11:29,279
if I didn't stick one in your ass

252
00:11:29,279 --> 00:11:31,269
it seems like we're gonna be stuck here

253
00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:32,550
for a while

254
00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,269
do you need anything to drink why are

255
00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:39,030
you keep trying to piss in my mouth

256
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:42,630
domingo you think there's nothing to

257
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:43,829
worry about Charles

258
00:11:43,839 --> 00:11:45,509
I'm sure there's a hot-blooded American

259
00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:47,509
man on the other side of that door with

260
00:11:47,519 --> 00:11:48,710
his power tools

261
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,350
working to get us out i'll pay him with

262
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,829
a 24-pack of beer for his troubles like

263
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,509
every good man should

264
00:11:55,519 --> 00:11:57,750
and probably slap him on the ass like

265
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,590
those baseball players do after hitting

266
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:15,190
a home run

267
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,629
hello is anyone in there do you copy

268
00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:21,190
please tell me I'm not too late it's

269
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:21,990
about time

270
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,509
where were you at we've been stuck in

271
00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:25,509
here for two days

272
00:12:25,519 --> 00:12:28,069
cool your shits I'm here aren't I now

273
00:12:28,079 --> 00:12:29,829
what's the problem

274
00:12:29,839 --> 00:12:32,389
we have no food no water do your [ __ ]

275
00:12:32,399 --> 00:12:33,350
job and get us

276
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,310
out right [ __ ] now you know I don't

277
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,310
have to help you

278
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,310
so i'd change that attitude if I wear

279
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,310
you buttercup

280
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,389
all right before I send someone down to

281
00:12:44,399 --> 00:12:46,230
get you I'm gonna need to know a few

282
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,190
things

283
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,190
don't worry i'll be quick it's just

284
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,670
standard procedure

285
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,829
question one do you have anyone that

286
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,829
goes over the weight limit

287
00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:57,590
like do you have anyone in your group

288
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,829
that's a total fat ass

289
00:12:59,839 --> 00:13:02,710
depends how that we talking here I don't

290
00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:03,110
know

291
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,389
like Sonic the Hedgehog levels of fat

292
00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:12,150
proceed with the next question

293
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,430
what's happening what's going on one of

294
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,269
the tethers holding the elevator up must

295
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:18,710
have snapped

296
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,389
i think we went over the weight limit

297
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,629
because of my fat bro

298
00:13:22,639 --> 00:13:24,870
why must I suffer like this just for

299
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,590
being the brother of bartelby's [ __ ]

300
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,269
bartelby I'm slipping save me

301
00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:33,190
daddy's gotcha just grab my hand like

302
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:47,990
how I always grab your huge balls

303
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,990
oh my God

304
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,670
we need to get out of here before this

305
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:56,470
thing falls seven stories to the ground

306
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,509
got any ideas just one but it may be

307
00:13:59,519 --> 00:14:00,310
able to work

308
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,430
bitch get on the floor if I use you as a

309
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,430
stepladder I might be able to reach the

310
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,790
ceiling hatch

311
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,470
i'll open it and we can escape through

312
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,470
there to freedom

313
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:14,069
sounds like a plan let's do this babe

314
00:14:14,079 --> 00:14:16,550
[ __ ] it's still too high let me try

315
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:20,230
standing on my tapitas

316
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:24,230
wait you all hear that

317
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,470
it sounds like footsteps coming from the

318
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,509
roof

319
00:14:27,519 --> 00:14:29,189
you mean there's somebody on top of the

320
00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:43,430
elevator but who

321
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,710
oh hi there look it's Robert he's come

322
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,310
to rescue us

323
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:52,870
look like hughes canyon soon everybody

324
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,790
about time you got here Robert I was

325
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,949
going to use my strong muscle to climb

326
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:58,550
out of here myself but it's good that

327
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,069
you're here to help the others

328
00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:02,790
that are not as strong as I usually

