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[Applause]

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no way

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the kids are having a Sleetover tonight

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you don't have to ruin it by

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being drunk off your ass besides we need

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to go out to buy Manic's axe body spray

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since we got the wrong one what are you

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saying

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[ __ ] Edward is way better than Jacob

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that's why Bella picked him

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well I'm saying she made a mistake Jacob

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is clearly the better boyfriend

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than that sparkling pretty boy [ __ ]

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boyfriend

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they were never even dating to begin

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with doesn't matter what you think you

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God dang [ __ ]

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because Edward won either way you're

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just salty

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how dare you you dare disrespect me in

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my own home

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get the hell off me Sonic you better let

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go of your sister right now

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that is enough what in the world has

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gotten into you kids

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stop said stop it you fat [ __ ]

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we just got done watching twilight

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breaking dawn

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it was his first time and now he won't

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quit saying Jacob is better than Edward

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only because he is mom

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Uncle Chuck you two are on team Jacob

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right

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tell her she's wrong oh

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you don't know how to link topic or

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toyota

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I'm almost sold so primero don't

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know if it's reformatter the whatever to

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accept intense

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sparking off of sharing things

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you sure you got everything pumpkin i

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don't mind heading back to the house if

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you need something

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oh daddy you're such a worry what for

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the last time yes

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oh you know me sugar just got to look

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out for my girl

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daddy you don't need to worry it's just

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a slumber party at my friend's house

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like come on I mean really what's the

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worst that could happen

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i don't like that tone young lady you

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are my girl

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aren't you say it say it loud and clean

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yeah here I am I'm your precious baby

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girl daddy

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that's it say it for daddy you dirty

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[ __ ]

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little [ __ ] [ __ ]

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i I'm gonna head out if you need

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anything just give me a call

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so this is the place where we're going

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to have the slumber party my bitch's

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house

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how sad it's so small I bet it only cost

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89 trillion dollars

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but I guess that's how it goes

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thankfully I'm not a judging person

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i simply cannot wait to see my bitch's

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face like when he sees

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that I brought him the limited edition

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drink a baja blast from taco Bell

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he'll be so excited I bet he'll even

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suck my balls

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or should I say suck my burrito huh

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hey [ __ ] open the door and tuck on my

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penis

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not showing up I see I guess you like

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playing hard to get

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that's fine by me should I just blow

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down the door with nothing but my

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[ __ ] piss again

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wow the way is that a blast from taco

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Bell

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can I have one no way piss off

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go get your own knees up for me and my

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beak

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oh God damn it look what you've done you

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broke my concentration

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and made me pee in my buja blush

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well at least now I know which one my

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[ __ ] is getting

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Knuckles Bartleby you're just in time me

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and my bro were just getting done

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preparing snacks for tonight's Sleetover

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how are you ready for a night with just

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the guys

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you bet and look I brought you a little

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surprise

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a wonderful guy blast from taco Bell

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oh bartelby you treat me so well

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if there's one thing that I can't say

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for certainty is that i

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Sonic the Hedgehog really love the

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limited edition drink aha blast from

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taco Bell

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[ __ ] who are you talking to let's go

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upstairs to my room

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me and Manic rented this really kick-ass

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game from blockbuster

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okay

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hey Mindy what do you wanna do first the

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other girls didn't arrive yet

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but I'm sure we can't still find ways to

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have fun

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Sonia what is going on here I thought

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you invited 12 other girls

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where is everyone you're the only one

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who showed up so far

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I'm sure they'll get here eventually but

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I'm seven hours late

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i got an idea let's facetime everyone

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and see what's going on

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maybe they're just stuck in traffic

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somewhere

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we'll try calling sari first since she

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seemed most excited and [ __ ]

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why howdy there sonja how are you doing

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this evening sorry I took so long to

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answer your call

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i was just busy sucking paws balls but i

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mean I was just busy helping my

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boyfriend

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jaya in the farm you know bundling hay

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and what not

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i definitely wasn't cheating on him with

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his pr

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or anything ha ha

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where the hell are you [ __ ] Cyrus the

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reason we called you was to figure

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out if you're still on for the Sleetover

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tonight

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that was tonight holy moly I forgot

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entirely about that no

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I'm not coming over i'll try and make it

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up to you next time by bringing my

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delicious home down macaroni salad

