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yeehaw

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oh

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I'm not here to get [ __ ] in the

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yesterday sheriff I'm just here to grab

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in fact their number one Sonic

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a drink

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i need to make sure I'm hydrated for

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when I get [ __ ] in the ass tonight

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by like 6 guys

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just get me a bottle of water old man

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I’ve been on a diet lately to keep my

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boobs and butt cheeks in peak condition

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i want to look good in my next wanted

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poster

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eight by the way it seems there are

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quite a few of new faces in this alone

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today

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would you mind filling me in on who they

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are

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yeah it rocks like a sand storm last

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night broke in a lot of new travellers

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in cars

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you definitely don't want to start a

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game with him he's taking a verity from

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you

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ever since a table

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wanted

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his sister Sonia and his brother maddox

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have a band they're already in the top

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in fact their number one Sonic

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Underground wanted

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for fun also

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this guy hey bro me and Sonia are

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finished setting up the instruments

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what do you say we do it to it and give

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the saloon the best damn show they'll

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ever experience

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was it it rocks liquidator about to

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start drinking

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you're ready for a

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feeling sauvage in between these ears

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ain't nothing good

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gotta get my fix so it's time for me to

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go

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gonna get on down this once for me

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all I gotta do is find my keys and by

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then I should be headed on down the road

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um

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is

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what in tarnation I’ve never seen

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somebody like him around these hair

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parts

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does anybody know who he is he can't

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believe it

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he know is what he always talked it was

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so evert levy and this is the sturdy

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enriched

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cowboy in the west what kind of

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mechanical doohickey is he riding

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that doesn't look like any old horse to

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me that's because it's not ours

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and the special one

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but I thought carl benz from germany

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said he was going to be finished

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building the first car in a few years

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in the year 1885 was it roxy curses over

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cleveland

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into it I hear that horseshoe Bartleby

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is so rich

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that instead of robbing banks he buys

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them then fires everybody

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who worked there he's the epitome of

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evil

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although you gotta admit he is kind of

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cute

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everybody get back

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into salon

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I'm sorry did I say you could look at me

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howdy sheriff my body seems to have

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filled up with a lot of poop during my

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travels

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you got a bathroom in this place so i

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could take a massive stinky [ __ ]

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now that I'm finished duping you're

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going to put all the money you got into

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this bag

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see

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[ __ ] hold on I left the bag by the

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toilet

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no old man you're going to give me all

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the money you've got

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if you value your life

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howdy sir what business does one as big

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as you have with a Hedgehog as small as

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me

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hey [ __ ] you wanna hear a secret i

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didn't actually come here to rob the

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place

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i have actually been traveling all

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around these wild wild west

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looking for a true challenge another

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cowboy who can defeat me in an

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old-fashioned shootout

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i have killed over 18 000 cowboys so far

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because none are as good as me and well

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i couldn't help

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but notice your fat ass and I was

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thinking [ __ ]

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maybe just maybe you could give me the

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challenge I have been looking for

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are you challenging me to a shootout i

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don't know what would happen

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if I declined i'll tell you what will

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happen if you decline bitch

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first i'd kill everybody else in this

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room then I would rape your cute little

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ass

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so tell me bandit Sonic you know what a

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western shootout is

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can't say I have I would hate to kill

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such a sexy man like yourself

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before you can show me what you are made

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of

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would you like for me to explain the

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rules first go on

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so we can finish this sooner and you can

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leave this town and never return

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listen carefully because I'm only going

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to explain this once

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the rules are as simple as the recipe

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for my money's sweet apple

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pie we start off on opposite sides of

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the road

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our eyes locked onto each other a

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revolver is in our holster on our sides

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next to our butt cheeks on the count of

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three we draw our weapon and fire

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whoever is hit

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loses the jewel it's that simple and

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i'll tell you now

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i don't lose

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that sounds simple enough so does that

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mean we're doing this thing or what

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one three

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run away fatty the bullets gonna get you

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of all my time in the wildest of west

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you have been the first one to survive

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against me

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tell me bandit Sonic how did you do it

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i know it was your big [ __ ] ass

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that's enough my brother already

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challenged you and he lived

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this duel is over it's funny how you

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defend him

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yet you don't even know his deepest

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darkest secret

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secrets bro what is he talking about

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go on tell everyone what you're really

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called around here

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the fake name you use in the dead of

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night when you're out stealing [ __ ]

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we're dying to hear the truth bandit

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Sonic or should I call you

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big buttt bob big buttt bob

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bro you're the infamous big buttt bob the

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dangerous outlaw that goes out at night

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to steal people's things

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that's right it's me I am the one known

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as big butt bob

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i am not only a cowboy but an outlaw of

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the shadows wanted all over the west

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I'm sorry you had to find out like this

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my own bro

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now listen here bandit Sonic I'm willing

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to give you an offer

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you can either stay here in this town

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and I kill everyone in it

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including you or the other option which

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i believe you may much prefer

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you come with me and become my personal

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bitch and we can ride off into the

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sunset together in my fancy new

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limousine

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no I'm not making you pick one or the

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other but I believe we all know which

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one you want more

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you say that but it doesn't feel like i

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get much of a choice here

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i don't know maybe it's because you're

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currently squeezing my big ass

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but I think i'll pick the second option

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okay

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there are things that make

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you