329
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,350
Sonic

330
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,069
the forza inverter fully collapse you

331
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,430
too

332
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,550
clever it can't

333
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:24,829
eating

334
00:15:24,839 --> 00:15:28,310
ah

335
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,550
Uncle Chuck are you all right your legs

336
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:31,910
not broken is it

337
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:35,350
should we go to the er infinite but

338
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,710
forget about me saving

339
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:42,069
saber quickly Robert take my hand

340
00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:44,069
i just had sex with my [ __ ] a second

341
00:15:44,079 --> 00:15:45,509
ago and I didn't wash it

342
00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:47,269
so it's probably covered in sweat from

343
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,350
my [ __ ] balls but it's your only

344
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,829
choice

345
00:15:52,839 --> 00:15:56,870
is go serve yourself

346
00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:14,670
no I won't leave you

347
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:33,030
[Music]

348
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,629
it's a shame about what happened to

349
00:16:34,639 --> 00:16:36,069
Robert but at least he'll be

350
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,829
memorialized

351
00:16:37,839 --> 00:16:39,670
yet I can't think of a better way to be

352
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,910
memorialized than to be the face on a

353
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,590
trillion dollar bill that gets to be in

354
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,949
Bartleby's back pocket

355
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:48,550
right next to his big buttt crack

356
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,470
yeah about that he ain't being

357
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,069
memorialized on [ __ ]

358
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,150
i got a call from my mom while we were

359
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,310
in the elevator and she said they found

360
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,829
another even better Johnny depp look

361
00:16:57,839 --> 00:16:59,749
alike so it turns out that Robert will

362
00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:00,230
not

363
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:03,430
be on the trillion dollar bill after all

364
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,429
however as long as we never forget what

365
00:17:05,439 --> 00:17:07,350
he did here for us today

366
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,510
the raging fire of hope that instills

367
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,710
strength within us all

368
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,309
shall never burn two ashes

369
00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:14,150
[Music]

370
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,789
Bartleby look it's a rainbow it must

371
00:17:16,799 --> 00:17:18,309
have appeared just after the rain

372
00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:20,710
stopped

373
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,829
Bartleby do you think Robert can see it

374
00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:27,590
wherever he is I'm sure he can

375
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:32,230
bitch I'm sure he can

376
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:38,230
you're hiding from the store

377
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,530
i'll be the light that keeps you warm

378
00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:44,830
[Music]

379
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,510
in unfamiliar place

380
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,630
i will be the guiding face you

381
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:54,029
know waiting to take you

382
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:57,270
home

383
00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:00,669
through the fire people go

384
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:03,909
underneath the sparks we glow

385
00:18:03,919 --> 00:18:07,190
take a chance we don't have long

386
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:15,090
we'll be burning on

387
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:26,870
[Music]

388
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,789
hey uh I haven't heard you guys say

389
00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:30,230
anything in a while

390
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,950
you're not good are you because that

391
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,549
would seriously put a damper on my

392
00:18:34,559 --> 00:18:45,029
weekend if you are

393
00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:46,789
who the hell are you people how did you

394
00:18:46,799 --> 00:18:49,430
get in my office

395
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:52,070
eyes this way [ __ ] you have not been

396
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,830
granted the privilege to address our

397
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,990
Professor directly

398
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,990
is this guy with a pizza box looking at

399
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,750
your teacher or something

400
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,470
tell him to get lost I don't give a damn

401
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,909
what kind of Professor he is

402
00:19:03,919 --> 00:19:09,990
the same goes for you children go home

403
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,710
children attack

404
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:20,950
[Applause]

405
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,430
what what are you doing untie me this

406
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,870
instant or you're going to be in big

407
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,549
trouble

408
00:19:26,559 --> 00:19:28,789
oh just who the hell are you I demand to

409
00:19:28,799 --> 00:19:29,590
know who you are

410
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:39,510
Professor who are you

411
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:49,760
who are you