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it's a real treat how's it hanging

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well besides all of these guys balls

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over here at the local strike club haha

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Mindy why are you at the strip mall when

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you've been planning the slumber party

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for weeks

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more importantly why didn't you take me

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with you

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um Cyrus who's that behind you

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uh what oh you must have seen Jared

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we just got done having steamy sex out

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in the pasture

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no I'm I'm pretty sure that was jars

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paul

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Cyrus paw you in there thought you were

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being real sneaky going out to the barn

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behind my back don't you

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well I'm not stupid and no luck can

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guard you against my rage

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come on out and get yours paw I told you

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what would happen if I caught

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you [ __ ] my girl again I'm gonna blow

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your brains out

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i think I'm gonna get going you girls

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have fun now yeah here

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Cyrus shut that [ __ ] camera off cause

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I'm gonna rape your ass

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so long you too I gotta get back to work

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if I stay on this vid too long the

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police will find out my location

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later [ __ ]

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okay kids we're leaving for the store

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remember to keep all the doors locked up

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and don't forget to go to bed at nine if

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it gets too cold

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turn up the thermostat in the hall

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do you think the kids will be okay by

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themselves

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maybe one of us should stay back just in

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case

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it's finesses the kids are old enough to

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take care of themselves

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and they see this Bartleby is so strong

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i can lift a monster to quick use these

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boot checks

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you made a huge mistake challenging

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Knuckles the cool Echidna to a game of

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twister

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everybody knows I'm the king when it

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comes to board games

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yet well you're gonna see who's really

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the king of twister tonight

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let's make a bet then [ __ ] loser owes

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the other one five bucks

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Manic left hand green

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sorry Knux I should have told you I ate a

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spicy bean and cheese burrito this

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morning haha

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haha you should warn the guy before you

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go and do stuff

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like that that [ __ ] was stinky

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is this really what poor people do at

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Sleetovers well

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i guess it is on the guy the type

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printed off from the poor person's

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Wikipedia page

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but they're doing everything out of

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order this is all just so confusing to

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me

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hey [ __ ] what time are we going to have

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the pillow fight

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a pillow fight um I don't think we were

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planning on having a pillow fight

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my bro and I only have a couple pillows

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so it wouldn't be possible since there's

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four of us

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but my guide says poor people do that

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well

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pillow fights are more of a girl's thing

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i see so only poor females participate

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in

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pillow fights I was really looking

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forward to that too

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[ __ ] can you tell me where the bathroom

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in your house is

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so that I may go poop

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moments like this where I can plainly

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see that I am different from everybody

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else

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I'm different from everybody I'm weird

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all because I'm the richest man on earth

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it's not like it's anything new either

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from the very beginning I have suffered

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under this burden

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hey Bartleby you know today is my

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birthday

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the rest of the class are coming over to

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my place after school

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for a huge Sleetover there's going to be

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cake and ice cream too

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and solar sticks with peanut butter we

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got big muscles and I also hear you're

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the richest

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kid in school I think that's kinda cool

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do you want to come to my Sleetover I’ve

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got an extra invitation

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dude what the hell are you doing why

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would you give an invite to Bobby

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everybody knows he's the weird kid he's

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different from the rest of us

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that's right I hear his family is so

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rich that he's tapped threatened to buy

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the entire school

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if any of the teachers even dare to give

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Bartleby anything lower than an a-plus

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if I were you i'd be scared to be

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friends with someone who has that much

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power

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you know what you guys are right

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Bartleby you're not invited to my

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Sleetover anymore

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you're a freak a monster

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come one let's go see if they're serving

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chicken nuggets in the cafeteria today

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oh my God barnabas

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i finally know why I can't get an answer

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i finally know

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me

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[Music]

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is

284
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can anybody make me

285
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[Music]

286
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,269
oh sorry [ __ ] I didn't know you are out

287
00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:31,750
here

288
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,470
what do you want Bartleby my beautiful

289
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,150
lover I heard you singing all the way

290
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,910
from down the hall

291
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,470
tell me honestly are you not having fun

292
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,990
at my Sleetover

293
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,750
I'm so sorry if it's not to your

294
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,269
satisfaction

295
00:13:45,279 --> 00:13:47,350
you don't have to apologize my [ __ ]

296
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,350
it's not your fault your Sleeter sucks

297
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,790
big sweaty balls

298
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,629
you know I just struggle to fit in with

299
00:13:52,639 --> 00:13:54,310
you poor people and your poor people

300
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,269
activities

301
00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:57,430
oh my God peeing in poor people's

302
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,269
bathrooms is so boring

303
00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:01,269
there's not even a roller coaster or a

304
00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:03,350
butler to give you a warm towel and a

305
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,910
small bottle of soap after you're done

306
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,829
oh would you look at the time it's

307
00:14:07,839 --> 00:14:09,110
almost 9 p.m

308
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,949
didn't your mom say it's lights off at

309
00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:16,949
nine we should hurry to bed

310
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:19,189
where do I [ __ ] go I don't have a key

311
00:14:19,199 --> 00:14:20,150
for the door

312
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,550
i don't know try punching that [ __ ] ha

313
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,750
ha ha it worked

314
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,509
yeah I just don't know why edmund is

315
00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:27,110
following you around like that

316
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,509
maybe he's [ __ ] gay I think he's

317
00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:30,790
peter's younger brother

318
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:39,240
i know but he could still be homosexual

319
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:42,310
[Music]

320
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,470
Sonic are you [ __ ] [ __ ] dear God

321
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,750
what is wrong with you

322
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,430
we were just playing the chronicles of

323
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,150
narnia for the Playstation 2.

324
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,230
yeah bro have you lost your marbles this

325
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:54,310
game doesn't even ought to save

326
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,470
but bro it's nine o'clock and mama said

327
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,790
we all have to be in bed by nine

328
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,790
your mom isn't even here she want out

329
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,189
remember we have two Knux our mom

330
00:15:03,199 --> 00:15:05,670
always says good kids go to bed on time

331
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,829
Manic you can be such a square sometimes

332
00:15:07,839 --> 00:15:13,110
you know that

333
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,269
good night Knuckles good night bart

334
00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:16,310
libby

335
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,230
I'm sorry you have to Sleet on the floor

336
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,389
babe there's just not enough space in

337
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:22,389
the bunk bed for all four of us

338
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,470
and well with me being the thick little

339
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,470
boy that I am I take up a whole bed

340
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,629
myself

341
00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:30,949
don't worry about it my bitch I wouldn't

342
00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:32,470
be caught dead Sleeting in a poor

343
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,069
person's bed anyway

344
00:15:34,079 --> 00:15:36,310
I'm just fine and dandy Sleeting in my

345
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,069
solid gold Sleeting bag

346
00:15:38,079 --> 00:15:41,189
that cost 906 trillion dollars

347
00:15:41,199 --> 00:15:43,110
night bro I guess i'll see you in the

348
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,470
morning

349
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,470
now hold on a Mobius minute bro aren't

350
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,629
you forgetting something

351
00:15:48,639 --> 00:15:50,470
you know that special thing the two of

352
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:54,640
us do just before bed every night

353
00:15:54,650 --> 00:16:06,870
[Music]

354
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,949
well what are you waiting for bring it

355
00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:22,870
on in here my special baby bro

356
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,189
aha what is it little bro you look like

357
00:16:25,199 --> 00:16:26,629
you're thinking about something really

358
00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:27,990
hard

359
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,389
it's nothing big bro nothing at all I'm

360
00:16:30,399 --> 00:16:32,470
just really happy right now

361
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,790
it's just been so long since mom let us

362
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,150
have a Sleetover you know

363
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:49,990
i had fun today

364
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,230
okay okay that's enough row quit

365
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,629
breathing down my neck it tickles

366
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,790
oh come on bro can't I keep my arms

367
00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:04,020
around you for just a little bit longer

368
00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:19,270
[Music]

369
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,309
KKnux Knuckles hey hey Knuckles are you

370
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:24,710
awake

371
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,630
Manic what do you want can't you see

372
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,870
it's almost one in the morning

373
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,350
i was just having a really awesome dream

374
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,350
where I was drinking root beer and

375
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,789
eating cookies

376
00:17:34,799 --> 00:17:37,430
I'm hungry let's go downstairs and sneak

377
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,029
some food out of the fridge

378
00:17:39,039 --> 00:17:41,909
no I want to go back to Sleet come on

379
00:17:41,919 --> 00:17:44,549
Knux my mom just bought some macaroni

380
00:17:44,559 --> 00:17:46,310
i'll make you some of my world famous

381
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,990
Manic and cheese

382
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,270
what the [ __ ] is Manic ‘n cheese

383
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,990
it's just kraft macaroni and cheese but

384
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,510
my bro thinks his is special

385
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:58,390
because he adds green food coloring i

386
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,990
call it Manic ‘n cheese because

387
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,190
it's green like me Manic just go back to

388
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:13,029
bed we're trying to Sleet

389
00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:22,070
up bro where did you go

390
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,350
what are you doing my bro yo everybody

391
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,190
you're just in time for some of my world

392
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,029
famous Manic ‘n cheese

393
00:18:29,039 --> 00:18:30,950
how about you all pull up the seat I'm

394
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,390
about to rock your world with this

395
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,669
cheesy [ __ ]

396
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,350
all that's left for me to do is to add

397
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:40,150
the secret ingredient

398
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,230
okay bro go easy on the green food color

399
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,549
ring you know how much that [ __ ] costs

400
00:18:44,559 --> 00:18:46,789
if you run out mom's gone a beepist

401
00:18:46,799 --> 00:18:49,110
but bitch it's just a tiny bottle of

402
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,150
food coloring

403
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,630
i mean how much could it cost fifty six

404
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:57,270
thousand dollars

405
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,190
open your mouth bitch here comes the

406
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:04,390
chewy shoot rain

407
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:09,510
[Applause]

408
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,590
Sonia it looks like your mom and uncle

409
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:15,669
are home

410
00:19:15,679 --> 00:19:18,150
but Mindy that doesn't really look like

411
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:23,270
my mom's car

412
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,310
yo Bobby Moonbeam you made sure to scope

413
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,909
this place out before

414
00:19:27,919 --> 00:19:31,110
right you sure there's nobody inside I'm

415
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,190
not about to be caught and spend four

416
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,470
more years in prison

417
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,990
I’ve done my I'm positive time

418
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,549
this house sketch I saw the family carl

419
00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:42,470
leave a couple hours ago

420
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,909
the place is empty big brother

421
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:48,390
are you sure you want to do this you

422
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,950
have always told me stealing is wrong

423
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,750
what happened to you it's like ever

424
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,669
since you met Bobby Moonbeam

425
00:19:55,679 --> 00:19:59,110
you've changed Cindy you know mom and

426
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,870
ted have the coronavirus

427
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,870
because they were anti-massacres if we

428
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,789
don't find a way to get money

429
00:20:04,799 --> 00:20:06,470
we'll never be able to afford their

430
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,029
vaccines and hospital bills

431
00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:11,110
there are plenty of other ways to get

432
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,230
money take me

433
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,870
back to the strip club and i'll show you

434
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,029
i make six dollars a day

435
00:20:17,039 --> 00:20:20,070
Cindy I told you six dollars is nothing

436
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,710
just mods hospital bills alone are eight

437
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,549
thousand bucks

438
00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:26,630
sorry to interrupt your little solid

439
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,710
story but are we going to get down to

440
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:29,430
business or

441
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,630
what sorry Bobby Moonbeam I got

442
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,350
distracted

443
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,230
what's the plan I will tell you the plan

444
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,070
but first the screen

445
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:45,430
has got to pass some gas out of his ass

446
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,990
okay let's get out of the car i'll tell

447
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,590
you the plan when we get up by the

448
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,549
driveway

449
00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:55,590
okay here is the plan we're going to get

450
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,630
that door open

451
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,789
and when you do the three of us rush in

452
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,390
and steal [ __ ]

453
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,190
if we come across any live forms let me

454
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,830
know immediately so I can tell that

455
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,830
Bobby Moonbeam wants to be out there in

456
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,669
10 minutes or less

457
00:21:09,679 --> 00:21:11,830
don't worry Bobby we'll be in and out of

458
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,110
there before anybody

459
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:19,990
even know what happened let's get going

460
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,430
butternuts the door is locked body

461
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,669
keep your eyes open for unlickers I'm

462
00:21:25,679 --> 00:21:28,549
going to use my pistol to blow the log

463
00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:35,590
no

464
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,950
what's that do you got a better idea

465
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,230
we shall use my alien green it at least

466
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,230
a special frequency so high

467
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,990
that it cannot be picked up by

468
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,430
earthlings

469
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,110
it is said that man advantage hold

470
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,190
himself took one of these models into

471
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,230
the final battle against Doctor Robotnik

472
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,230
and that he used it to blow robotics

473
00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:00,789
clothes clean

474
00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:02,789
Bobby why are you the only one I ever

475
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:04,310
hear that story from

476
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,149
I'm starting to think you make [ __ ] up

477
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:14,330
as you go along

478
00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:21,830
[Music]

479
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,830
hey does anyone hear that loud ringing

480
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,029
sound I think it's coming from outside

481
00:22:27,039 --> 00:22:29,350
what do you think it is some kind of

482
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,190
weird emergency alarm

483
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,190
it's not an alarm you idiot it's an

484
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,590
alien ray from Mobius

485
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,310
but how I thought all alien rays were

486
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,870
lost when Mobius fell

487
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,430
they were until today that is somehow

488
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,990
one ended up in this very neighborhood

489
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,750
perhaps it's a mobian who came looking

490
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,830
for revenge since the Hedgehog royal

491
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:55,270
family failed them

492
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,350
you guys there's a group of weirdos out

493
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,590
front I think someone's trying to break

494
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,029
in

495
00:23:01,039 --> 00:23:04,950
Bartleby I'm frightened what do we do

496
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,110
everyone scatter it's every man for

497
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:17,510
himself

498
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:26,390
look rodney alien food

499
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,350
that's not alien food body moon bean I'm

500
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:30,789
pretty sure that it's just mac and

501
00:23:30,799 --> 00:23:32,870
cheese with green food coloring poured

502
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,070
on top

503
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,230
it's what you're seeing is true then it

504
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,070
must mean there are life forms somewhere

505
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,470
in the house let's split up and find

506
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,789
them

507
00:23:42,799 --> 00:23:44,950
Cindy you're going stairs and check out

508
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,310
there rodNick

509
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,230
you stay in the kitchen and have a look

510
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,750
around

511
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,830
while you do that I'm going to take a

512
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,470
big [ __ ] double the toilet

513
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,510
good luck bro if you need anything just

514
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,070
call

515
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:05,110
i'll be right there

516
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,590
yo Manic what are we going to do there's

517
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,669
no way we can make to the front door

518
00:24:09,679 --> 00:24:12,630
like this I don't know I got the police

519
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,390
on the phone right now maybe we should

520
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,350
try the window

521
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:20,470
good idea [ __ ] let's do it to it

522
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:34,950
Knuckles watch out for the

523
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,909
oh no I'm stuck Knuckles pull me hurry

524
00:24:37,919 --> 00:24:38,630
up

525
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,149
i can't get my fat ass through the

526
00:24:40,159 --> 00:24:42,710
window God why do I have to be related

527
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,630
to Sonic the Hedgehog

528
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:50,149
just hold tight man I got you

529
00:24:50,159 --> 00:24:53,190
that was a warning shot red boy now get

530
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,549
the foot out of here unless

531
00:24:54,559 --> 00:25:04,630
you want me to pop a cap in your butt

532
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,470
now that we're alone it's time

533
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,990
no please don't kill me i'll do anything

534
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,470
tell you who said anything about killing

535
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,029
you

536
00:25:15,039 --> 00:25:21,750
I'm just gonna [ __ ] you [ __ ]

537
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,630
you know what I wanna enjoy this you

538
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,750
stay right here

539
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,750
I'm going out front and i'll meet you

540
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,110
outside so you can suck my balls

541
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:37,430
see you in a moment babe

542
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,110
this is the police put your hands up

543
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:47,040
you're under arrest [ __ ]

544
00:25:47,050 --> 00:25:49,430
[Applause]

545
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,909
Bartleby I'm scared he has a gun what

546
00:25:51,919 --> 00:25:53,350
are we going to do

547
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,029
hurry up and shut that hole under your

548
00:25:55,039 --> 00:25:57,190
nose if you don't make a sound he won't

549
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,350
find us

550
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,510
don't think I didn't hear that I know

551
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,950
there's someone hiding behind

552
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,990
the shower curtain coming out right now

553
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,070
or else I'm going to rip your balls off

554
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,269
with my teeth

555
00:26:09,279 --> 00:26:10,870
God damn it [ __ ] you and your

556
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:15,909
planet-sized butt cheeks

557
00:26:15,919 --> 00:26:17,990
i don't guess screams of the innocent

558
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,470
perhaps I was wrong and there's nobody

559
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:25,430
after all

560
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,350
wow Bartleby you caught every single

561
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,430
one of the bullets in your bare hands

562
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,750
how did you manage to do that haha we've

563
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,830
been over this remember I'm even faster

564
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:34,870
than you [ __ ]

565
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,269
yes even faster than Sonic the Hedgehog

566
00:26:37,279 --> 00:26:48,149
himself

567
00:26:48,159 --> 00:26:50,390
who are you what the hell are you

568
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,310
choking me with [ __ ]

569
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,630
these are my panties I hope you don't

570
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,710
mind that they're covered in my [ __ ]

571
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,070
pee

572
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,789
Sonia hurry grab the hammer that i

573
00:27:00,799 --> 00:27:02,789
shoved up my big smelly ass five minutes

574
00:27:02,799 --> 00:27:03,510
ago

575
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,390
break this bitch's legs

576
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,669
[Music]

577
00:27:09,679 --> 00:27:11,669
i will take that kind of your hands

578
00:27:11,679 --> 00:27:13,190
hurry up and kill her Mindy

579
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,990
I'm going to call the police no Sonia

580
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,909
I'm going to enjoy this

581
00:27:17,919 --> 00:27:21,900
i want her death to be slow and painful

582
00:27:21,910 --> 00:27:25,190
[Music]

583
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,590
i think somebody was hiding behind the

584
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,789
shower curtain wall

585
00:27:28,799 --> 00:27:31,590
i was cooking go find your brother we're

586
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,590
gonna make like a bunch of bananas

587
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,750
and peel out what the hell is going on

588
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,470
here

589
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,029
Cindy get up get a piece of the [ __ ]

590
00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:41,990
you killed her

591
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,190
you [ __ ] killed her didn't you I’ve

592
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,590
heard stories about you Bobby Moonbeam

593
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,190
they say you're the most evil alien

594
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,630
criminal in the galaxy

595
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,710
but also one of the most cowardly and

596
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:56,630
most stupid

597
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,190
hi Bartleby Montclair of Dresden the

598
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,430
richest and sexiest man on earth

599
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,510
will make you pay for ruining my bitch's

600
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,789
special Sleetover

601
00:28:04,799 --> 00:28:06,950
prepare yourself you little green major

602
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:07,830
boy

603
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,230
[ __ ] if I had known that this was the

604
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,149
house of Bartleby's personal [ __ ]

605
00:28:12,159 --> 00:28:13,990
Sonic they catch you up I would never

606
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,750
have come here

607
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,070
i didn't spill anything yet if you let

608
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,070
me go I promise don't even never come

609
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:22,870
back

610
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,750
please please forgive me you want

611
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:26,710
forgiveness

612
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:33,750
find religion

613
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,230
hey Bartleby do you know what's funny

614
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:36,789
in a way

615
00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:38,789
it seems you did get your pillow fight

616
00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:41,269
after all

617
00:28:41,279 --> 00:28:44,070
hey you're right it looks like I did and

618
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:44,310
i

619
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,350
even had fun too

620
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,269
Bobby Moonbeam you are under arrest for

621
00:28:50,279 --> 00:28:53,029
136 counts of galactic murder

622
00:28:53,039 --> 00:28:55,269
and home invasion your friend rodNick

623
00:28:55,279 --> 00:28:56,789
here told us everything

624
00:28:56,799 --> 00:28:58,950
so don't even try running away you

625
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:13,510
naughty little alien boy

626
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,870
hey kids where are you back

627
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:21,350
and look whoever broke pisa

628
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,350
hey [ __ ] now that this mess is over

629
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,430
with how about we start this Sleetover

630
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,190
for realest

631
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,149
yeah I think that sounds quite nice then

632
00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:31,510
what's the holdup

633
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,350
let's go have a hot and ready ham and

634
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,549
pineapple pizza

635
00:29:34,559 --> 00:29:39,350
for only five dollars from little

636
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,029
and caesars building a brighter light

637
00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:44,590
when no one

638
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:53,269
[Music]

639
00:29:53,279 --> 00:29:57,190
all knows we'll run away

640
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:10,300
into the fields of gold where dreams

641
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:25,830
[Music]

642
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,919
you